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85,026. How to defend yourself against anyone who attacks you armed with a piece of fresh fruit. Monty Python’s Flying Circus s1e4, BBC 1969
23,228. So even without the chi and the self-confidence jive martial arts are bullshit. Penn & Teller, Bullshit! Martial Arts s8e3
23,229. What’s the Japanese word for suckers? ibid.
23,230. Staying and fighting is almost always the worst choice. ibid.
23,231. Students average four injuries a year. ibid.
118,291. So, you’re an enforcer? (GBH Films & Martial Arts) A Bittersweet Life 2005 starring Lee Byung-hun & Kim Yeong-cheol & Shin Min-ah & Hwang Jung-min & Kim Roi-ha & Jin Goo & Kee Ki-young & Oh Dal-su & Kim Hae-hon & Eric Mun& Jeon Gook-hwan et al, director Kim Jee-woon, her to him
118,292. You know who I’m calling, don’t you? Any last words? (GBH Films & Martial Arts & Telephone) ibid. him to her
118,293. Life is about suffering – don’t you know that? (GBH Films & Martial Arts & Suffering & Meaning of Life) ibid. villain to hero
23,232. Before China was one great country, it was divided into seven warring states. In the Kingdom of Qin was a ruthless ruler. He had a vision – to unite the land, to put an end, once and for all, to war. (Martial Arts & GBH Films) Hero 2002 starring Jet Li & Tony Leung & Maggie Cheung & Chen Daoming & Donnie Yen & Zhang Ziyi et al, director Zhang Yimou, opening caption
23,233. Martial arts and music share the same principles. Both wrestle with complex chords and rare melodies. (Martial Arts & GBH Films) ibid. hero in sword fight
23,234. How swift your sword is. (GBH Films & Martial Arts & Sword) ibid. Snow
23,238. In the 16th century, during the Civil Wars, an endless cycle of conflict left the countryside overrun by bandits. (Martial Arts & GBH Films) Seven Samurai 1954 starring Tikashi Shimura & Isao Kimura & Yoshio Inaba & Daisuke Kato & Minoru Chiaki & Seiji Miyaguchi & Toshiro Mifune & Bokuzen Hidari & Kamatari Fujiwara & Keiko Tsushima & Yoshio Tsuchiya et al, director Akira Kurosawa, opening caption
23,239. Is there no God to protect us? (Martial Arts & GBH Films & God) ibid. village woman
23,240. We’ll fight. (Martial Arts & GBH Films & Fight) ibid. old man
23,241. Defence is more difficult than offence. (Martial Arts & GBH Films) ibid. #1 Samurai
23,242. This job affords no stipend and no reward. (Martial Arts & GBH Films & Job) ibid.
23,243. There’s no creature on earth as wily as a farmer. (Martial Arts & GBH Films & Farmer) ibid. mad Samurai
23,244. I want to die quickly. I want to die soon. And leave this suffering behind. But you know, the other world may be just as full of suffering as this one. (Martial Arts & GBH Films & Death) ibid. old woman
23,245. If you only think of yourself, you’ll only destroy yourself. (Martial Arts & GBH Films & Self) ibid. #1 Samurai
23,246. In the end, we lost this battle too. (Martial Arts & GBH Films & Battle) ibid. #1 Samurai
20,966. Do you find me sadistic? (GBH Films & Sadism & Martial Arts & Gangs US: Texas) Kill Bill volume I 2003 starring Uma Therman & David Carradine & Lucy Liu & Michael Madsen & Daryl Hannah & Sonny Chiba & Vivica A Fox & Gordon Liu & Julie Dreyfus et al, director Quentin Tarantino, opening scene, Bill over Una
20,967. For those regarded as warriors: when engaged in combat the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior’s only concern. Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in the way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. The truth lies at the heart of the art of combat. (GBH Films & War & Martial Arts & Gangs US: Texas) ibid. Japanese captions & commentary
20,968. It’s a goddamn massacre, Pop. He wiped out the whole wedding party execution style. Nine dead bodies. (GBH Films & Wedding & Martial Arts & Gangs US: Texas) ibid. rozzer
20,969. As I lay in the back of Buck’s truck trying to will my limbs out of entropy, I could see the faces of the cunts who did this to me. And the dicks responsible. Members all of the deadly Viper Assassination Squad. (GBH Films & Martial Arts & Gangs US: Texas) ibid.
