You just have a bunch of flunkies. The Sopranos s5e4: All Happy Families, Carmela to Tony
What went on up there? Poppers and weird sex. ibid. Tony to AJ
The whole world is gonna be under our control, so what you worked up about? The Sopranos s5e5: Irregular Around The Margins, Chris to Adriana
Tony: Fuck ’em all.
Dr Melfi: This is something you’re contemplating? ibid.
Now I look like Joe Jerkoff. ibid. Chris
I’m sick of this prejudice against ex-cons. The Sopranos s5e6: Sentimental Education, Tony Blundetto
Now you got nothing. ibid. Tony to AJ
Some people don’t realise what massage involves. ibid. Tony Blundetto
It’s demoralising. That a son of mine might think of calling in the authorities. ibid. Tony
I want you to involve me in your life a little. ibid. mother to son
I had sex with that man. ibid. Carmela’s confession
Sneaking around is half the fun. ibid. Carmela to friend
Five hours they let me out for these funerals – I gotta spend it being maudlin? It’s a beautiful day. The Sopranos s5e7: In Camelot, Uncle Junior to Tony
She drove him into that woman’s arms, my mother. ibid. Tony to Dr Melfi
Your father used to bring me flowers all the time. Flowers and lingerie. ibid. Tony’s father’s mistress Fran to Tony
Is this Pulp Fiction? ibid. Chris’s friend to Chris
This fucking shit. What’s the point? I can’t take it any more. ibid. Uncle Junior weeps at funeral
There’s no chemical solution to a spiritual problem. ibid. Chris to friend
Just the idea of having a family party in the backyard without Tony there manning the grill, playing host, it wouldn’t be the same. The Sopranos s5e8: Marco Polo, Carmela
At our age it’s enough surprise every day when we get up in the morning, right? ibid.
Where the fuck did you get the balls? ... I had high hopes when you got out. The Sopranos s5e9: Unidentified Black Males, Tony to Tony Blundetto
I’m filing for divorce. ibid. Carmela to Tony
You want money? How about my forty grand you stole out of the bird feeder? ibid. Tony to Carmela
They bring certain modes of conflict resolution back from the old country. ibid. Meadow to boyfriend
I got up this morning, the depression just washed over me. ibid. Tony to Dr Melfi
You’re just a bunch of losers! The Sopranos s5e10: Cold Cuts, aggressive mums at children’s football match
Pay the fine, and not turn us into one of your causes célèbre! ibid. Tony to Janice
This is not an isolated incident. They won’t let you shop up at the corner any more ... This was a nice house. Peaceful I don’t know. There wasn’t all this shouting and tension ... ibid. Bobby to Janice
Why revenge all the time? ... Your mother? What about your father? You never saw her chop off someone’s finger. ibid. Dr Melfi
A lot of anger is self-importance. ibid. Janice to Tony
I didn’t realise I was being a jerk-off. ibid. Chris
I’m talking about annihilation, you stupid fuck. ibid. Tony attacks
Why the fuck does this shit always happen to me? The Sopranos s5e11: The Test Dream, Tony
He was staring straight at me; he didn’t look dead. ibid. Tony
Either you deliver that prick to my door or I will rain a shit-storm down on you and your family like you have never fucking seen. The Sopranos s5e12: Long Term Parking, Johnny Sack to Tony
You know I could take him out in a second, that fat fuck. ibid. Chris
He don’t do drugs any more; he just deals. ibid. Adriana to rozzers
Poverty is a great motivator. The Sopranos s5e13: All Due Respect, Carmela to Tony
We are a Family. ibid. Tony to gang
You never know about people. ibid. Tony to Carmela
You want me to be honest? The favouritism Tony still shows for our fucking cousin after what he’s done? ibid. Chris
What’s it all about? Why don’t you illuminate me. ibid. Tony
With all due respect, you got no fucking idea what it’s like to be number one. Every decision you make affects every facet of every fucking thing. It’s too much to deal with almost. At in the end you’re completely alone with it all. ibid. Tony
All my choices were wrong. ibid.
You took an oath, Gene. There’s no retiring from this. The Sopranos s6e1: Members Only, Tony
No good deed goes unpunished. ibid. builder to Carmela
No wonder the papers are calling this the Year of the Rat. ibid. Tony
The circle of the jerk-off life. ibid. Tony to Dr Melfi
This child – constantly wanting the breast. ibid. Janice
My whole life’s in that case. The Sopranos s6e2: Join the Club, Tony to wife
You are not going to Hell. You are coming back here. ibid. Carmela to Tony
The times make the man, honey, and not the other way around. The Sopranos s6e3: Mayham, wife to Silvio
There are far bigger crooks than my husband. ibid. Carmela to shrink
Everybody keeps telling me how lucky I am. The Sopranos s6e4: The Fleshy Part of the Thigh, Tony
The answer is to accept the Lord as your personal saviour. ibid. Christian to Tony in bed
It’s does help to pray. If only to take your mind off it. ibid. Carmela
Don’t bullshit me. You’ve been bullshitting me my entire life ... I gave you everything ... You’re a fraud and a phony. And she’s even worse. She’s a whore. My mother’s a fucking whore. ibid. Pauli
It’s like my whole life is joke. A big fucking joke on me. ibid. Pauli to Tony
Christian: God created the Earth six thousand years ago ... Dinosaurs and human beings lived on the Earth at the same time.
Tony: What? Like the Flintstones? ibid.
You’re part of something big. When you gonna learn that? ibid. Tony
There was a time when I could bench-press over three hundred pounds. The Sopranos s6e5: Mr & Mrs John Sacrimoni Request, Tony in car
Is there any chance of a mercy fuck? ibid. Tony to Dr Melfi
He’s my nephew goddamnit. Why would I shoot him? ibid. Uncle Junior
People misinterpret – they think you’re weak, they see an opportunity. ibid. Tony to Dr Melfi
You haven’t fucked me in over a year. The Sopranos s6e6: Live Free or Die s6e6, Rachel to Vito
9/11: Bush is using it as an excuse to erode our constitutional protections. ibid. Meadow
In my business, I’m around a lot of women, and that one ain’t getting laid. ibid. Silvio
Don’t forget – I’m a strict Catholic. ibid.