Fawlty Towers TV - Bill Maher - Network 1976 - Justin Bieber - Apple Inc - The Sopranos TV - King of New York 1990 - Barfly 1987 - Charles Bukowski - Dillinger 1991 - Bad Boyd II 2003 - Star Trek: The Next Generation TV - Catch 22 1970 & Joseph Heller - Mike Tyson - Jimi Hendrix - Albert Einstein - Hunter S Thompson - Robert Anton Wilson - George Carlin - J D Salinger - Johnny Carson -
Crazy. She go crazy. Crazy. I say to her, You try to see in girl’s room and she go crazy. Fawlty Towers: The Psychiatrist s2e2, Manuel to Basil, BBC 1979
They are all crazy. Yes, the religions get even crazier – they have to to keep up. Bill Maher, Religulous, 2010
I don’t have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It’s a depression. Everybody’s out of work. Or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickle’s-worth. Banks are going bust. Shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there’s nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do. And there’s no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe. And our food is unfit to eat. And we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes as if that’s the way it’s supposed to be. We know things are bad. Worse than bad. They’re crazy. It’s like everything everywhere is going crazy so we don’t go out any more. We sit in the house and slowly the world we’re living in is getting smaller. And all we say is, Please, at least leave us alone in our living-rooms. Let me have my toaster, and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won’t say anything. Just leave us alone. Well I’m not going to leave you alone. I want you to get mad. I don’t want you to protest. I won’t want you to ride. I don’t want you to write to your Congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don’t know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is first you’ve got to get mad. You’ve got to say, I’m a human being. Goddamit. My life has value! Network 1976 starring Faye Dunaway & Peter Finch & William Holden & Robert Duvall, director Sidney Lumet
I’m crazy. I’m nuts. Just the way my brain works. I’m not normal. I think differently. Justin Bieber
Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. Apple Inc
She was a good kid. But she was fucking crazy and I told you. The Sopranos s4e6: Everybody Hurts starring James Gandolfini & Lorriane Bracco & Edie Falco & Michael Imperioli & Dominic Chianese & Steven van Zandt & Tony Sirico & Robert Iler et al, Tony to Dr Melfi, HBO 2002
This conversation made me realise just how fucking crazy you are. King of New York 1990 ***** starring Christopher Walken & Laurence Fishburne & David Caruso & Steve Buscemi & Wesley Snipes & Victor Argo & Giancarlo Esposito et al, director Abel Ferrara, Larry Wong to Frank
Some people never go crazy; what truly horrible lives they must live. Barfly 1987 starring Mickey Rourke & Faye Dunaway & Alice Krige & J C Quinn & Frank Stallone & Jack Nance & Sandy Martin et al, director Barbet Schroeder, Rourke
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must live. Charles Bukowski
Waitress: You’re crazy, ain’t ya?
Dillinger: Oh yeah but I ain’t dull. Dillinger 1991 starring Mark Harmon & Sherilyn Fenn & Will Patton & Bruce Abbott & Tom Bower et al, director Rupert Wainwright
He’s crazy. He has emotional anger issue problems. Bad Boys II 2003 starring Martin Lawrence & Will Smith & Jordi Molla & Grabrielle Union & Peter Stormare & Theresa Randle & Joe Pantoliano & Ivelin Giro & Dee Bradley Baker et al, director Michael Bay, Marcus
We will start with the assumption that I am not crazy. Star Trek: The Next Generation s4e5: Remember Me, Dr Crusher
Doc Daneeka: They’re crazy.
Yossarian: Then why don’t you ground them?
Doc Daneeka: Why don’t they ask me to ground them?
Yossarian: Because they’re crazy, that’s why.
Doc Daneeka: Of course they’re crazy. I just told you they’re crazy, didn’t I? And you can’t let crazy people decide if they crazy or not.
Yossarian: Is Orr crazy?
Doc Daneeka: He sure is.
Yossarian: Can you ground him?
Doc Daneeka: I sure can. But first he has to ask me to. That’s part of the rule.
Yossarian: Then why doesn’t he ask you to?
Doc Daneeka: Because he’s crazy. He has to be crazy to keep flying combat missions after all the close calls he’s had. Sure, I can ground Orr. But first he has to ask me to. Catch 22 1970 Starring Alan Arkin & Martin Balsam & Richard Benjamin & Arthur Garfunkel & Jack Gilford & Anthony Perkins & Martin Sheen & Jon Voight & Orson Welles & Buck Henry & Bob Newhart & Paula Prentiss et al, director Mike Nichols, pilots’ mess
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one’s safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind ... Or would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn’t, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn’t have to; but if he didn’t want to he was sane and had to. Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Some people think I’m a crazy man that’s totally out of control. Mike Tyson
You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven. Jimi Hendrix
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? Albert Einstein
‘Crazy’ is a term of art; ‘Insane’ is a term of law. Remember that, and you will save yourself a lot of trouble. Hunter S Thompson
If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’re going to be locked up. Hunter S Thompson
Of course I’m crazy, but that doesn’t mean I’m wrong. Robert Anton Wilson
Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?
But I’m Crazy. I swear to God I am. J D Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
In Hollywood if you don’t have a shrink, people think you’re crazy. Johnny Carson