20,970. Your instrument is quite impressive. (GBH Films & Martial Arts & Gangs US: Texas) ibid. Viper to Una
20,971. Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords. (GBH Films & Sword & Martial Arts & Gangs US: Texas) ibid.
20,972. That really was a Hattori Hanzo sword. (GBH Films & Sword & Martial Arts & Gangs US: Texas) ibid.
20,973. A roaring rampage of revenge. I roared. And I rampaged. And I got bloody satisfaction. (GBH Films & Revenge & Martial Arts & Gangs US: Texas) Kill Bill II 2004 starring Uma Thurman & David Carradine & Lucy Lui & Daryl Hannah & Gordon Lui & Michael Madsen & Vivica A Fox et al, director Quentin Tarantino
20,974. I am gonna kill Bill. (GBH Films & Kill & Martial Arts & Gangs US: Texas) ibid.
20,975. Bride: You want to come to the wedding? (GBH Films & Wedding & Martial Arts & Gangs US: Texas) ibid.
20,976. Groom: We thought why pay so much money for a dress you’re only going to wear once? Especially when Arleen looks so god-damned beautiful in it. So we’re going to get as much mileage as we can out of it. (GBH Films & Wedding & Martial Arts & Gangs US: Texas) ibid.
20,977. I’m calling you a killer. A natural born killer. You always have been and you always will be. (GBH Films & Kill & Martial Arts & Gangs US: Texas) ibid. Bill to Bride
23,247. As feudal Japan enjoys peace, the Samurai era is waning. But this fragile calm is threatened by the growing power of Lord Naritsugu, the Shogun’s sadistic younger brother. (Martial Arts & GBH Films & Assassin & Gangs: Japan) 13 Assassins 2010 starring Kōji Yakusho & Takayuki Yamada & Yūsuke Iseya & Gorō Inagaki & Masachika Ichimura & Mikijirō Hira et al, director Takashi Miike
23,248. Lord Naritsugu was born with a vicious nature. His lust for flesh and dishonourable conduct cannot be pardoned. (Martial Arts & GBH Films & Assassin & Gangs: Japan) ibid.
23,249. My son and his new bride slain before my very eyes. This is torture. Rather than living in disgrace, I ponder harakiri. (Martial Arts & GBH Films & Assassin & Gangs: Japan) ibid. Bloke
23,250. He who values his life, died a dog’s death. (Martial Arts & GBH Films & Assassin & Gangs: Japan) ibid. Shinzaemon
23,251. With twelve men challenging a bigger enemy, no matter how much we plan, we must have faith in luck. (Martial Arts & GBH Films & Luck & Assassin & Gangs: Japan) ibid. Shinzaemon
23,252. We are nobodies. (Martial Arts & GBH Films & Assassin & Gangs: Japan) ibid. Samurai
23,253. Twelve men can never defeat two hundred. (Martial Arts & GBH Films & Assassin & Gangs: Japan) ibid. Samurai
23,254. With death comes gratitude for life. (Martial Arts & GBH Films & Death & Assassin & Gangs: Japan) ibid. Lord Naritsugu
23,255. Ours is not to wonder why. Ours is to obey our fate and die. (Martial Arts & GBH Films & Death & Gangs: Japan) ibid. Hanbei
23,256. Bring a samurai is truly a burden. (Martial Arts & GBH Films & Assassin & Gangs: Japan) ibid. Lord Naritsugu