Randy, you’ve got an opportunity to talk to the liquor. Take the fucking bottle. We’ve been given a wonderful gift, Randy. A wonderful gift. ’Cause the liquor has chosen us, Randy. Me and you, bud. Trailer Park Boys s11e8: A Liquor Captain Never Abandons a Sinking Shit Ship, Mr Lahey
Oh my fuck, boys, we killed Lahey and Randy. Trailer Park Boys s11e9: Oh My Fuck, Boys, We Killed Lahey & Randy, Bubbles cries
The liquor is supervising the park, Barb. Trailer Park Boys s11e10: The All You Can Eat Shit Buffet, Mr Lahey
Look at that – Green Bastard IPA. Selling a ton of that to people in the park. Business is booming. Trailer Park Boys s12e1: Chlamydia, Bubbles
Thanks for helping me see things more clearly. You’re really good at that. Trailer Park Boys s12e2: Godspeed My Muscular Friend, Ricky to Bubbles
I’m a little bit worried about Ricky and the sheer amount of masturbating he’s doing. Trailer Park Boys s12e3: The Cunt Word, Bubbles
Hello, can I get an extra large order of onion rings, er cheeseburger with two extra patties and six slices of cheese, two hot dogs with cheese and bacon, and a large popcorn with layered butter – and can you do four layers on that? Could you pouty up the rings, and give me two large beers and two ice-cream sandwiches. You want anything, Mr Lahey? Trailer Park Boys s12e4: All the Shit I Need
I can call the cops and bring them in here to take care of things or you can come to me at the end of the day with a thousand bucks cash. Your choice. Trailer Park Boys s12e5: Happy Birthday Bubbles, security boss to Julian
Julian, the sexiest man in Sunnyvale, is fucking going to go to jail for seven fucking years unless we can come up with $10,000 in the next couple of hours. Trailer Park Boys s12e6: Flow Me the Money, Ricky on megaphone
Freedom 35: that’s what the beer should be called. Boys, it’s something we’ve been trying to achieve our entire lives and because of this fucking beer, I think we’ll finally make it this time. Trailer Park Boys s12e7: Big Cock, Julian
We want everyone working together for the betterment of Sunnyvale as a team. Trailer Park Boys s12e8: Will You For to be Fucking Married to Me? Randy to Bubbles
Julian: How we just going to come up with $50,000?
Bubbles: Well that’s really a technicality at this point, isn’t it? Trailer Park Boys s12e9: Angel Shit Sent Down From Jesus God
Ricky and Julian are my new partners and we are very happy to announce that as of today Freedom 35 is going to be available right across Canada. And you guys are all going to be a part of the new company. Trailer Park Boys s12e10: Fuckin’ Fucked Out of Our Tiny Minds, Bubbles to Sunnyvale residents
Listen to him [Julian] back there – Donald Trump. Trailer Park Boys: Dear Santa Claus, Go Fuck Yourself, Bubbles re Julian’s Christmas lights competition, Netflix 2004
You should be getting drunk and stoned with your friends and family – people that you love. ibid. Ricky’s Christmas sermon
Ricky: Dad, you saw Lucy naked?
Ray: Down at the Gentlemen’s club, Rick. Trailer Park Boys: The Movie, 2006
I know what I’m doing. I’ve watched movies like Casino, or Goodfellas, a bunch of Robert De Niro films – Heat – you know, they do a big job and then they sit on the money for a little while. And that’s the key because you start flashing money around right out of the gate, you’re going to go back to jail. Trailer Park Boys: Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys, Julian, 2008
Here I am – paradise. Got everything I want but it doesn’t add up to shit. ’Cause I fell in love with the wrong man. Be careful who you love. Trailer Park Boys: Countdown to Liquor Day, Mr Lahey, 2009
Baked Bean Supper And Bingo. ibid. stolen church sign
Bubbles, do you want to go on a date or something? ibid. Jenny
The internet contest we entered, Ricky. Rush’s biggest fan. We won … We’re going to see Rush in Ireland! Trailer Park Boys: Live in Fuckin’ Dublin, Netflix 2014
This is officer Jim Lahey – I’m installing a hidden camera in the dressing room to prove that Julian is forcing my Randy to be here tonight: that’s human trafficking for the purposes of sexual slavery. The shit cheese is in the shit trap. Trailer Park Boys: Live at the North Pole, Netflix 2014
Hey, Bubs … I heard you’re gonna be in a Ninja movie?
Bubbles: It’s not official yet … I’ve seen every Ninja movie in history. Trailer Park Boys: Drunk, High & Unemployed, Netflix 2015
This place is fucked! Everything is fucking backwards! Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park Europe I: London, Ricky, Netflix 2016
I kind of feel like Freddie Mercury in these things [Lederhosen]. Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park Europe II: Berlin
Acquire a strap-on dildo and wear it around the city for an hour: $25. Please note strap-on must be a minimum of ten inches long to qualify. Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park Europe III: Copenhagen, boys’ city challenge
Julian: Trolls don’t exist … Just like fucking samsquanches exist, ah?
Bubbles: Oh, you’re telling me those aren’t real too, are ya? Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park Europe IV: Oslo
It’s just rotten fish … Oh, Ricky, she exploded on ya … How many of them … How many of them you think I’ve gotta eat to get the money? Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park Europe V: Stockholm
I’ve seen Ricky do some pretty fucked-up things in my life but to drink three cups of reindeer piss just cause some nutcase in a suit says, ‘Oh yes it sends you to another planet’ – Ricky is fucked. Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park Europe VI: Helsinki
This has been my dream my whole fucking life. Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park Europe VII: Amsterdam I, Ricky
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney
Liquor and whores. Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park Europe VIII: Amsterdam II, Bubbles & the Shit Rockers
127,455. Complete and pass NASA astronaut training … It’s my dream to go to NASA, Ricky ... They’re probably going, Holy Fuck! Where did this guy come from? Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park USA I: Orlando 1, Bubs reads the boys’ task, 2017
He [tiger] wants belly work. You see him exposing his belly? He wanted me to [tickle] do belly work. He was saying, I can tell that you do good belly work. Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park USA II: Orlando 2, boys visit big cat park
Bubbles: Have you any idea how fast 200 mph is?
Ricky: No. Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park USA III: Charlotte
We gotta be realistic here. If I blow up as a big country star, and I could, and you guys will probably be working for me at that point, and I’d like that, but you gonna have to change your fucking attitudes. Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park USA IV: New Orleans
Kidnap the governor of Tennessee for an hour for a thousand bucks. Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park USA V: Memphis, boys’ challenge
I could be the next Garth Brooks. If you want a piece of that action, you better start acting like it. Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park USA VI: Nashville, Bubbles to Ricky
Rich people are so fucked. Fuck off! Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park USA VII: Los Angeles I, Ricky
You’re one of the coolest people in the world. Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park USA VIII: Los Angeles II, Bubbles to Julian
Boys, I’m freaking out here. I’m freaking out. We ate three pounds of fucking mushrooms. Like we’re stuck in a cartoon world here. Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series I: Long Short Story: A Bear Ripped My Cock Off & Ate It, 2019