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8,024. Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell. I rest my case. (UFOs & Children & Baby) William Shatner
99,980. ‘We have babies we called jellyfish babies. Babies born on a labour-table moves up and down like this.’ (Empire US & Marshall Islands & Baby) John Pilger, The Coming War on China ***** World Council of Churches speech 1983 Marshall Islands; health worker on birth of second-generation irradiated babies
8,964. Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. (Children & Baby & Hate & Dogs) Leo Rosten
8,969. The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.’ (Children & Baby & Marriage) Roseanne Barr
19,052. This child – constantly wanting the breast. (Gangstas: New Jersey & Baby & Breast) The Sopranos: Members Only s6e1 starring James Gandolfini & Lorriane Bracco & Edie Falco & Michael Imperioli & Dominic Chianese & Steven van Zandt & Tony Sirico & Robert Iler et al, Janice
19,964. The CPS has got the baby. (Gangstas: West Virginia & West Virginia & Baby) The Wild & Wonderful Whites of West Virginia, female to female
20,076. I can’t even have a kid with her, man. Her womb is so polluted I can’t even have a fucking little baby with her. (GBH Films & Baby) Scarface 1983 ***** starring Al Pacino & Michelle Pfeiffer & Steven Bauer & Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio & Robert Loggia & Miria Colon & F Murray Abraham et al, director Brian de Palma, Tony
20,553. I don’t want our baby to grow up like you. (GBH Films & Baby) Infernal Affairs II 2003 starring Anthony Wong & Eric Tsang & Carina Lau & Francis Ng & Edison Chen & Shawn Yeu & Hu Jun & Joe Cheung & Arthur Wong & Teddy Chan et al, directors Andrew Lau & Alan Mak, Girlfriend to Chan
20,829. I can't believe you sold a fucking baby. (GBH Films & Baby) Ill Manors 2012 starring Riz Ahmed & Ed Skrein & Keith Coggins & Lee Allen & Nick Sagar & Ryan de la Cruz & Anouska Mond & Mem Ferda & Natalie Press et al, director Ben Drew, opening commentary, bird to bloke
23,158. You’re just jealous cause you can’t have babies. (South & Jealousy & Baby) Cat on a Hot Tin Roof 1958 starring Paul Newman & Elizabeth Taylor & Burl Ives & Judith Anderson & Jack Carson & Madeleine Sherwood & Larry Gates & Vaughn Taylor, director Richard Brooks, little girl to Maggie
23,159. But how in hell on Earth do you imagine you’re going to have a child by a man who cannot stand you? (South & Baby) ibid. Brick to Maggie
24,403. I believe she looks like Chief O’Brien. Star Trek: The Next Generation: Disaster s5e5, Worf delivers baby
25,217. I think I’m having a contraction. (Star Trek & Baby) Star Trek: Voyager: Deadlock s2e21, Ensign Wildman
25,218. The first baby born on Voyager. (Star Trek & Baby) ibid. Janeway on bridge
56,751. Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater. (Proverb & Baby) Mid-19th century proverb
56,835. Out of the mouths of babes. (Proverb & Baby) Late 19th century proverb
64,427. An ugly baby is a very nasty object. Queen Victoria
64,428. Anna Bates (Canada) who measured 2.27 m (7 ft 5.5 in) gave birth to a boy weighing 10.8 kg (23 lb 12.8 oz) and 76 cm (30 in) in length at her home in Seville Ohio USA on 19 January 1879, but the baby died 11 hours later. (Baby & Weight) Guinness World Records 2005 (50th edition)
64,429. A premature baby girl weighing 280g (9.87 oz) was reported to have been born on 27 June 1989 at the Loyola University Medical Centre. (Baby & Weight) ibid.
64,430. Begin, baby boy, to recognise your mother with a smile. Virgil, Eclogues
64,431. For the hand that rocks the cradle
Is the hand that rules the world. William Ross Wallace, What Rules the World 1865
64,432. A lovely being, scarcely formed or moulded,
A rose with all its sweetest leaves yet folded. Lord Byron, Don Juan
64,433. A lad says to his dad, Where do babies come from, dad? He says, A stork. Lad says, Who fucks the stork? Bernard Manning
64,434. What is the use of a baby? Michael Faraday
64,435. Are we doing enough for our baby? ... New parents are scared shitless. When it comes to raising their baby they will do anything ... Six billion dollars a year ... Penn & Teller, Bullshit! Second Hand Smoke/Baby Bullshit s1e5
64,436. Gordon Shaw created a firestorm in the late 1990s when he published papers concluding that listening to Mozart could improve the brain’s ability to conduct spatial reasoning. ibid.
64,437. Mother: Is it a boy or a girl?
Doctor: Now I think it’s a little early to start imposing roles on it, don’t you? Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life 1983 starring Graham Chapman & John Cleese & Terry Gilliam & Eric Idle & Michael Palin & Terry Jones & Carol Cleveland & Judie Loe & Simon Jones et al, director Terry Jones
64,438. Baby, baby, naughty baby,
Hush, you squalling thing I say.
Peace this moment, peace, or maybe
Bonaparte will pass this way.
Baby, baby, he’s a giant,
Tall and black as Rouen steeple,
And he breakfasts, dines, rely on’t,
Every day on naughty people.
Baby, baby, if he hear you,
As he gallops past the house,
Limb from limb at once he’ll tear you,
Just as pussy tears a mouse.
And he’ll beat you, beat you, beat you,
And he’ll beat you all to pap,
And he’ll eat you, eat you, eat you,
Every morsel snap, snap, snap. Anonymous, ‘Baby, Baby, Baby’
64,439. There’s a lot of hype that says children have to be exposed to all sorts of things else they’ll be crippled for life. That’s simply not true. It’s based on a misunderstanding of the scientific data. Dr Robert Needleman, paediatrician
64,440. On my website I also sell CDs of the sounds of the uterus. Dr Harvey Carp
64,441. Vyvyan’s baby will be a pauper! Oliver Twist! Jeffrey Dickens! Back to Victorian values! I hope you’re satisfied, Thatcher! The Young Ones, BBC: Cash, Rick