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Little Book of John

Welcome to the world's coolest one-old-man website. presents an open-source essential selection of over 115,000 quotes and references, poetry from the world's greatest poet/comic novelist and a free book on God and the Meaning of Life.  Projects to be published include a comic novel, a word reference and dictionary section, and The Glorious Adventures of the Golden Bible Company: The Great American Novel.


Advanced autographed limited edition copies at £9.99 each including package and postage – the perfect gift! – may be ordered for Hi, I’m Elohim: The Trouble With God, to contact the author, to correct a mistake, to make a donation to this non-profit project, or to suggest a quotation for inclusion, please email


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