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128,720. On 19th December 2003 the failings of Britain’s transport system were exposed as never before. Decades of neglect led to a day of disaster. (Mockumentaries & Transport & Disaster) The Day Britain Stopped, BBC 2003
128,721. ‘I really believe there’s no way we could have foreseen a chain reaction.’ (Mockumentaries & Transport & Disaster) ibid. official
128,722. The collapse of Britain’s entire transport system. (Mockumentaries & Transport & Disaster) ibid.
132,242. It [David Attenborough’s Climate Change: The Facts] was basically a snuff movie starring everyone on the planet. All the animals and the ice and the forests and the oceans – everything – all the way down to the ants, probably. (Mockumentaries & Climate Science) Cunk & Other Humans on 2019 I: Our Planet Matters, BBC 2019
132,243. Even I’ve noticed the weather’s been a bit weird this year, like its on shuffle mode, one minute it was colder than ever and then it was wetter than ever, then it was hotter than ever. At one point the Amazon caught fire, which must have been a real blow to those people trying to chop it down. (Mockumentaries & Climate Science) ibid.
132,244. Because she’s a Swedish schoolgirl that middle-aged men seem to hate, it’ll [her life film] basically be the opposite of the last forty or so Woody Allen films. (Mockumentaries & Climate Science) ibid.
132,245. It was a strange feeling seeing all these tiny children marching to demand a future. It filled me with despair. (Mockumentaries & Climate Science) ibid.
132,246. But sometimes in a protest it’s important to do things that make absolutely no fucking sense and alienate everyone. (Mockumentaries & Climate Science) ibid.
132,247. Jeffrey Epstein was this billionaire who was into sex with trafficked under-age girls, and he had lots of powerful friends like Donald Trump and Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew. Anyway, this year Epstein died in a freak neck-tie accident while one of his prison guards was blinking for too long. And his friendship with Prince Andrew was on everyone’s minds again. (Mockumentaries & Paedophilia) Cunk & Other People on 2019 II
132,248. In the past politicians had to pretend to be nice and friendly. (Mockumentaries & Politics) Cunk & Other People on 2019 III
132,249. Brexit: it’s torn people apart. (Mockumentaries & Brexit) ibid.
132,250. Anyway, now they’re trying to impeach him [Trump]: which I think is some sort of skin treatment to make him the right colour again. (Mockumentaries & Trump) ibid.
132,251. The Lion King: the good thing is now we’ve got backup copies of all these animals, so when the environment goes to shit and all the real ones die, we can still go to the zoo in VR. Literally, the only difference is going to be the bum-holes, and I can live with that. (Mocumentaries & Zoo & Cartoon) Cunk & Other Humans on 2019 IV
132,249. Some people thought Theresa May looked awkward in her own skin, but I’m not convinced it was her own skin. (Mockumentaries & Skin) Cunk & Other People on 2019 V
132,250. Earl on, Corbyn and Johnson had to go on this sort of game show … Corbyn had these off-putting glasses and Johnson was like a failed reboot of the Honeymonster making a court appearance. (Mockumentaries & Election) Cunk & Other People on 2019 VI
21,842. I think torturing and murdering turned him on. And I think these tapes are something of a homemade porn film. (GBH Films & Gangs US: New York & Horror & Murder & Mockumentaries) The Poughkeepsie Tapes 2007 starring Stacy Chbosky & Ben Messmer & Bobbi Sue Luther & Samantha Robson & Ivar Brogger & Ron Harper & Iris Bahr et al, director John Eric Dowdle, Felton Lewis FBI profiler
21,843. There are somewhere 25 and 50 active series killers in America alone. (GBH Films & Gangs US: New York & Kill & Murder & Mockumentaries) ibid. geezer
21,844. They had been raped post-mortem. (GBH Films & Gangs US: New York & Rape & Murder & Mockumentaries) ibid. mortician
22,708. Woody, a Soho hustler and fixer, agreed to be filmed for a week. (GBH Films & Gangs UK: London & Mockumentaries) Pimp 2010 starring Robert Cavanah & Billy Boyd & Martin Compston & Gemma Chan & Corey Johnson & Scarlett Alice Johnson & Barbara Nedeljakova & Robert Fucilla & Danny Dyer & Wil Johnson, director Robert Cavanah
22,709. Welcome to the Pole-Cat Club. (GBH Films & Nightclub & Gangs UK: London & Mockumentaries) ibid. young Stan
108,974. I’ve just finished ballasting the body. Which means you fill it with things you have. (Mockumentaries & GBH Films & Murder) Man Bites Dog 1992 starring Benoit Poelvoorde & Remy Belvaux & Jenny Drye & Jacqueline Poelvoorde-Pappaert & Malou Madou & Andre Bonzel et al, directors Remy Belvaux & Andre Bonzel & Benoit Poelvoorde
104,038. Following last week’s controversial documentary on Mother Teresa, tonight Channel 4 are proud to present The Queen Mother: She’s a Witch. See her collecting ingredients for her steaming cauldron, see her casting an evil spell, and see her taking a goat away for sacrifice. Next week Channel 4 is proud to present Lassie was a Nazi. (Documentary & Mockumentaries & Witch) Spitting Image s17e1