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81,391. The 2010 Minutes of the Mormon Nihilist Society
Behind the Hot Water Pipe
Second John Along
Temple Square
Salt Lake 666
32 Septober 2010
The Society unanimously thanked the chair – professor esias – for not bothering to open the meeting, not sending out minutes, for not publishing anything of note all year, and for slumping over the bar in a cool sylie.
The Society was thrilled to receive the landmark lecture from Professor Benson – lasting one minute thirty one seconds – on the new evidences for the Book of Mormon.
Our new Equal Opportunities Officer – Professor Packer – delivered an uplifting message on the corporate support the Morg offers for single women, gay men and women and anyone who is not a Masonic paid-up member of the John Birch Society. (Professor SusieQ was assisted from the forum).
The Society was happy to support its continuing policy that life is so pointless we should all top ourselves immediately.
But then again Professor Packham pointed out that if this was continued as as an active policy of the Society, not only would no-one be around to take the minutes, but that our bar tab would remain unpaid.
However, the meeting was dominated by our benevolent American friends who kindly pointed out that by inflicting a new-world-order Democracy on the World perpetual debt was not necessarily a bad thing.
There was lukewarm support for a further meeting next year upon the unhappy event that we when we can find the Hill Come-more-oo-er, that we can find the Lamanites, that we can find the logic for God opening a Church in the first place, and for God’s perfectly logical preference for hanging out with a fascist paedophile sociopath in a dark forest ...
Copies of our favourite book – The Miracle of Forgiveness – can of course be purchased after the meeting in the forum.
And don’t forget – our annual pageant in the new year – when we lift a heavy cart-load of drugs half-way across America in honour of our mad grand-grand-I’ve-just married-my-sister-grandparents.
Wishing you a happy nihilist new year
Your friend at the bar esias. (Mormon & Nihilism) esias, Board post 20th December 2010 ‘The 2010 Minutes of the Mormon Nihilist Society’
502. To talk of immaterial existences, is to talk of nothings. To say that the human soul, angels, God, are immaterial, is to say they are nothings, or that there is no God, no angels, no soul. I cannot reason otherwise. But I believe that I am supported in my creed of Materialism by the Locks, the Traceys, and the Stewarts. (Religion & Nothing) Thomas Jefferson
2,656. I suppose therefore that all things I see are illusions; I believe that nothing has ever existed of everything my lying memory tells me. I think I have no senses. I believe that body, shape, extension, motion, location are functions. What is there then that can be taken as true? Perhaps only this one thing, that nothing at all is certain. (Science & Illusion & Exist & Nothing & Nihilism & Senses & Truth & Certain) Rene Descartes
9,424. Death isn’t peaceful; it is just nothing. Everything is gone. No more sunrises, no more hopes, no more fears. Nothing. (Death & Nothing & Nihilism) Linda Howard, Kill and Tell
11,003. Woody Allen: That’s quite a lovely Jackson Pollock, isn’t it?
Woman: Yes it is.
Woody Allen: What does it say to you?
Woman: It re-states the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of man forced to live in a barren godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror and degradation forming a useless bleak straightjacket in a black absurd cosmos. (Art & Nihilism) Play It Again, Sam 1972 starring Woody Allen & Diane Keaton & Tony Robers & Susan Anspach & Jerry Lacy & Jennifer Salt & Joy Bang & Viva & Susanne Zenor & Diana Davila et al, director Herbert Ross
81,182. Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. (Nihilism & Nothing) Woody Allen
81,183. What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case I definitely overpaid for my carpet. (Nihilism & Illusion & Nothing) Woody Allen
43,088. There’s no ghosts. There’s no God. (Comedy & Nihilism) The Young Ones: Cash ***** Rick
71,546. The Elite who occupy the commanding heights or digital reality are suicidal nihilists.
Suicidal nihilists know that there is no longer any substantive purpose to their willing. But they would always prefer to go on willing than not to act at all.
They can very happily ally themselves with a notion of a nuclear holocaust or perfect extremism. (Eugenics & Elite & Nihilism) Arthur Crocker
79,958. Does she truly want to be no-one? (Fantasy & Nihilism) Game of Thrones: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken s5e6, bloke to girl
197. Politics is action and all action is but a flaw in the Perfection of inaction, which is peace, just as all being is but a flaw in the perfection of non-being. Which is God. For if God is perfection and the only perfection is in non-being, then God is non-being. Then God is nothing. Nothing can give no basis for the criticisms of Thing in its thingness. Then where do you get anything to say? (God & Nothing & Atheism & Nihilism) Robert Penn Warren, All the King’s Men
964. She believed in nothing. Only her scepticism kept her from being an atheist. (Belief & Nothing & Scepticism & Atheism & Disbelief & Nihilism) Jean-Paul Sartre
83,222. Nothingness lies coiled in the heart of a being – like a worm. (Nothing & Nihilism) Jean-Paul Sartre
83,223. Nothingness haunts being. (Nothing & Nihilism) Jean-Paul Sartre
83,184. Science has looked, and sees no life but this:
Or, at the most ’tis hypothetical.
’Thou art as animals, as worms, as clay;
Earth - thy small planet, of a thousand, one –
Shall slowly waste, unto an outburnt ash:
And thou and all thy race, be blotted out.
For in the dissolution of man’s brain
Himself dissolves, and passes into night. Wilfred Owen, Science Has Looked
3,026. It is contrary to reason to say that there is a vacuum or space in which there is absolutely nothing. (Space & Vacuum & Nothing) Rene Descartes