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3,489. Hey diddle diddle
The cat and the fiddle,
God’s up there,
The devil’s down there
And here am I.
Trapped.
In the middle. (Life’s Like That & Cat & God & Devil & I & Epigram) esias, Life is a Steaming Pile of Donkey Doo-Doos c.1996
3,785. The cat went here and there
And the moon spun round like a top,
And the nearest kin of the moon,
The creeping cat, looked up.
Black Minnaloushe stared at the moon,
For, wander and wail as he would,
The pure cold light in the sky
Troubled his animal blood. (Moon & Cat) W B Yeats, The Cat and the Moon
4,824. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. (Woman & Cat & Man & Dog) Robert Heinlein
6,776. In nine lifetimes, you’ll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you. (Knowledge & Cat) Michel de Montaigne
23,787. During the radioactive crisis, Dave, your cat and her kittens were safely sealed in the hold; they’ve been safely breeding there for three million years and evolved into the life-form you’ve just seen in the corridor. (Science Fiction & Cat & Radioactivity) Red Dwarf: The End s1e1, Holly
23,942. Never ask a cat to share because a scratch to the face often offends. (Science Fiction & Cat) Red Dwarf X: Fathers and Suns s10e2, Cat
24,501. Spot, down. (Star Trek & Cat) Star Trek: The Next Generation: Force of Nature s7e9, Data teaches cat
41,189. The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn’t just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES. (Names & Cat) T S Eliot, Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats
53,467. He always had an alibi, and one or two to spare:
At whatever time the deed took place – MACAVITY WASN’T THERE! ibid.
56,894. When the cat’s away, the mice will play. (Proverbs & Cat & Mouse) Early 17th century proverb
46,258. The only escape from the miseries of life are music and cats. (Music & Misery & Cat) Albert Schweitzer
52,088. If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. (Animals & Cat & Dog) Mark Twain
53,446. Of all God’s creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat. Mark Twain
53,447. Meow. George Galloway in jumpsuit and crawling before Rula Lenska, Celebrity Big Brother UK
53,448. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. Groucho Marx
53,449. I am a cat
And that is that. Christine Floyd, Ode to Cat c.2000
53,450. It doesn’t matter if a cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice. Deng Xiaoping
53,451. Lat take a cat, and fostre hym wel with milk
And tendre flessh, and make his couche of silk
And lay hym seen a mous go by the wal,
Anon he weyveth milk and flesh and al,
and every deyntee that is in the hous,
Swich appetit hath he to ete a mouse. Geoffrey Chaucer, The Canterbury Tales
53,452. Old Foss is the name of his cat:
His body is perfectly spherical,
He weareth a runcible hat. Edward Lear, Nonsense Songs
53,453. The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat.
They took some honey, and planet of money,
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.
The Owl looked up to the Stars above
And sang to a small guitar,
‘Oh lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are.’ Edward Lear, The Owl and the Pussy Cat 1871
53,454. The greater cats with golden eyes
Stare out between the bars.
Deserts are there, and different skies,
And night with different stars. Vita Sackville-West, The King’s Daughter 1929
53,455. Oh I am a cat that likes to
Gallop about doing good. Stevie Smith, The Galloping Cat 1972
53,456. I t’ought I saw a pussycat. Tweety
53,457. Always give generously. A small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them I care. Cat Laws
53,458. I thought he was nursing a pussy-cat – and I stroked his sporran!! Donald McGill saucy seaside postcard
53,459. Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh,
Black and orange stray cat sittin’ on a fence
Ain’t got enough dough to pay the rent
I’m flat broke but I don’t care
I strut right by with my tail in the air.
Stray cat strut, I’m a ladies’ cat,
A feline Casanova, hey man, that’s where it’s at
Get a shoe thrown at me from a mean old man
Get my dinner from a garbage can.
Yeah don’t cross my path –
I don’t bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alley looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin’ the blues while the lady cats cry,
Wild stray cat, you’re a real gone guy.
I wish I could be as carefree and wild,
But I got cat class and I got cat style. Stray Cats, Stray Cat Strut
53,460. Many people said that there cats or dog seemed to know in advance when there was going to be air-raids. (Cats & Dogs) Dr Rupert Sheldrake, animal behaviour specialist