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Joe Biden is going to be travelling right across the United States as a cloud of ash pumped out of a crematorium chimney. Frankie Boyle’s New World Order s3e3, BBC 2019
There are worries that whatever happens in the election Trump won’t recognise the results and that Joe Biden will not recognise his own wife and family. Frankie Boyle’s New World Order s4e6, BBC 2020
Dukakis v Biden 1988: Biden finds himself under the microscope like a pinned bug ... It’s not a sex tape: it’s worse than that … ‘Here is Joe Biden giving a speech: it’s almost word for word what British Labour party leader Neil Kinnock had said … More and more plagiarism.’ Race for the White House s1e3: George H W Bush v Michael Dukakis, journalist, CNN 2016
I think the Democratic Party could stand a liberal George Wallace — someone who’s not afraid to stand up and offend people, someone who wouldn’t pander but would say what the American people know in their gut is right. Joe Biden, cited Philadelphia Enquirer 12 October 1975 & Washington Examiner 7 February 2019
The White House isn’t the place to learn how to deal with international crisis, the balance of power, war and peace, and the economic future of the next generation. Joe Biden
No-one doubts that innocent men, women and children have been the victims of chemical weapons attacks in Syria. And there’s no doubt who is responsible for this heinous use of chemical weapons in Syria: the Syrian regime. Joe Biden
I’ll lead an effective strategy to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure, isolated punish China. Joe Biden rally 24 October 2020, cited The Federalist online
We have to come together. That’s what I’m running. I’m running as a proud Democrat for the Senate. Joe Biden, rally 12 October Ohio, cited ibid.
I pledge allegiance to the United States of America, one nation, indivisible, under God, for real. Joe Biden, rally 21 September Wisconsin, cited ibid.
If Donald Trump has his way, the complications from COVID-19 which are well beyond what they should be, it’s estimated that 200 million people have died probably by the time I finish this talk. Joe Biden, rally 20 September Philadelphia, cited ibid.
How did we get to the place where, you know, Putin decides he’s gonna just invade Russia? Joe Biden
We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women created by go-you know-you know the thing. Joe Biden, rally 2 March Texas, cited ibid.
Look what’s going on in Venezuela right now … Millions of people are crossing the border destabilizing Bolivia. Joe Biden, December 2020, cited Washington Examiner
The whole purpose of going to Afghanistan was to not have a counterinsurgency, meaning that we’re going to put that country together. It will not be put together. It’s three different countries. Pakistan owns the three counties – the three provinces in the east. They’re not any part of – the Haqqanis run it. Joe Biden, Democratic debate September
Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids. Joe Biden, Iowa 8th August
It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did Jack Kennedy. Watch: we’re gonna have an international crisis. A generated crisis to test the mettle of this guy. Joe Biden, vice-president
We choose truth over facts. Joe Biden, Iowa 8th August
This is the United States of America. When we’ve acted together, we have never, never, never been unable to overcome whatever the problem was. If you agree with me, go to Joe 30330 and help me in this fight. Joe Biden, presidential debate 31 July
When the stock market crashed, Franklin D Roosevelt got on the television and didn’t just talk about, you know, the princes of greed. He said, ‘Look, here’s what happened.’ Joe Biden, interview Kate Couric 22 September 2008.
A man I’m proud to call my friend. A man who will be next president of the United States – Barrack America! Joe Biden, first campaign rally Springfield 23 August 2008
I mean, you got this first mainstream African-America who is articular and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s storybook, man. Joe Biden, cited CNN online
If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there’s still a 30 per cent chance we’re going to get it wrong. Joe Biden, December 2015, cited Fox online
Social norms are changing. I’ve heard that, and I’ve heard what these women are saying. Politics to me has always been about making connections, but I will be more mindful about respecting personal space in the future. That’s my responsibility and I will meet it. Joe Biden, tweet 3 April 2019
You ever been to a caucus? [audience member nods] No you haven’t. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier. Joe Biden, New Hampshire 2020, cited Anna North
Isn’t it a bitch? This vice-president thing? Joe Biden, Harvard University 2 October 2014
Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America … Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me. Joe Biden, New Hampshire 10 September 2008
No man has a right to raise a hand to a woman in anger other than in self-defence and that rarely ever occurs. And so we have to just change the culture, period. And keep punching at it, and punching at it, and punching at it. Joe Biden, Democrat debate
Figure out if for you’re me or Trump. And you ain’t black. Joe Biden to black man
Unlike the African-American with notable exception, the Latino community is an incredibly diverse community with incredibly different attitudes about different things. Joe Biden, TV interview
Stand up, Chuck. Let me see ya. Joe Biden, to Chuck in wheelchair, cited How to Lose the Presidency, History 2017
I guess what I’m trying to say without boring you too long at breakfast – and you all look dull as hell, I might add. The dullest audience I have ever spoken to. Just sitting there, staring at me. Pretend you like me! Joe Biden, to Turkish-American and Azerbaijani-American Obama donors 27 April 2012
Putin sought to keep Ukraine weak through corruption. Joe Biden
I love those barrettes in your hair, man. I tell you what, look at her, she looks like she’s 19 years old, sitting there like a little lady with her legs crossed. Joe Biden to very young girl at Virginia military base, cited Sun online 29 May 2021
Let’s be absolutely clear about why prices are high right now: COVID and Vladimir Putin. Joe Biden tweet 20 April 2022
America’s a nation that can be defined in a single word – Awdsmfafoothimaaafootafootwhscusem. Joe Biden, single tweet 3rd July 2022
America is in turmoil. A country dangerously torn. Joe Biden has been elected president. But Donald Trump and his supporters won’t concede. There’s so much suspicion and fear. How can Joe Biden unite America? Panorama: Can Biden Unite America? BBC 2020
The chaos and protests in the big city is coming to their streets if Biden wins: it’s what the Trump campaign has been telling them for months. ibid.