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85,026. How to defend yourself against anyone who attacks you armed with a piece of fresh fruit. Monty Python’s Flying Circus s1e4, BBC 1969
23,228. So even without the chi and the self-confidence jive martial arts are bullshit. Penn & Teller, Bullshit! s8e3: Martial Arts
23,229. What’s the Japanese word for suckers? ibid.
23,230. Staying and fighting is almost always the worst choice. ibid.
23,231. Students average four injuries a year. ibid.
127,407. Hey, Bubs … I heard you’re gonna be in a Ninja movie?
Bubbles: It’s not official yet … I’ve seen every Ninja movie in history. (Gangs: Canada & Nova Scotia & Trailers & Mockumentaries & Martial Arts) Trailer Park Boys: Drunk, High & Unemployed, Netflix 2015
131,038. Mixed martial arts or cage fighting is one of the fastest growing sports in Britain. But with the number of life-altering injuries, and even fatalities, it’s also one of the most controversial. With the rise of superstars like Colin McGregor, there has been a grass roots surge in the sport, especially amongst children. Kids as young as four are fighting in gyms across the country. (Family & Fight & Martial Arts) Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over s1e3: Cage Fighting Kid
131,039. A family who think their 14 years old son has what it takes to get to the very top of the sport. (Family & Fight & Martial Arts) ibid.
131,040. I love the sport. I follow it, yeah. (Family & Fight & Martial Arts) ibid.
131,041. Unlike the adult division, punches to the head are forbidden. (Family & Fight & Martial Arts) ibid.
110,089. The second the bell rings you can just look at some people and just tell they’re scared to death. (Martial Arts & Fight) The Smashing Machine: Mark Kerr Story, Kerr, 2002
110,090. I had this animal instinct that just took over. (Martial Arts & Fight) ibid.
110,091. The intention of mixed martial arts was to get all the different fighting disciplines facing off against each other and see which one was best. (Martial Arts & Fight) ibid. Eddie Goldman
110,092. Kerr is an absolute monster. (Martial Arts & Fight) ibid. first fight commentary
110,093. More people were watching UFC in the mid-’90s than were watching boxing. (Martial Arts & Fight) ibid. Eddie Goldman
110,094. Pride fighting championship came along in ’97. (Martial Arts & Fight) ibid.
110,095. I met some people who would go pharmaceutical shopping in Mexico. (Martial Arts & Fight) ibid. Kerr
110,096. I’ve never lost a fight. (Martial Arts & Fight) ibid.
110,097. Like having 12,000 people out there cheering for you. That’s orgasmic. (Martial Arts & Fight) ibid.
110,098. When everybody else around me can see how fucked up you are but you can’t see yourself. (Martial Arts & Fight) ibid.
110,099. Mark had overdosed on painkillers. (Martial Arts & Fight) ibid. colleague
110,100. Mark withdraws from the November fight and checks into a twenty-eight day drug rehabilitation program. (Martial Arts & Fight) ibid. caption
110,101. So I got my stuff and I left. ibid. Mark’s girlfriend
134,895. He blurred the boundaries between Fiction and Reality. He made only one single Hollywood film and yet he revolutionised the action-film genre. A martial artist whose principle asset was his body. He braved prejudice and racism, and made it from Chinese underdog to the first Asiatic world star. When he died in 1973 at the age of 32, millions of people around the world mourned the passing of Bruce Lee, the star and the man. (Young & Celebrity & Death & Star & Biography & Martial Arts) Too Young to Die s1e9: Bruce Lee
134,896. Bruce Lee and his legacy are now part of our culture. (Young & Celebrity & Death & Star & Biography & Martial Arts) ibid.
23,232. Before China was one great country, it was divided into seven warring states. In the Kingdom of Qin was a ruthless ruler. He had a vision – to unite the land, to put an end, once and for all, to war. (Martial Arts & GBH Films) Hero 2002 starring Jet Li & Tony Leung & Maggie Cheung & Chen Daoming & Donnie Yen & Zhang Ziyi et al, director Zhang Yimou, opening caption
23,233. Martial arts and music share the same principles. Both wrestle with complex chords and rare melodies. (Martial Arts & GBH Films) ibid. hero in sword fight
23,234. How swift your sword is. (GBH Films & Martial Arts & Sword) ibid. Snow
141,003. So you gotta do this playacting pattycake version. (GBH Films & Gangs: US & Murder: Manson Family & Cults: Manson Family & Martial Arts) Once Upon a Time in Hollywood 2019 starring Leonardo diCaprio & Brad Pitt & Margot Robbie & Emile Hirsch & Margaret Qualley & Timothy Olyphant & Julia Butters & Austin Butler & Dakota Fanning & Bruce Dern & Mike Moh & Luke Perry & Damian Lewis & Al Pacino et al, director Quentin Tarantino Bruce Lee
141,004. I unleash all my power. I kill people. (GBH Films & Gangs: US & Murder: Manson Family & Cults: Manson Family & Martial Arts) ibid.
