Never bet on a horse that has Parkinsons. The Curse of the Jade Scorpion 2001 starring Woody Allen & Dan Aykroyd & Elizabeth Berkley & Helen Hunt & Brian Markinson & Charlize Theron & Wallace Shawn & Peter Gerety & John Schuck et al, director Woody Allen, Woody
Aykroyd: There’s a word for people who think everyone is conspiring against them.
Allen: That’s right – perceptive. ibid.
Hey, Frank, how’s the cocaine business? Oh that’s right, you’re not a drug dealer, you’re an importer. Murphy’s Law 1986 starring Charles Bronson & Carrie Snodgress & Robert F Lyons & Kathleen Wilhoite & Angel Tompkins & Janet MacLachlan & Lawrence Tierney & Richard Romanus et al, director J Lee Thompson, Bronson to geezer in restaurant
You’re going to jail, Jack. And do you know what happens to a cop in jail? Hum, dead meat, pal, dead meat. ibid.
I have this theory crime is contagious. Mad Money 2008 starring Diane Keaton & Queen Latifah & Katie Holmes & Ted Danson & Roger Cross & Adam Rothenberg & Stephen Root & J C MacKenzie & Christopher McDonald 7 Finesse Mitchell & Bryan Massey et al, director Callie Khouri, Keaton
A drugs test? What kind of drugs would I have to take? ibid. Keaton on dog n bone
Not that you mind killers; your book is full of killers. The Night of the Hunter 1955 starring Robert Mitchum & Shelley Winters & Lillian Gish & James Gleason & Evelyn Varden & Billy Chapin & Peter Graves & Sally Jane Bruce & Don Beddoe et al, director Charles Laughton, Mitchum to God
Salvation is a last-minute business, boy. ibid. Mitchum in prison
I’ve been married to my Walt that long and I swear in all that time I just lie there thinking about my canning. ibid. old lady
I’m good for something in this old world and I know it too. ibid. old lady
Who are you? Why have you come here? Cyborg 1989 starring Jean-Claude van Damme & Deborah Richter & Vincent Klyn & Alex Daniels & Rolf Muller & Jackson Rock Pickney & Dayle Haddon & Haley Petersen & Blaise Loong & Terrie Batson et al, director Albert Pyun, her to him
I am a Cyborg. ibid.
It seems like we’re looking at some kind of underworld organisation. Kingsman: The Golden Circle 2017 starring Colin Firth & Julianne Moore & Taron Egerton & Mark Strong & Halle Berry & Elton John & Channing Tatum & Jeff Bridges & Pedro Pascal et al, director Matthew Vaughn, Kingsman bird
Welcome to the CIA, sport. The Sum of All Fears 2002 starring Alan Bates & Morgan Freeman & Ben Affleck & John Beasley & Jamie Harrold & Bridget Moynahan & James Cromwell & Liev Schreiber & Michael Byrne, director Phil Alden Robinson, Freeman to Affleck
The plutonium was ours. ibid. Affleck to Freeman
Not as old as Joe Montana. The Last of the Finest 1990 starring Bill Paxton & Jeff Fahey & Brian Dennehy & Joe Pantoliano & Deborra-Lee Furness & Guy Boyd & Michael C Gwynne & Henry Darrow & Xander Barkeley et al, director John MacKenzie, kid to dad
I’d say you were slipping over the edge. ibid. rozzer to rozzer
Damn his addiction to whores! Those bitches killed him! We Are What We Are 2013 starring Bill Sage & Julia Garner & Ambyr Childers & Kelly McGillis & Odeya Rush & Michael Parks & Wyatt Russell & Nick Damici & Jack Gore et al, director Jim Mickle, mother
My name is Dan Adams. Blind Spot 1958 starring John Le Mesurier & Robert Mackenzie & Delphi Lawrence & Gordon Jackson & Anne Sharp & George Pastell & Michael Caine & ErnestClark & John Crawford et al, director Peter Maxwell
What would home look like? I don’t know. Deadfall 2012 starring Eric Bana & Olivia Wilde & Jason Cavalier & Charlie Hunnam & Kris Kristoferson & Alain Goulem & Alison Graham & Sissy Spacek & Kate Mara, director Stefan Ruzowitzsky, opening line
So how does it feel, Eliza, the first big score? ibid. bloke in car
Pertwee: So why do we play the game?
