251. Jonathan Ashworth MP
252. Paul Waugh of Lighthouse
253. Suella Braverman MP
254. Amber Rudd MP
255. Shirley Porter
256. Mike Gapes MP
257. Jonathan Harmsworth
258. Robert Maxwell
259. Steve Barclay MP
260. Nick Ferrari
261. Jeremy Hunt MP
262. Chay Bowskill
263. Matt Hancock MP
264. Juan Carlos
265. Grant Shapps MP
266. Eric Pickles MP
267. Mick Hucknall
268. John Mann MP
269. Anneliese Dodds MP
270. Lee Anderson MP
271. Richard Madeley
272. Elvis Costello
273. Phillip Schofield
274. Lucy Powell MP
275. Walton family/Walmart
276. Luke Akehurst MP
277. Detective Inspector Jack Butler
278. Geraint Davies MP
279. Trinny Woodall
280. David Aaronovich
281. Loose Women (ITV)
282. Kay Burley
283. Maureen Lipman
284. Iain Dale
285. Murdaugh family
286. Matthew Muller
Are you the dumbest cunt alive? A cunt. A dumb cunt who killed the only two Starks in Winterfell. Game of Thrones: The Prince of Winterfell s2e8, sister to brother, HBO 2012
Q) Why does Noddy wear a hat with a bell on it?
A) ’Cause he’s a cunt. Cemetery Junction 2010 starring Christian Cooke & Felicity Jones & Tom Hughes & Ricky Gervais & Jack Doolan & Emily Watson & Julia Davis & Albert Welling & Ralph Fiennes et al, directors Ricky Gervais & Stephen Merchant, Snork on stage
Members of Parliament: 650 of the most despised people in Britain … I can’t think of a time when the people who rule our country have been so uniformly useless: they seem dreary uncharismatic jobsworthies, whose priority is looking after number one … This place has been an omni-shambles for years. Jeremy Paxman, Why Are Our Politicians So Crap? BBC 2019
Boris Johnson is a charlatan. ibid.
Jeremy Corbyn is useless, isn’t he? ibid.
Has it got worse than it used to be? ibid.
‘Far worse than in my political lifetime.’ ibid. Ken Clarke
‘I don’t think there ever has been anything this bad ever.’ ibid. Hattersley
Only 7% of people think the system is working pretty well. ibid.
Surely there are some good people in there somewhere? Surely they can’t all be bad? ibid.
£80,000 a year and a nice pension. ibid.
Who could forget the duck house … An intolerable abuse of the public purse. ibid.
People have lost faith in the two-party system. ibid.
Your mother’s cunt stinks like carpet cleaner. Barfly 1987 starring Mickey Rourke & Faye Dunaway & Alice Krige & J C Quinn & Frank Stallone & Jack Nance & Sandy Martin et al, director Barbet Schroeder, Rourke to Eddie
Him: Grandad to a bastard. Is there a word for that?
Her: Cunt. Down Terrace 2009 starring Robin Hill & Robert Hill & Julia Deakin & David Schaal & Kerry Peacock & Tony Way & Mark Kempner & Michael Smiley & Gareth Tunley & Kali Peacock et al, director Ben Wheatley
Look at this cunt. Look at the walk in him. I think he’s looking well though. Looking healthy. He’s lifting. Broken Law 2020 starring Tristan Heaue & Graham Earley & John Connors & Gemma-Leah Devereux & Ally Ni Charain & Ryan Lincoln et al, director Paddy Slattery, two blokes in jam-jar opening scene
You’re not a bastard. You’re a cunt. Kidulthood 2006 starring Aml Ameen & Red Madrell & Adam Deacon & Noel Clarke & Jaime Winstone & Femi Oyeniran & Madeleine Fairley & Cornell John & Rafe Spall & Nicholas Hoult, director Menhaj Huda, gal
God can go fuck himself. God is a cunt. American Honey 2016 starring Sasha Lane & Shia LaBeouf & Arielle Holmes & Riley Keough & McCaul Lombardi & Crystal B & Chad Mckenzie Cox & Garry Howell & Kenneth Kory Tucker et al, director Andrea Arnold, Star
I feel like I’m fucking America. ibid.
It’s an incurable den of cunts. Bonded by Blood 2010 starring Tamer Hassan & Robert Fucilla & Vincent Regan & Terry Stone & Adam Deacon & Neil Maskell & Dave Legano & Johnny Palmiero & Duncan Meadows et al, director Sacha Bennett, gangstas in car of Raquel’s nightclub
Where’s my fucking money, you skinny cunt? ibid. gangsta to victim
What the fuck you playing at? What you playing at? What the fucking hell you banging on about now? ... You’re off your fucking head, just like your mother, Kate – that’s what you are, a paranoid cunt. What you talking about? ... You bag of shit ... You cunt. Cunt. Cunt. ibid. Pat Tate
I mean Pat, Tony and Craig were cunts. ibid. Darren’s commentary
You fucking ungrateful cunt. ibid. Craig’s misogyny to Mrs Craig
You murdering abusive fucking cunt who’s been trying to have me killed for two weeks. ibid. Mickey to Pat
I’ll fucking kill you, Nicholls, you cunt. Fucking Darren Nicholls. I’m gonna fucking kill you, you cunt. ibid. Darren’s recurring dream