Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Kinky Friedman
I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror. Sid Vicious
Beer – it’s the best damn drink in the world. Jack Nicholson
I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand. Charles Bronson
I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy. Emo Philips
I have respect for beer. Russell Crowe
I do condition my hair with honey and beer. I smell like the bottom of a beer barrel for days afterwards, but it’s very good for the hair. Catherine Zeta-Jones
Paul Newman’s an old friend of ours out of Cleveland, Ohio. He used to sit around our house. He's the only man I’ve ever known to drink a case of beer all by himself. That’s talent in a way. Lew Wasserman
The sacred pint alone can unbind the tongue. James Joyce, Ulysses
24 hours in a day. 24 beer in a case. Coincidence? Stephen Wright
Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one! Homer Simpson
Beer – so much more than just a breakfast drink. Homer Simpson
He is a wise man who invented beer. Plato
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. Henry Lawson
At the funeral Ruth’s old team-mates served as pallbearers. ‘I’d give a hundred bucks for an ice-cold beer,’ said Joe Dugan to Wayne Hoyt. Hoyt nodded, ‘So would the Babe.’ Ken Burns, Baseball: The National Pastime, PBS 1994
Beer drinking was an integral part of Tiwanaku’s festivals. Dr Jago Cooper, Lost Kingdoms of South America II: The Stone at the Centre, BBC 2013
I waited two thousand years to return to Earth – it’s Miller time. You know, Jesus, it doesn’t get better than this. Bill Hicks, Sane Man
Look at that – Green Bastard IPA. Selling a ton of that to people in the park. Business is booming. Trailer Park Boys s12e1: Chlamydia, Bubbles
Freedom 35: that’s what the beer should be called. Boys, it’s something we’ve been trying to achieve our entire lives and because of this fucking beer, I think we’ll finally make it this time. Trailer Park Boys s12e7: Big Cock, Julian
Ricky and Julian are my new partners and we are very happy to announce that as of today Freedom 35 is going to be available right across Canada. And you guys are all going to be a part of the new company. Trailer Park Boys s12e10: Fuckin’ Fucked Out of Our Tiny Minds, Bubbles to Sunnyvale residents
6 breweries in the 1970s brewed 72% of all our beer. The Home that 2 Built s1e2: Seventies, BBC 2020
Went into the store just to get a beer; came out an accessory to murder and armed robbery. Menace II Society 1993 starring Tyrin Turner & Jada Pinkett & Larenz Tate & Samuel L Jackson & Glen Plummer & Clifton Powell & Arnold Johnson et al, directors Allen & Albert Hughes
We’ve recycled the water so often it’s beginning to taste like Dutch lager. Red Dwarf s6e2: Legion, Kryten to Rimmer, BBC 1993
I always drink champagne. Best drop of lager money can buy. Harry Enfield as Loadsamoney the Plasterer, Saturday Night Live, Channel 4 1985-1988
Beer as a beverage of moderation, focussing on its lower alcohol content and nutritional benefits. The Booze, Bets & Sex that Made the World II