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Little Book of John

Welcome to the world's coolest one-old-man website.  


littebookofJohn presents an open-source selection of over 140,000 quotes and references.  To access a quote for any subject, input the first letter of the subject – e.g. L for Love – then scroll down.  By selecting Love from the list of subjects beginning with L, the curser will take you directly to Love quotations.   


And welcome to the website of the world's greatest poet/comic-novelist failure.  Having failed to interest a literary agent in my writing, I have deleted poems (52), comic-novels (9), non-fiction books (2), essays (12) and plays (2) not already in the public domain. 


Following popular demand (my cat and Asif from the corner shop) I will restore the world's greatest comic novel – Life, The Universe, and Goats


Before I trip off this mortal coil, I will aim to confirm a finish date for the Quotes section (to save the visitor searching for television quotes after the finish date).    


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Many thanks and best wishes


esias ryder



‘And I went unto the angel, and said unto him, Give me the little book.  And he said unto me, Take it, and eat it up; and it shall make thy belly bitter, but it shall be in thy mouth sweet as honey.’  Revelation: The Apocalypse of John 10:9