We need that shipment. Get it back. Whatever it takes. Gangs of London s2e8, her to him in jam-jar
Look at me. You are a fucking fool. ibid. Koba croaks it
People are worried, Marian. Sean is due in court this week, and there is all kinds of different stories going around … Make sure he doesn’t betray us … Gangs of London s3e1, Luan
So far we have over 300 fatalities but that figure’s bound to rise. ibid. civil servant to mayor
Fentanyl. There are high traces of it in everything we’ve tested. ibid. Ed to Elliot
It wasn’t Elliot. It was Sean’s doing. ibid. Ed to Marian
Luan’s put a bounty on his [Sean] head. Gangs of London s3e2, gangster
Someone’s trying to frame me for this cocaine spiking. I had nothing to do with it. ibid. Sean
You can’t kill me. I’m a Wallace. I’m Sean fucking Wallace. I’m a proper fucking cunt! ibid. Sean to assassin
Two guys brought the body [Sean] to Luan. Gangs of London s3e3, gangster
Luan, Sean might have been innocent. ibid. Elliot
You find that clean cocaine, you find the people who did this. ibid. Elliot to mayor
I ask for forgiveness, Father. For all those who will die for my sins. Gangs of London s3e4, Luan’s confession
You always were a fucking cunt. ibid. Ed to Cornelius
I’m pregnant. It’s Sean’s. Gangs of London s3e5, Lale to Asif
I want him [Elliot] found. And I want him killed. Gangs of London s3e6, Ed
Ed: Trust me, Elliot Carter will be taken care of.
Asif: I hope so, for all our sakes. ibid.
I was supposed to kill you. But I’m not going to. Make sure you remember that. ibid. Zeek to Elliot
It’s rumoured that Bricktop’s favourite means of dispatch involves a stun-gun, a plastic bag, a roll of tape, and a group of hungry pigs. Snatch 2000 ***** starring Brad Pitt & Vinnie Jones & Jason Statham & Stephen Graham & Alan Ford & Dennis Farina & Adam Fogerty & Mike Reid & Vinnie Jones et al, director Guy Ritchie
Feed him to the pigs, Errol. ibid. Bricktop
You’re always going to have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up the corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you’ve got your six pieces, you got to get rid of them. ’Cause it’s no good leaving it in a deep-freeze for your Mum to discover now, is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You’ve got to starve the pigs for a few days. Then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You’ve got to shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards of course. But you don’t want to go sieving through pig-shit now, do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pound in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, As Greedy as a Pig. ibid. Bricktop
So, you’re obviously the Big Dick. Now the other side of you are your balls. And there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls and there are little mincy faggot balls. Dicks have drive and clarity of vision. But they’re not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. ibid. Tony to three robbers in pub
If you see the Pikey, Turkish or his girlfriend come out before me, shoot the bastards. Well come on, we’ve got a fight to go to. ibid. Bricktop
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s sale of the fucking century. Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels 1998 ***** starring Jason Statham & Jason Flemyng & Dexter Fletcher & Nick Moran & Vinnie Jones & Steven MacKintosh & Sting & Nicholas Rowe et al, director Guy Ritchie, Tom to Nick
Now let’s see his fucking cards. ibid. Hatchet Harry
Hatchet Harry is a man you pay when you owe. ibid. Bacon
I don’t fucking believe this. Can everybody stop getting shot. ibid. robbers in security cage
I fucking hate traffic wardens. ibid. gang in van
Your stupidity might be your one saving grace. Don’t er me, Greek boy. How is it your fucking stupid soon-to-be-dead friends thought that they might be able to steal my cannabis and then sell it back to me? Is this a declaration of war? Is this some white cunts’ joke that black cunts don’t get? ’Cause I’m not fucking laughing nick-ol-ass. ibid. black gangster to the Greek
If you want to know how to do a drug deal you watch Scarface. ibid.
