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20,709. Albert, leave him alone. Come on, let’s eat. (GBH Films & Eat & Food & Restaurant) The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover 1989 starring Helen Mirren & Alan Howard & Richard Bohringer & Tim Roth & Michael Gambon & Ian Drury & Cairan Hinds & Gary Olsen & Ewan Stewart & Liz Smith et al, director Peter Greenway, Georgina to Albert
20,710. Don’t smoke. It’s sloppy in a woman. Besides, no-one is gonna eat smokes – it ruins your taste-buds, burns your tongue and makes your pee stink. (GBH Films & Smoking & Restaurant) ibid. Albert to Georgina
20,711. Good cook. Except he will put mushrooms on everything. (GBH Films & Cook & Food & Restaurant) ibid. Albert at table
20,712. Money’s my business, eating’s my pleasure. (GBH Films & Money & Eat & Food & Restaurant) ibid.
20,713. You’re so talkative tonight we couldn’t stand the silence without you. Wash your hands! (GBH Films & Silence & Restaurant) ibid.
20,714. I bet human milk’s a great delicacy in some countries. It ought to be here. (GBH Films & Food & Restaurant) ibid.
20,715. I like a quiet restaurant with floor shows. (GBH Films & Restaurant) ibid. Terry at table
20,716. I’ll kill him and I’ll eat him. (GBH Films & Eat & Restaurant) ibid. Albert
20,717. What good are all these books to you? You can’t eat them. (GBH Films & Book & Eat & Restaurant) ibid. her to him
20,718. Could you cook him? (GBH Films & Cook & Food & Restaurant) ibid. Georgina to Chef
20,719. Eating black food is like consuming death. (GBH Films & Food & Restaurant) ibid. Chef
20,720. Have all those carefully learnt table manners gone to waste? (GBH Films & Eat & Food & Restaurant) ibid. Georgina to Albert
73,081. I’ll have the flesh! (Flesh & Restaurant & Dinner & Food) Terry-Thomas, slavering over woman at dinner table, to waiter
73,196. The brain of the calf, the liver of the chicken, the legs of the frog, the hoof of the mountain goat in jelly ... (Food & Restaurant & Dinner) ibid. Terry-Thomas to Ian Carmichael at table
78,957. I find your restaurant pretentious and your portions skimpy. Your customers regale themselves in a dim religious atmosphere more fitting to evensong than a good night out. (Law & Restaurant) Rumpole of the Bailey: Rumpole a la Carte s6e1, Rumpole to Chef
97,049. So it is not often that I am confronted with the sort of fare photographed in the Sunday supplements. I scarcely ever sit down to an octagonal plate on which a sliver of monkfish is arranged in a composition of pastel shades, which also features a brush stroke of pink sauce, a single peeled prawn and a sprig of dill. Such gluttony is, happily, beyond my means. (Food & Restaurant) John Rumpole, Rumpole a la Carte
71,195. On a cold December night in 1941 an artist stood on the sidewalk in Manhattan gazing through the plate glass window of an all-night diner … Hopper set out to capture a very American loneliness. (Food & Restaurant) America on a Plate: The Story of the Diner, BBC 2013
71,196. The American diner is a bit like that Dodge City saloon – it preserves a vital fragment of the American spirit. (Food & Restaurant) ibid.
71,197. The diner began as a restaurant on the move. (Food & Restaurant) ibid.
71,198. Richard’s restored more than eighty abandoned luncheonettes. (Food & Restaurant) ibid.
71,199. The diner became the battleground in the civil rights war. (Food & Restaurant) ibid.
73,781. I went into a French restaurant and asked the waiter, ‘Have you got frog's legs?’ He said, ‘Yes.’ So I said, ‘Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.’ (Frog & Restaurant) Tommy Cooper
86,659. Now I’m going to go in there with my medal on to see if I can eat, put them on the spot. So I went in, sat down and said, ‘I want two hamburgers.’ They said, ‘We don’t serve Negroes.’ I said, ‘I don’t eat them either. I want two hamburgers.’ Muhammad Ali, interview David Frost, The Then and Now of Muhammad Ali
86,660. You Trust Don’t Get It Capello: The Granita was the Islington restaurant where Tony Blair and Gordon Brown came to their infamous leadership pact ... The San Lorenzo is a Knightsbridge restaurant – once the favourite eatery of Princess Diana – where Fabio Capello and his No 2 Franco Baldini got their wires similarly crossed over another leadership issue.
That of the England captaincy. (Restaurant & Football) The Sun 18th March 2011
86,661. Mr Creosote: I’ll have the lot. Monty Python's The Meaning of Life 1983 starring Graham Chapman & John Cleese & Terry Gilliam & Eric Idle & Terry Jones & Michael Palin & Carol Cleveland & Patricia Quinn & Judy Loe & Simon Jones & Matt Frewer & Jane Leeves et al, director Terry Jones
86,662. Waiter: ... Finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. ibid.
86,663. Hi, Guys. Welcome to BBJ’s. I’m your waitress for today. My name is Amanda, but my friends call me Zebedee. I’m a fiery Taurean with my moon in Uranus – careful! I’ll do the jokes! Ok guys, here’s the deal. I can give you the menus. But we’ve got a special promotion on this week where if you can tell us what we’ve got on the menus, you get entered into our mind-reading draw. The Catherine Tate Show: s2e3, BBJ’s
120,674. Ok, guys, here’s the story on the menus – due to a non-human based error at head office ... The Catherine Tate Show s2e9, BBJ's
86,664. You’re late. Ah, it has been a shocker here. Absolute shocker, hasn't it Vernon? Yeah you’re lucky you just missed the rush. Double cheeseburger? Double cheese for Nevil. Yeah you missed it all go off earlier. You never believe who was here. Oh what's her name? American woman. Vernon, what’s the name of that woman who was here earlier ... Madonna! They were on their way to the garden centre ... They run out of petrol ... Only uses BP. Apparently she’s collecting the nectar points. The Catherine Tate Show, motorway stand
86,665. You got leaves with yours. (Restaurant & Food) Big Night 1996 starring Tony Shalhoub & Stanley Tucci & Minnie Driver & Ian Holm & Isabella Rossellini & Caroline Aaron & Marc Anthony & Allison Janney & Campbell Scott & Susan Floyd & Pasquale Cajano et al, directors Campbell Scott & Stanley Tucci, wife to husband - first customers
86,666. To eat good food is to be close to God. (Restaurant & Food) ibid. chef
96,866. The kitchen grew dirtier and the rats bolder, though we trapped few of them, Looking round that filthy room, with raw meat lying among refuse on the floor, and cold, clotted saucepans sprawling everywhere, and the sink blocked and coated with grease, I used to wonder whether there could be a restaurant in the world as bad as ours. (Work & Restaurant & Dirt) George Orwell, Down and Out in Paris and London
97,391. You’re a pair of animals! Not one, not another living soul would have had the cruelty to walk out on the man in a restaurant! Arthur Miller, Death of a Salesman, Linda