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Little Book of John

Welcome to the world's coolest one-old-man website. presents an open-source essential selection of over 123,000 quotes and references, poetry from the world's greatest poet/comic novelist, and a free book on God and the Meaning of Life.  Projects to be published include a word reference and dictionary section, and The Glorious Adventures of the Golden Bible Company: The Great American Novel.


Copies of Hi, I'm Elohim: The Trouble With God and comic novels Life, The Universe & Goats and The Wrong 'Un can be ordered from Amazon and electronically from Kindle. 


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