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★ Family

You’re no good for anything.  ibid.  Willy to Biff

 

Don’t you want to be anything?  ibid.

 

A man can’t go out the way he came in.  A man’s got to add up to something.  ibid.  Willy to self

 

He had the wrong dream.  ibid.  Biff

 

 

£98: it’s good to talk, my arse.  The Royle Family s1e1: Bills Bills Bills, Jim with phone bill, BBC 1998

 

Who’s been ringing Aberdeen?  ibid.  

 

We’re up to our eyes in it here.  Can’t seem to get nothing done.  It’s all go.  ibid.

 

 

I love squirty cream.  The Royle Family s1e2: Making Ends Meet, Anthony

 

They’re dead strict about smoking at the baker’s.  ibid.  Barbara

 

I’ve got everything I want there in your mother.  Are you going to make that cup of tea, Barb, or what?  ibid.  Jim

 

I’ll pick what I like in my own house.  ibid.  

 

 

He knocked her about a bit but her home were lovely.  The Royle Family s1e3: Sunday Afternoon, Nana

 

I were unhappy for twenty-five years but at least I had a try.  ibid.  Nana

 

Who’s Beverly Macca?  ibid.  Nana

 

 

You never know with headaches what they might turn into.  The Royle Family s1e4: Dad’s Birthday, Barbara

 

Barbara: Turn the tele off.

 

Jim: Eh?  There’s no need for that.  ibid.

 

Richard Gere is gay.  I’m telling ya, it’s common knowledge that down The Feathers.  ibid.  Dave

 

You’d better bring your purse.  ibid.  Jim to Barbara

 

 

I’m going to have a brilliant time.  Just to spite him, that git.  The Royle Family s1e5: Another Woman, Denise

 

I’m not pissed.  I only had about nine.  ibid.

 

I think I’ve got liver failure.  ibid.  Jim

  

 

I don’t like anything blue, me.  The Royle Family s1e6: Wedding Day, Nana

 

Does me hair look like shite?  ibid.  Denise

 

 

Get that door, will you, Antony.  The Royle Family s2e1: Pregnancy, Jim

 

Barbara: Have you had your teas?  

 

Dave and Denise: Yeah.

 

Barbara: What did you have?

 

Denise: Dairylea on Toast ... I made it meself.  ibid.

 

Can I make you a nice bacon butty, Dave?  Go and put some bacon on for us, will ya, Antony?  ibid.  Barbara

 

Mum, can you ask our Antony to make my bacon dead dead crispy?  ibid.  Denise

 

We’re pregnant.  ibid.  Denise

 

Get the red sauce, you lazy sod.  He’s bone bloody idol.  I don’t know where he gets it from.  ibid.  Jim

 

We’re going to get her ears pierced before the Christening.  ibid.  Denise

 

No, I’m not going to breast feed.  ibid.

 

I’ve got to think about my independence, dad.  ibid.

 

We’d better be going.  The Bill is on in a bit.  ibid.  Mary

 

 

Mum, Antony’s full of germs.  The Royle Family s2e2: Family Lunch, Denise

 

Nan: Where do you want me?

 

Jim: Next door.  ibid.

 

Bring the squirty cream.  ibid.  Jim

 

Dale Winton’s wardrobes were lovely.  ibid.  Nana

 

I have never been on a motorbike in my whole life.  ibid.  Nana to Twiggy

 

Feng Shui, my arse.  ibid.  Jim

 

Mum, will you tell him?  ibid.  Denise

 

There’s nowhere like your own toilet.  ibid.  Nana

 

 

I just said about you know his disco and about the removals that he does.  There isn’t much else to say about him really.  The Royle Family s2e3: Nana’s Coming to Stay, Denise  

  

Mum: What did you have?

 

Denise: Spaghetti.  Hoops.  ibid.  

 

I’m managing a band.  ibid.  Antony

 

I’m still dying for a wee.  ibid.  Denise

 

 

I don’t think he realises what hard work it is for me carrying another person around.  The Royle Family s2e4: Nana Comes to Stay, Denise

 

Mum I must get a blender ... What do you do with it?  ibid.  Denise

 

A baby intercom – so if we’re downstairs we have to go all the way up, you know, tell it to shut up and that.  ibid.

 

I don’t know [Denise] where she inherits this bloody lazy streak from.  ibid.  Jim

 

 

The bloody change – you know what, I’m up to there with it.  The Royle Family s2e5: Barbara Finally Has Enough, Jim to Dave

 

Denise: And he’s always got bits of food stuck in his beard.

 

Barbara: Well he never has a wash.  The only time he has a wash is when he goes to the doctors.  ibid.

 

She’s gone too far this time – bang!  She just switched the tele off.  ibid.  Jim to Dave

 

How come we’ve been married for ages and your mum’s never offered to do my washing?  ibid.  Denise to Dave

 

I’ve never even drunk Ethanol.  ibid.  Denise to Dave, watching Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

 

I am making a brew.  Even though that’s my favourite programme, I am making a brew.  And do you know why?  Because I’m a family man.  ibid.  Jim

 

 

Party, my arse.  The Royle Family s2e6: Antony’s Birthday ***** Jim to Barbara

 

You never get a bloody minute to yourself in this house.  ibid.  Jim to Twiggy

 

Could she [Antony’s vegetarian girlfriend] have wafer-thin ham, Barbara?  ibid.  Nana

 

 

Oh, Jim.  We don’t want Sky.  We don’t watch tele enough to get the value.  The Royle Family s3e1: Baby, Barbara

 

I’m still paying off me exercise bike out of the catalogue.  ibid.  Denise

 

I definitely think he’s going to have a musical side, you know with Dave being a DJ and everything.  ibid.  Denise

 

I don’t care whether he’s straight, gay or homosexual, he’s still our son.  ibid.  Barbara

 

 

It’s her [Denise’s] first night out.  Since the last one.  The Royle Family s3e2: Babysitting, Barbara  

 

Will you take Baby David upstairs or somewhere so I can have a ciggy?  ibid.  Denise to David   

 

Jim, not in front of the baby monitor.  ibid.  Barbara

 

 

All right, Barb.  Hey, Barbara, make my bacon dead crispy will ya?  The Royle Family s3e3 ***** Decorating with Twiggy

 

[Barbara lights cigarette]: You are a good mother, Denise.  ibid.

 

Post-baby fatigue.  What can you do?  ibid.  Denise to Barbara 

 

Cheryl: He’s [Baby] gone down.

 

Denise: Who?  ibid.

 

You not doing your community service today, Darren?  ibid.  Barbara

 

You cannot beat a great pair of knockers.  ibid.  Twiggy

 

Have you seen her Nutbush City Limits?  ibid.  Jim

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