141,005. You’re a little man with a big mouth and a big chip, and I think you should be embarrassed to suggest you’d be anything more than a stain on the seat of Cassius Clay’s trunks. (GBH Films & Gangs: US & Murder: Manson Family & Cults: Manson Family & Martial Arts) ibid. Cliff
141,006. Nobody beat the shit out of Bruce. It was a friendly contest. He barely touched me. (GBH Films & Gangs: US & Murder: Manson Family & Cults: Manson Family & Martial Arts) ibid. Bruce Lee
23,238. In the 16th century, during the Civil Wars, an endless cycle of conflict left the countryside overrun by bandits. (Martial Arts & GBH Films) Seven Samurai 1954 starring Tikashi Shimura & Isao Kimura & Yoshio Inaba & Daisuke Kato & Minoru Chiaki & Seiji Miyaguchi & Toshiro Mifune & Bokuzen Hidari & Kamatari Fujiwara & Keiko Tsushima & Yoshio Tsuchiya et al, director Akira Kurosawa, opening caption
23,239. Is there no God to protect us? (Martial Arts & GBH Films & God) ibid. village woman
23,240. We’ll fight. (Martial Arts & GBH Films & Fight) ibid. old man
23,241. Defence is more difficult than offence. (Martial Arts & GBH Films) ibid. #1 Samurai
23,242. This job affords no stipend and no reward. (Martial Arts & GBH Films & Job) ibid.
23,243. There’s no creature on earth as wily as a farmer. (Martial Arts & GBH Films & Farmer) ibid. mad Samurai
23,244. I want to die quickly. I want to die soon. And leave this suffering behind. But you know, the other world may be just as full of suffering as this one. (Martial Arts & GBH Films & Death) ibid. old woman
23,245. If you only think of yourself, you’ll only destroy yourself. (Martial Arts & GBH Films & Self) ibid. #1 Samurai
23,246. In the end, we lost this battle too. (Martial Arts & GBH Films & Battle) ibid. #1 Samurai
118,291. So, you’re an enforcer? (GBH Films & Martial Arts) A Bittersweet Life 2005 starring Lee Byung-hun & Kim Yeong-cheol & Shin Min-ah & Hwang Jung-min & Kim Roi-ha & Jin Goo & Kee Ki-young & Oh Dal-su & Kim Hae-hon & Eric Mun& Jeon Gook-hwan et al, director Kim Jee-woon, her to him
118,292. You know who I’m calling, don’t you? Any last words? (GBH Films & Martial Arts & Telephone) ibid. him to her
118,293. Life is about suffering – don’t you know that? (GBH Films & Martial Arts & Suffering & Meaning of Life) ibid. villain to hero
119,873. I won’t ask you to let me go again. Just tell me why I’m here please. I have a right to know why. God, I’ve already been locked in here for two months. (GBH Films & Prison & Martial Arts & Gangs: South Korea) Oldboy 2003 starring Choi Min-sik & Yoo Ji-tae & Kang Hye-jung & Kim Byeong-ok & Oh Tae-kyung & Yoo Yeon-seok & Woo Il-han & Yoon Jim-seo & Oh Dal-su et al, director Park Chan-wook, Oh Dae-su
119,874. If they had told me then it would be 15 years, would it have been easier to endure or harder? (GBH Films & Prison & Martial Arts & Gangs: South Korea) ibid.
119,875. My home is gone. I cannot call my friends or relatives because they say I murdered my wife. I am a fugitive. (GBH Films & Martial Arts & Gangs: South Korea) ibid.
20,966. Do you find me sadistic? (GBH Films & Sadism & Martial Arts & Gangs US: Texas) Kill Bill volume I 2003 starring Uma Therman & David Carradine & Lucy Liu & Michael Madsen & Daryl Hannah & Sonny Chiba & Vivica A Fox & Gordon Liu & Julie Dreyfus et al, director Quentin Tarantino, opening scene, Bill over Una
20,967. For those regarded as warriors: when engaged in combat the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior’s only concern. Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in the way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. The truth lies at the heart of the art of combat. (GBH Films & War & Martial Arts & Gangs US: Texas) ibid. Japanese captions & commentary
20,968. It’s a goddamn massacre, Pop. He wiped out the whole wedding party execution style. Nine dead bodies. (GBH Films & Wedding & Martial Arts & Gangs US: Texas) ibid. rozzer
20,969. As I lay in the back of Buck’s truck trying to will my limbs out of entropy, I could see the faces of the cunts who did this to me. And the dicks responsible. Members all of the deadly Viper Assassination Squad. (GBH Films & Martial Arts & Gangs US: Texas) ibid.