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43,046. That was brilliant. Shame about Cliff Richard. What? Are you trying to be funny? The Young Ones: Demolition **** writers Curtis & Elton et al, Rick to Neil
2,042. Bad Karma! Again! Guys, there’s some dinner on the floor if you want it. And if you don’t like that, that would also be cool. (Life's Like That & Dinner & Comedy) The Young Ones: Demolition, Neil
43,048. I've written a poem and I think perhaps it might help you:
Sometimes it must be difficult
Not to feel as if
You really are a cliff.
When fascists keep trying to push you over it.
Are they the lemmings or are you, Cliff? (Comedy & Poetry) ibid. Rick to Neil
43,049. I see things much more clearly now. Oh wow this is the end, man. (Comedy & Suicide & Life’s Like That) ibid. Neil with head in oven
43,050. I suppose you think it’s pretty weird, don’t you Mike? Well. You’d be right. ’Cause that's the kind of guy I am, right. Weird. Which is why I go over people’s heads. A bit like an aeroplane. You think I’m an aeroplane, don’t you, Mike? Well I’m not. (Comedy & Airplane) ibid.
43,051. Eaten any good books lately? (Comedy & Books) ibid. rat to rat
43,052. Neil, are these lentils South African? You bastard! You complete and utter bastard! Why don’t you just go out and become a policeman. Become a pig. (Comedy & Food) ibid. Neil
43,053. Killing myself – this is my last supper, right. I’ve finished building my gallows. (Comedy & Suicide) ibid. Neil
43,054. We got a letter from the council. They’re going to demolish the house tomorrow. (Comedy & House) ibid. Vivian
43,055. They’re going to find it already demolished from within. (Comedy & House) ibid. Vivian
2,043. I’m going to kill myself now. [sticks head in oven] I see things much more clearly now. Goodbye, Rick. I’ll probably come back as a lentil. (Life's Like That & Suicide & Comedy) ibid. Neil to Rick
43,056. The woods and the darkness and the howling vind. ibid. Russian man to woman next door
43,057. A new programme for young adults: Nozin’ Around. ibid. Rick watches BBC, host Ben Elton
43,058. It says we’re a health hazard. (Comedy & House) ibid. Mike with letter from Council
43,059. House. House. House.
Oh, you are made of stone.
But you’re not a lonely house. (Comedy & House) ibid. Rick crucifies himself to front of house
43,060. Oh bloody heck! Is this the new house? (Comedy & House) The Young Ones: Oil ***** Rick
43,061. Why did you throw the toilet out of the window? (Comedy & House) ibid. Rick to Vivian
43,062. Are you going to make supper or am I going to kick your teeth in? ibid. Vivian to Neil
43,063. £5 to get into my own bedroom? Ha! What have you done – turn it into a roller disco? (Comedy & Bedroom) ibid. Rick to Mike
43,064. I’ve stuck oil! We’re gonna be rich! I’ve found oil in the cellar! (Comedy & Oil) ibid. Vivian
43,065. Vive el Presidenté! (Comedy & Oil) ibid. Vivian
43,066. Great! This is it! I’ve been waiting two hours for this. It’s a Revolution! Revolution! Blood runs! Flags wave. Come on everybody, throw down your tools and throw up the barricades. Come on. Run into the Winter Palace. Run into the Winter Palace and stand on the table waving bits of paper at each other. Yes! Yes! ... I’ve got everything ready. In ten minutes time there’s going to be a massive rock and roll benefit gig in the drawing room, right, and right at the climax the oppressed working classes of this house – that’s you mainly – rise up and seize control of the state. Brilliant! Revolution! Watch out Norman Tebbit! (Comedy & Revolution) bid. Rick & Neil in the cellar
49,483. Rick: Hi, Sputnik. Or can I call you comrade? Now, you know the plan, don’t you? Right at the peak of the gig we incite the masses to rise and we burn the Reichstag! Well, We burn Mike’s room, anyway. And they hey presto! Revolution! (Comedy & Revolution) ibid.
49,484. Neil: What happened to the Revolution? You’d think Devil Woman had never been written! (Comedy & Revolution) ibid.
2,041. Rick: Nothing interesting ever happens to us ... Guys, Guys, look at us. Squabbling. Bickering like children. What’s happening to us? We never used to be like this ... Nothing ever changes. Nothing ever happens to us ...
Vivian: Monopoly? (Life's Like That & Boredom & Comedy) The Young Ones: Boring ***** Rick
90,376. Mike: Vyvyan, you ever heard of cloning?
Mike: Oh that’s good. Would you swear to that?
Vivian: Certainly, if that’s what you want. Big jobs! (Swear & Clone) ibid.
43,068. There’s someone at the door, Neil. (Comedy & Door) ibid. Vivian
43,069. The time has come for us to go down the pub. (Comedy & Pub) ibid. Mike
43,070. Pollution. All around
But always – around.
Pollution. Are you coming to my town?
Or am I coming to yours?
Ha! We’re on different buses, Pollution.
But we’re both using petrol.
Bombs. (Comedy & Pollution & Poetry) The Young Ones: Bomb ***** Rick's poem
43,071. Viv, eat the tele. (Comedy & Television) ibid. Mike
43,072. It's all right, lads. I always pooh before I get up. ibid. Vivian
43,073. I mean, I don’t want to seem like a really heavy bread-head or anything, man. Like 5p is 5p. (Comedy & Money) ibid.
43,074. Here, didn’t you kill my brother? (Comedy & Brother) ibid. Balowski to Mike
43,075. Don’t eat the cornflakes, Rick. There’s only one each. (Comedy & Party) The Young Ones: Interesting ***** Neil et al at party
43,076. Behold – the Beast! (Comedy & Beast & Anti-Christ) ibid. Dawn French as Christian woman to Vivian
43,077. I've thought of a great new party game – dissection! (Comedy & Party & Surgery) ibid. Vivian
43,078. Let the punishment commence. Where is the prisoner? Then cast him down, master soldier. No no in the pit! (Comedy & Punishment & Prisoner) The Young Ones: Flood ***** opening scene in back garden
43,079. God, I’m bored. I may as well be listening to Genesis. (Comedy & Boredom) ibid. Rick
43,080. This comic is a reactionary militarist pamphlet. All they do is fight all the time. (Comedy & Comic) ibid.
43,081. Where’s the bloody vindaloo, hippy? (Comedy & Food) ibid. Vivian