First, I need to perform the ceremonial sampling of the product. The Gentlemen III: Where’s My Weed At? Jimmy
‘Where’s my weed at?’ … We’ve been doing business with Toni Blair for a number of years but he’s not exactly nuanced. ibid. Susie
To stop ourselves being associated with criminals, we are about to become … criminals. ibid. Freddy to Eddie, grand theft auto job
I used to play the piano. I’m fucked up. I’m incomplete. ibid. rescued defingered pianist to Eddie
First thing we do is find out who the gear belongs to. ibid.
Clear off! I’ll have no lizards in my house! Do you hear me? No fucking lizaaaa … The Gentlemen IV: An Unsympathetic Gentleman, His Lordship croaks
It was in his will. Apparently, he wanted to be buried standing up, sticking out of the ground, so he could have a view of the house. ibid. mother to son
It’s like an underground world filled with magical plants that bring nothing but righteousness and can help everyone feel so much better. And it’s all been outlawed by Babylon. ibid. Jimmy to Gabrielle
After the Battle of the Somme, Adolf Hitler was examined by an army doctor. The records show that he lost a very particular part of his anatomy. When it came up for sale five years ago, I made sure nothing stood in my way. The sole physical remnant of the Fuhrer of the Third Reich. Preserved in formaldehyde for nearly 80 years. Adolf Hitler’s nutball … I am now in possession of the genesis of Hitler’s creative genius. In his teste. ibid. Max to Eddie et al
There’s no way you’re gonna be able to kill us whout it coming back on ye. I’ve hundreds of cousins. The Gentlemen V: I’ve Hundreds of Cousins, young travellers
There appear to be 400 gypsies advancing down the drive. ibid.
I have drunkenly agreed to them staying for a couple of days. ibid. Eddie
There was over four million quid locked up in there. Now it’s gone. ibid. Susie
You were right however about Susie and the Glass family … The Gentlemen VI: All Eventualities, Eddie to Geoff
Let it play out. You continue to deliver on your end of the bargain and see how they respond. Don’t let them know what you’re thinking. And meanwhile, prepare for all eventualities. ibid. Geoff to Eddie
Crack weed … This shit is gonna be a gamechanger for the business. ibid. Freddy to Eddie
At the end of the day we’re just a bunch of Neanderthals. ibid. Henry to Eddie
I have to keep him [bookmaker] at arm’s length because he’s too fucking boring. ibid.
There is nothing I won’t do to protect my family. ibid. Eddie to Susie
I’m not looking to invest. I’m taking over. ibid. Henry to Susie
Everyone’s fucking sorry. Don’t make much of a difference though, does it? The Gentlemen VII: Not Without Danger, Susie
I had a bit of a run-in with the Glass family. They didn’t renew the contract. Then this lot moved in. ibid. Tibsy to Eddie & Freddy
Every step of your life I have been there for you, Freddy. ibid. Eddie
It was Stanley Johnston that stopped the flow of product to the continent. ibid. Gabrielle
You’ve been fucking played, Susie. ibid. Henry
I did a bad thing, mama. And the fact that man is out there probably indicates he found out. The Gentlemen VIII: The Gospel According to Bobby Glass, Freddy
Eddie, it is not dignity. It is pain and violence and death. ibid.
You were fucking born for it. ibid.
And the benefits of continuity are not to be sniffed at either. ibid. Bobby