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Little Book of John

Welcome to the world's coolest one-old-man website. presents an open-source library of over 137,000 quotes and references, poetry from the world's greatest poet/comic novelist, a free book on God and the Meaning of Life – Hi, I'm Elohim: The Trouble with God, and two comic novels – Life, The Universe & Goats and The Wrong 'Un.


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