Right, wrap them guns up. Count the money. Put your seat-belt on. ibid. Chris to son
This is fucking up. No money. No weed. It’s all been replaced by a pile of corpses. ibid. Tom surveys damage
Now this was an embarrassing position for Tom to be in. But Chris had to respect the fact that he was holding what appeared to be a pair of loaded shotguns. And Tom had to respect the fact that they were not loaded. So without anybody losing too much face, Tom left through a side door, and Chris left with the money. And everybody else got arrested. ibid. commentary
There is one more thing. It’s been emotional. ibid. Chris to three of gang
When they catch you, you’ll never get out. McVicar ***** 1980 starring Roger Daltrey & Adam Faith & Cheryl Campbell & Georgina Hale & Steven Berkoff & Brian Hall & Peter Jonfield et al, director Tom Clegg
You know my name. You people gave me a fucking number. ibid. McVicar
He won’t dwell, will he? ibid. gangsta
Ah it’s lovely to see him. He was dead with that twenty-three stretch. Now he’s out juggling. Even if he does have to be in bed by ten. ibid. gangstas in nightclub shortly before McVicar is traded
What do you think I do? Do you realise every time I hit the streets I’m on offer ... What else am I going to do? Sign on the Dole? ... Have you any idea what’s it’s like when I go to work? Do you know what it feels like? Do you know what it does to me? ibid. him to her
The aforementioned press have blown him up into some kind of super-crook. And it’s embarrassing more than just policemen. ibid. rozzer
Harold: Everything all right when I went away?
Jeff: Yeah. The Long Good Friday ***** 1980 starring Helen Mirren & Bob Hoskins & Pierce Brosnan & Dave King & Paul Freeman & Eddie Constantine & Bryan Marshall & Paul Barber et al, director John MacKenzie
It’s Good Friday. Have a bloody Mary? ibid.
The Yanks think we’re a cock-handed cornershop over here. ibid. Harold to Alderman
I want to propose a toast: Hands across the ocean. ibid. Harold to Charlie the American Mafia
I’m a businessman with a sense of history. ibid. Harold on boat
This is a diabolical liberty. Blown up. He’s dead. Eric is dead. Car bomb. ibid. Harold to Jeff & Razors
I’ll have his carcass dripping blood by midnight. ibid. Harold to Victoria
Colin never hurt a fly. Well only when it was necessary. ibid. Harold to Jeff & Razors
There’s a bomb in the casino. ibid. Casino owner to Harold
Who’s big enough to take you on? ibid. Razors to Harold
Put some deodorant on; I’m heavily into personal protection. ibid. Harold to Errol the Ponce
Who’s got it in for me? ibid. Harold
I want to lick every inch of you. ibid. Jeff to Victoria
It’s the same sort of device the IRA use. ibid. Parky to Harold
Quite frankly I’m a bit flabbergasted you forgot to mention this carry-on in Belfast while I was away. ibid. Harold to Jeff
You mean all this anarchy is for five poxy grand? ibid.
You slag. Fucking Judas ... I can smell your greed and ambition. And something disgusting like betrayal. ibid. Harold to Jeff
I’ll crush them like beetles. ibid.
It’s coming to something when the Mafia can’t handle a little problem innit? ibid. Harold to Charlie
The Mafia – I’ve shit em. ibid.
I’ve got a proposition for you, Terry. The Bank Job 2008 starring Jason Statham & Saffron Burrows & Richard Lintern & James Faulkner & Stephen Campbell Moore & Daniel Mays & Alki David & David Suchet & Georgia Taylor & Michael Jibson & Peter Bowles et al, director Roger Donaldson, her to him
It seems Michael X has managed to keep himself out of jail by threatening to release damning photographs of a certain royal personage. ibid. senior government official to Tim
I have it for you. A bank. I’ve been seeing this guy. Runs his own business. Security systems. ibid. her to him
Lloyds Bank Limited. 185 Baker Street. ibid.
I think drugs are responsible for the moral degeneration of the young. ibid. Lew to Michael
Terry: A pile of skeletons.
Dave: Let’s hope it’s not the last gang that tried to take this bank. ibid.
I am a ham radio operator and I think I may be overhearing a robbery in progress. ibid.
You’ve opened Pandora’s Box, you prick. ibid. MI6
Soon after the robbery Scotland Yard underwent a major purge of corrupt police officers. A number of senior members of the government resigned following revelations about the activities at Sonia Bern’s brothel. Michael X was hanged in 1975 in Trinidad for the murder of Gale Benson. His file in the British National Archive remains classified until 1st of January 2054. Porn King Vogel was jailed for eight years for crimes unrelated to the robbery. Hakim Jamal was murdered in Boston in 1973. The murders of Guy and Bambas were never solved. The loot taken from the Baker Street Bank was thought to be in excess of 4 million pounds, more than that of the Great Train Robbery. Over 100 safe deposit box holders refused to identify their losses from the robbery. ibid. caption