This could be a different game now. John Motson, Match of the Day 21/22 January 2011, Fulham v Newcastle 1-1
Barnsley have started off the way they mean to begin. Chris Kamara
That was only a yard away from being an inch-perfect pass. Murdo MacLeod
Unfortunately, we keep kicking ourselves in the foot. Ray Wilkins, BBC1
The Uruguayans are losing no time in making a meal around the referee. Mike Ingham
Tottenham are trying tonight to become the first London team to win this cup. The last team to do so was the 1973 Spurs side. Mike Ingham
Even now I can say I’d love to finish my career here, and then stay in the game after that. Steven Gerrard
They were numerically outnumbered. Garry Birtles
Ardiles strokes the ball like it’s part of his anatomy. Jimmy Magee
The game is not over until it is. Dwight Yorke
Johnson has revelled in the hole behind Dwight York. Carling Premiership online headline
I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs. Andy Gray, Sky Sports
Anyone who takes drugs should be hammered. Andy Gray
To be second with one game to go – you can’t ask for more. Stuart McCall
The lad got over-excited when he saw the whites of the goalpost’s eyes. Steve Coppell, Radio Five Live
Our current financial situation means that if we want to buy, we have to spend. Kevin Keegan
In some ways cramp is worse than having a broken leg. Kevin Keegan
I want more from David Beckham; I want him to improve on perfection. Kevin Keegan
I’ll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again. Kevin Keegan
Argentina are the second best team in the world and there is no higher praise that that. Kevin Keegan
Argentina won’t be at Euro 2000 because they are from South America. Kevin Keegan
Shaun Wright-Phillips has got a big heart. It’s as big as him, which isn’t very big, but it’s bigger. Kevin Keegan
Goalkeepers are not even born until their late twenties or early thirties. Kevin Keegan, match co-commentator England v Holland, European Championships 1996
If I had a blank piece of paper, they’d be five names on it. Kevin Keegan
They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Heighway and he’s nothing like him, but I can see why – it’s because he’s a bit different. Kevin Keegan
I’d love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half-time. Kevin Keegan
England have the best fans in the world and Scotland’s fans are second-to-none. Kevin Keegan
I know what is around the corner – I just don’t know where the corner is. But the onus is on us to perform and we must control the bandwagon. Kevin Keegan
We deserved to win this game after hammering them 0-0 in the first half. Kevin Keegan
Mark Hughes at his very best: he loves to feel people right behind him. Kevin Keegan
What disappointed me was that we didn’t play with any passion. I’m not disappointed, you know. I’m just disappointed. Kevin Keegan
Chile have three options – they could win or they could lose. Kevin Keegan
Gary always weighed up his options. Especially when he had no choice. Kevin Keegan
Bobby Robson must be thinking of throwing some fresh legs on. Kevin Keegan
A tremendous strike which hit the defender full on the arm – and it nearly came off. Kevin Keegan
They scored with the last throw of the dice – literally. Kevin Keegan
He’s signalling to the bench with his groin. Mark Bright
Who will win the League? It’s a toss of a coin between three of them. Matt le Tissier
What’s it like being in Bethlehem, the place where Christmas began? I suppose it’s like seeing Ian Wright at Arsenal. Stephen Fanshaw, Talk Radio
Let’s close our eyes and see what happens. Jimmy Greaves
We’re really the victims of our own problems. Jimmy Greaves
I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel. Stuart Pearce, 1992
He’s one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. Derek Johnson, BBC Scotland 1994
Hard and low ... over the bar. George Andrews
England should literally put Algeria to bed. Andy Townsend
Tony Fernandes is in that goldfish bowl and he’s swimming against the tide. Niall Quinn
And with four minutes gone, the score is already nil-nil. Ian Dark
I think I was 5 foot 9 inches at birth. Peter Crouch
Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins. Brian Moore
Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve. John Greig
People will look at Bowyer and Woodgate and say, ‘Well, there’s no mud without flames’. Gordon Taylor
Viv Anderson has pissed a fitness test. John Helm
It’s hard to be passionate twice a week. George Graham
I’d like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona. Mark Draper
We throw our dice into the ring and turn up trumps. Bruce Rioch, ITV
I never make predictions and I never will. Paul Gascoigne