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117,934. Piers Morgan says women send him their knickers in the post. Presumably with the message, From one twat to another. Frankie Boyle
23,803. The post-pod’s arrived. It’s been tracking us since we left and now we’ve turned round it’s caught up. Yes, that’s about average for second-class post. (Science Fiction & Post) Red Dwarf II: Better Than Life s2e2, computer
85,577. The postman always rings twice. James M Cain
85,578. This is the Night Mail crossing the Border,
Bringing the cheque and the postal order,
Letters for the rich, letters for the poor,
The shop at the corner, the girl next door.
Pulling up Beattock, a steady climb:
The gradient’s against her but she’s on time.
Past cotton-grass and moorland border,
Shovelling white steam over her shoulder. (Post & Train) W H Auden, Night Mail, 1936
85,579. Tell him there’s a post come from my master, with his horn full of good news. William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice V i 46
102,111. With the launch of the first ever door to door drone delivery service … [cuts to child] ‘I love you, drony’. JoyCamp: The Amazon Drone Movie
118,005. Tonight: exclusive footage revealing the secret world of online shopping. The home deliveries driving us to distraction. How some rogue delivery drivers are giving the good ones a bad name. And does this ten billion pound delivery industry need a shake up? (Internet & Post & Shopping) Tonight: Secrets of Your Online Shop, ITV 2018
118,006. Parcels neither signed, sealed or delivered. (Internet & Post & Shopping) ibid.
118,007. Online shopping and delivery disputes are on the increase. (Internet & Post & Shopping) ibid.