Trainer: Haven’t a clue. The Magnificent Eleven 2013 strring Keith Allen & Sean Pertwee & Gary Mavers & Phillip Rhys & Jenna Harrison & Paul Barber & Robert Vaughan & Kevin Howarth & Nina Young et al, director Jeremy Wooding
And if you’re not too busy you can wipe the bugs off the windshield. Mr Majestyk 1974 starring Charles Bronson & Al Lettieri & Linda Cristal & Lee Purcell & Paul Koslo & Taylor Lacher & Frank Maxwell & Alejandro Rey & Jordan Rhodes et al, director Richard Fleischer, Bronson to garage bloke opening scene
You make a deal with me or you’re dead. ibid. Frank to hero
Heroin, Mr Tibbs. Scag. Smack. About four million dollars’ worth wholesale. The Organization 1971 starring Sidney Poitier & Barbara McNair & Gerald S O’Loughlin & Sheree North & Fred Beir & Raul Julia & James A Watson junior et al, director Don Medford, gangsta
There’s just you, me and God. Game of Death 2010 starring Wesley Snipes & Zoe Bell & Aunjanue Ellis & Ernie Hudson & Quinn Duffy & Gary Daniels & Robert Davi & Ho-Sung Pak et al, director Giorgio Serafini, Snipes in church
The tycoon Francis Meyer got iced in his office. Point Blank 2010 starring Gilles Lellouche & Roschdy Zem & Gerard Lanvin & Elena Anaya & Mireille Perrier & Claire Perot & Moussa Maaskri & Pierre Benoist & Valerie Dashwood & Virgile Bramly, director Fred Cavaye, rozzer
So shoot. Show me you’ve got balls. ibid. detective rozzer gone bad
I’m not trying to save everybody – just you. Alex Cross 2012 starring Tyler Perry & Matthew Fox & Edward Burns & Rachel Nichols & Cicely Tyson & Jean Reno & Carmen Ejogo & John C McGinley et al, director Rob Cohen, Alex to Pop-Pop
I’m fascinated by pain. ibid. baddie to victim
Somebody broke the finger off a Hare Krishna, and somebody’s died. Miami Blues 1990 starring Jennifer Jason Leigh & Alec Baldwin & Fred Ward & Nora Dunn & Charles Napier & Obba Babatunde & Jose Perez et al, director George Armitage, rozzer
This is not going to end well. These things never do. Out of Sight 1998 starring George Clooney & Jennifer Lopez & Ving Rhames & Steve Zahn & Don Cheadle & Albert Brooks & Dennis Farina & Luis Guzman & Isiah Washington & Nancy Allen & Keith Loneker et al, director Steven Soderbergh Lopez to Clooney
The worldwide illicit drug trade is over $360 billion annually. Worldwide annual sales of Microsoft are $58 billion. Over 49 million Americans have used cocaine, crack or heroin in the past year. Sacrifice 2011 starring Cuba Gooding jr & Christian Slater & Devon Bostick & Lara Daans & Kim Coates et al, director Damian Lee, caption
It’s all gone Pete Tong. ibid. rozzer
I’m Stephanie Plum. And this is my story. One for the Money 2012 starring Katherine Heigl & Jason O'Mara & Daniel Sunjata & John Leguizamo & Sherri Shepherd & Debbie Reynolds & Debra Monk & Patrick Fischler al, director Julie Anne Robinson, opening remarks
Fresh air is good for the ‘boys’. ibid. naturist in car