King of the Sheep ’98. Father Ted s3e2: Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep, sheep competition
Take me to see Chris, the unhappy sheep. ibid. Ted
Milk depot manager: You are after all a man of God.
Dougal: A what? Father Ted s3e3: Speed 3
God, I love saying Mass. ibid. Priest
And I’m good at being a Priest. Ted, it’s scary out there in the real non-Priest world. ibid. Dougal
Those women were in the nip! ibid. Dougal with light on
I’m so happy: the sun’s out, and we’re in an optician’s – it doesn’t get any better than this. Father Ted s3e4: The Mainland, Dougal
Drink! ibid. Father Jack at AA
There’s nothing stupid about football. And there’s nothing at all stupid about the Annual All Priests Five-a-Side Over-Seventy-Fives Indoor Football Challenge Match against Rugged Island. Father Ted s3e5: Escape From Victory, Dougal
There was a time when the over-seventy-fives put their heart into it. ibid. Ted
Does that coffin have a fax machine in it? ibid. Ted
A load of men kicking a bit of leather round a field. ibid. Mrs Doyle
Kick Bishop Brennan up the arse … I lost the bet, Dougal. Father Ted s3e6: Kicking Bishop Brennan Up the Arse, Ted’s challenge
Ted: I like this parish.
Dougal: Do you?
Ted: Well no. ibid.
Have you heard about the mystery of the mud angel? ibid. Dougal
He did kick me up the arse! ibid. Bishop Brennan
Your poem was actually worse than Mrs Doyle’s. Father Ted s3e7: Night of the Nearly Dead, Dougal to Ted
Drink. Feck. Arse. Girls. ibid. Father Jack
To be honest I couldn’t give a toss. Father Ted s3e8: Going to America, Ted
It’s a competitive market: you’ll be up against Billy Graham and those Nation of Islam guys. ibid. Buzz
It says 1990 on it so that means we must have written it here. Small, Far Away: The World of Father Ted, Arthur Mathews co-writer, Channel 4 2011
Father Ted started off it wasn’t a sitcom about Ted at all, it was a documentary series. ibid. Graham Linehan, co-writer
People will say you look like Dougal. ibid. Ardal O’Hanlon
Once you put on the gear, I become Dougal. ibid.