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23,800. Holly: We’re a bit short on a few supplies.
Lister: Like what?
Holly: Cow’s milk. Ran out of that yonks ago. Fresh and dehydrated.
Lister: What kind of milk are we using now?
Holly: Emergency back-up supply. We’re on the dog’s milk.
Lister: Dog’s milk?!
Holly: Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog’s milk.
Holly: No bugger’ll drink it. Plus, of course, the advantage of dog’s milk is that when it goes off, it tastes exactly the same as when it’s fresh.
Lister: Why didn’t you tell me, Holly?
Holly: What, and spoil your tea? (Science Fiction & Milk) Red Dwarf II: Kryten s2e1
42,967. [reviews photograph of Jack Dupree] And on the shelf behind him is his requisites for the day: he’s got some bottles of lager, three different types of whisky, and the bottle of milk is not for his health, it’s mixed with whisky because that lines your stomach. That’s one thing I learned from a lot of the old Blues singers was mixing whisky and milk. (Alcohol & Blues & Milk & Whisky) Val Wilmer, interview
43,617. Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. (Beer & Milk) Arnold Schwarzenegger
52,129. Only mammals produce milk. (Mammals & Animals & Milk) David Attenborough, The Life of Mammals I: A Winning Design, BBC 2002
56,795. It is no use crying over spilt milk. (Proverb & Cry & Milk) Mid-17th century proverb
81,096. His name was Ernie and he drove the fastest milk cart in the West. Benny Hill, song 1970
81,097. David Pimm has a collection of more than 10,000 different milk bottles at his home on the Isle of Wight, England. Ripley’s Believe It Or Not! 2006
81,098. The room is full of milkmen. Monty Python’s And Now For Something Completely Different 1972 starring Graham Chapman & John Cleese & Terry Gilliam & Eric Idle & Terry Jones & Michael Palin & Carol Cleveland & Connie Booth et al, director Ian MacNaughton
81,099. You shouldn’t drink that stuff. It’s not in synch with evolution. Snatch 2000 starring Brad Pitt & Vinnie Jones & Jason Statham & Stephen Graham & Alan Ford & Robbie Gee & Lennie James & Ade & Dennis Farina & Rade Serbedzija & Jason Flemyng & Mike Reid & Adam Fogerty et al, director Guy Ritchie
81,100. Get off your horse and drink your milk. John Wayne, popular attribution, possibly from impersonator
81,101. Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread.
For he on honey-dew hath fed.
And drunk the milk of paradise. (Milk & Paradise) Samuel Taylor Coleridge
83,607. Tim: Team leader don’t mean anything mate.
Gareth: Excuse me, it means I’m the leader of a team.
Tim: No it doesn’t – it’s a title someone’s given you to get you to do something they don’t want to do, for free. Right? It’s like making a div kid at school milk monitor. No-one respects it.
Gareth: I think they do.
Tim: No they don’t Gareth.
Gareth: Er, yes they do, because if people were rude to me then I used to give them their milk last, so it was warm. (Office & Leader & Milk) The Office: Merger s2e1, Brent to Swindon intake
103,593. Andy left a carton of milk in the fridge. So I’ve been sneaking a little bit every day for the last three months. It’s been yummie. But now Andy’s coming back. So I guess it’s goodbye chunky lemon milk. (Office & Milk) The Office US s9e15: Couples Discount
90,936. School milk now became a hugely controversial issue for the lady with the hats. (Thatcher & Milk) Margaret starring Lindsay Duncan & Ian McDiarmid & Roger Allam & Michael Cochrane & Oliver Cotton & Philip Jackson & Robert Hardy & James Fox et al, director James Kent, BBC 2013
94,705. There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, Dim being really dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar making up rassoodocks what to do with the evening, a flip dark chill winter bastard though dry. The Korova Milkbar was a milk-plus mesto, and you may, O my brothers, have forgotten what these mestos were like, things changing so skorry these days, and everybody very quick to forget, newspapers not being read much neither. (Evening & Milk) Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange
99,510. Chernobyl went off and suddenly in Scotland a pint of milk was a larva lamp. (Chernobyl & Milk) Mark Thomas Comedy Product s5e5
100,451. Canada and Europe have upheld the ban on RGBH but it remains hidden in much of the milk supply of the United States. (Corporation & Milk) The Corporation, 2003
105,951. They call this liquid gold … I’ll meet those who buy it, people who sell it, people who give it away, and people who even feed each other’s babies. I’m on a journey into a secretive world. (Breast & Milk) Other People’s Breast Milk, Channel 4 2008, Kate Garraway presenter
105,952. It’s called cross-feeding; it sounds absolutely exhausting. (Breast & Milk) ibid.
127,465. I don’t think it’s fair. ’Cause I like milk. (Thatcher & Milk) Thatcher: A Very British Revolution I: Making Margaret, BBC 2019, boy, televised interview