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Feng Shui, my arse. The Royle Family s2e2: Family Lunch, Jim, BBC 1999
The ancient Chinese science of improving energy or Chi ... by rearranging your furniture. Penn & Teller, Bullshit! s1e7: Feng Shui/Bottled Water, Showtime 2003
Chi is like this yellow ball. It’s just moving. Elan, feng shui consultant cited ibid.
Every time you move things around and you align yourself in certain directions, you’re actually aligning to energy forces, which most people don’t understand. But what are these energy forces? These are cosmic energies. Lillian Too, Feng Shui master
I don’t have to believe in Feng Shui; I do it because it makes me money. Donald Trump