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We don’t need no more rappers.  We don’t need no more basketball players.  No more football players.  We need more thinkers.  We need more scientists.  We need more managers.  We need more mathematicians.  We need more teachers.  We need more people who care.  Tupac Shakur

 

 

Let’s defend the principle of a society that cares for everyone and everyone cares for everyone else.  Jeremy Corbyn  

 

 

Coronavirus: More than 25,000 patients discharged to care homes in crucial 30 days before routine testing.  Independent online article 2 June 2020

 

 

What is this life if, full of care,

We have no time to stand and stare.  W H Davies, Leisure, 1911

 

 

I wish I could care what you do or where you go but I can’t … My dear, I don’t give a damn.  Margaret Mitchell, Gone with the Wind, 1936

 

 

That’s the trouble with the world: nobody can be bothered.  Shoot the Piano Player 1960 starring Charles Aznavour & Marie Dubois & Nicole Berger & Michele Mercier & Serge Davri & Claude Mansard & Richard Kanayan & Albert Remy & Jean-Jacques Aslanian et al, director Francois Truffaut, brother in trouble

 

 

Not caring has been my formula from day one.  Eminem

 

 

Humans, all you care about is yourselves.  Star Trek: Deep Space Nine s4e11: Homefront, Quark

 

 

I feel the capacity to care is the thing which gives life its deepest significance.  Pablo Casals

 

 

Black Care sits behind the horseman.  Horace, Odes

 

 

I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labours of the people under the pretence of taking care of them.  Thomas Jefferson

 

 

The care of human life and happiness and not their destruction is the first and only legitimate object of good government.  Thomas Jefferson 

 

 

People who say they dont care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they dont care what people think.  George Carlin   

 

 

Care is no cure, but rather corrosive,

For things that are not to be remedied.  William Shakespeare, I Henry VI III vii 3-4

 

 

Things past redress are now with me past care.  William Shakespeare, Richard II II iii 171

 

 

I am sure care’s an enemy to life.  William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night I iii 2, Sir Toby to Maria

 

 

Past cure I am, now Reason is past care,

And frantic-mad with everymore unrest;

My thoughts and my discourse as madmen’s are,

At random from the truth vainly expressed;

For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright,

Who art as black as hell, as dark as night.  William Shakespeare, Sonnet 147

 

 

This is the day room where they’re all sort of … active.  Derek: Pilot episode, Derek’s opening line, Channel 4 2012

 

There’s been loads of famous people here giving us stuff.  ibid.  Dougie

 

I like old people.  They’re kind.  ibid.  Derek  

 

Get some skips in  clear the fucking lot out.  (Care & Welfare & Old Age)  ibid.  Dougie  

 

What would win out of a suicide bomber and a shark?  ibid.  Derek

 

It’s more important to be kind than clever or good looking.  ibid.

 

 

I loves it here.  It’s brilliant.  All my favourist people are here.  Derek s1e1, Derek, 2013

 

It costs what it costs.  ibid.  Hannah  

 

These housewives  how bored are they?  ibid.  Kev 

 

 

I’ve just shat meself.  Meeting’s over.  Derek s1e2, Kev  

 

There’s definitely nuffin’ to nick here.  And it smells funny as well.  ibid.

 

Why have you got a haircut like a paedophile?  ibid.  

 

Hannah: What do you read?

 

Victoria: Twitter.  ibid.

 

Fifty’s the new forty.  ibid.  old bloke

 

When you’re their age, are you really going to start reading books?  You might not get through it.  ibid.  Dougie

 

 

Emergency, everyone.  Look.  Found a baby bird.  Hannah, found a baby bird.  Fallen out of its nest so it’s all weak and everything.  Call the RSPCA ... Call Rolf Harris.  Call Oddie.  Derek s1e3, Derek

 

I don’t even give to jumble sales.  Or charity shops.  They just burn it, don’t they?  Stops the pikies getting hold of it.  ibid.  Shelley

 

 

He’s overexcited today.  Been on a day trip.  Derek s1e4, Dougie, re Derek

 

I’d better crack on – those urinals are not going to clean themselves.  ibid.  Hannah

 

She [Rebecca, schoolfriend] hasn’t changed a bit – she always was a cunt.  ibid.  

 

 

This is the entertainment committee.  We’re planning cabaret night.  Derek s1e5, Derek

 

What would win out of a stag beetle and like a frog if it had a pair of pliers?  ibid.  

 

One thing the camera can’t pick up is like the smell  it smells like Oxfam.  ibid.  community service dude  

 

 

A guy claiming to be Derek’s dad called last night.  He wants to get in contact with Derek.  Derek s1e6  

 

Lizzy died last night.  ibid.

 

That's what life is – someone giving you a slapping and lots of crying.  ibid.  Dougie

 

I don't think it matters whether you believe in God or not ... So just be nice.  ibid.  Derek

 

I just have a moan instead.  ibid.

 

 

It’s like being at home really innit.  Except well everyone’s really nice.  Derek s2e1, Victoria, Channel 4 2014

 

Victoria: What do you want to say?

 

Be nice to animals.  ibid.  Derek on social media

 

 

Printed out.  My own copy of you ovulation chart.  Derek s2e2, Derek to Hannah

 

Feels nice.  For the first time in my life I’m trying.  ibid.  Dougie

 

That’s the thing about kindness.  It makes you feel good.  Whether you’re the one handing it out or you’re the one receiving it.  ibid.  Derek

 

 

If you didn’t go out with them, I wouldn’t have to hit them.  Derek s2e3, Hannah to Vicky

 

 

We’re off to the zoo today.  Derek s2e4, Hannah

 

All animals are my favouritist animals.  Except spiders.  ibid.  Derek

 

 

I loves every dog in here.  I love every animal ... Makes me feel funny.  Derek s2e5

 

Yeah, I drink.  So what.  Deal with it.  I’m a drinker, it’s what I do.  It beats my reality.  ibid.  Kev

 

 

I never had a dad when I was little.  So no-one taught me to ride a bike.  Derek s2e6

 

I’m going on a date.  ibid.

 

I even like sleeping.  ibid.

 

I don’t know if there is a heaven.  I’m suspicious.  ibid.

 

It’s never too late until it is.  ibid.

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