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Little Book of John

Welcome to the world's coolest one-old-man website. presents an open-source library of over 138,000 quotes and references, and poetry from the world's greatest poet/comic novelist.  Two comic novels will soon be added – Life, The Universe & Goats and The Wrong 'Un – and a collection of essays.


To access a selection of quotes for any given subject, simply input the first letter of the subject – e.g. L for Love – then scroll down.  By selecting Love from the list of subjects beginning with L, the curser will take you direct to the start of the selection of quotations.   


littlebookofjohn is currently being checked for any errors prior to being made accessible on social media.


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esias ryder