Bank robber picks up phone: Mum?
Rozzer: This is Rotzinger. Chief of police. Get your butt outta there now.
Robber: You know, I was in Nam with a jerk like you. Quick Change 1990 starring Bill Murray & Geena Davis & Randy Quaid & Jason Robards & Tony Shalhoub & Philip Bosco & Phil Hartman & Jamey Sheriday & Stanley Tucci & Kurtwood Smith & Bob Elliott et al, director Howard Franklin & Bill Murray
He’s getting further away every second. ibid. Rotzinger
You’re a world class bank robber drunk on your own power and expertise. ibid. her to him
I don’t think you are as responsible for this as you think you are. Good Time 2017 starring Robert Pattinson & Jennifer Jason Leigh & Ben Safdie & Barkhad Abdi & Buddy Duress & Taliah Webster & Necro & Peter Verdy et al, directors John & Ben Safdie, shrink and brief to mentally handicapped prisoner
The biggest cash robbery of all times. Bigger than the Great Train robbery. 10 Million Dollar Getaway 1991 starring John Mahoney & Gerry Bamman & Joseph Carberry & Terrence Mann & John McGregor & Christopher Murney & Tom Noonan & Wendell Pierce & Tom Signorelli & Mike Starr et al, director James A Contner
I got a plan to knock off twenty million bucks from Lufthansa. ibid. insider
You taste so good. ibid. her to him, Jimmy's homecoming
I love the smell of money. ibid. her to him
We roll. ibid. gang in van
Even though we only got half what we expected, ten million dollars still wasn't bad for an hour’s work. ibid.
He forgot to change the plates on the van. ibid.
What do you think our chances are of getting Ducks Corallo into the federal witness programme? ibid. rozzer
Well the house lost. A lot of guys lost. Maybe the guy who said crime doesn’t pay was right but I’ll tell you something he wasn’t a wise guy. A real wise guy can never say no to a good scam. ibid. hero’s commentary
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie? You got no job to wear it to. The Pope of Greenwich Village 1984 starring Eric Roberts & Micky Rourke & Daryl Hannah & Kenneth McMillan & Burt Young & Jack Kehoe & Geraldine Page & M Emmet Walsh & Tony Musante & Philip Bosco et al, director Stuart Rosenberg, Paulie to Charlie
You ever heard of artificial inspiration? ibid.
I want those guys. ibid. Eddie
Why are you always one inch away from becoming a nice person? ibid. her to him
The real crime is not committing to your dream. Henry’s Crime 2011 starring Keanu Reeves & James Caan & Vera Farmiga & Judy Greer & Fisher Stevens & Peter Stormare & Bill Duke & Danny Hoch et al, director Malcolm Venville, Caan to Reeves
So, you owe us $15,000. And just don’t miss another payment. Tracers 2015 starring Taylor Lautner & Marie Avgeropoulos & Adam Rayner & Rafi Gavron & Luciano Acuna & Josh Yadon & Johnny M Wu & Sam Medina & Amirah Vann & Christian Steel & Wai Ching Ho et al, director Daniel Benmayor, sharks to cyclist
Christmas Eve in New York: a happy time for some people. The lucky ones. Last minute shopping. Presents for the kids. Hurry home to light the tree and fill stockings. For the lucky ones. Others aren’t so lucky. Kiss of Death 1947 starring Victor Mature & Brian Donlevy & Richard Widmark & Coleen Gray & Taylor Holmes & Howard Smith & Karl Malden & Anthony Ross & Millard Mitchell & J Scott Smart et al, director Henry Hathaway
I want the names of those three man with you on that job. ibid. rozzer to Mature
You’ve got that good old hoodlum complex – no squealing. ibid.
You talk too much. ibid. Mature to Widmark
Your side of the fence is almost as dirty as ours. ibid. Mature to prison governor
So you’re saying you want to rob $20 million from Arthur Shaw? Tower Heist 2011 starring Alan Alda & Eddie Murphy & Ben Stiller & Alan Alder & Matthew Broderick & Casey Affleck & Judd Hirsch et al, director Brett Ratner, co-conspirator
Why don’t we take the whole thing? ibid. Stiller
So now let me tell you a few things about the job. The Hot Rock 1972 starring Robert Redford & George Segal & Rob Leibman & Paul Sand & Moses Gunn & Zero Mostel et al, director Peter Yates, Segal to Redford
He came around asking for Rosy. She told him to stay away. I told him again. He got tough so I laid a couple on him. Railroaded! 1947 starring Jane Randolph & John Ireland & Shiela Ryan & Hugh Beaumont & Cliancy Cooper & Roy Gordon et al, director Anthony Mann, accused
It’s a jewellery store ... We don’t want Tiffany’s; we want a mom-and-pop operation. Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead 2007 starring Philip Seymour Hoffman & Ethan Hawke & Marisa Tomei & Albert Finney & Rosemary Harris & Brian F O'Byrne & Aleksa Palladino & Michael Shannon & Amy Ryan & Sarah Livingston & Jordan Gelber et al, director Sidney Lumet, Hoffman to Hawke
The world is an evil place, Charlie. And some of us make money off of that. Others get destroyed. ibid. pawn bloke to father
My name is Dalton Russell. Inside Man 2006 starring Denzel Washington & Clive Owen & Jodie Foster & Christopher Plummer & Willem Dafoe et al, director Spike Lee, prologue
My friends and I are making a very large withdrawal from this bank. ibid. bank robber
Get rich or die trying. ibid. kid hostage
During World War II there was an American working for a bank in Switzerland ... He used his position with the Nazis to enrich himself ... He used his blood money to start a bank. ibid. Dalton
You saw Dog Day Afternoon – you’re stalling. ibid. Denzel
I sold my soul and I’ve been trying to buy it back ever since. ibid. bank boss
Respect is the ultimate currency. ibid. Dalton’s currency
What’s advertising but a legalised con game? And what the hell’s marriage? The Anderson Tapes 1971 starring Sean Connery & Christopher Walken & Alan King & Martin Balsam & Dyan Cannon & Ralph Meeker Val Avery & Dick Anthony Williams & Garrett Morris et al, director Sidney Lumet, Duke
America, man. You know, it’s so beautiful I wanna eat it. ibid. Walken
It happened in Brooklyn, New York, on August 22 1972. Dog Day Afternoon 1975 starring Al Pacino & John Cazale & Charles Durning & James Broderick & Lance Henriksen & Chris Sarandon & Penelope Allen & Carole Kane et al, director Sidney Lumet
I can’t do it, Sonny. ibid. Stevie
I had a plan! I had a plan! ibid. Sonny
We’re Vietnam veterans so killing doesn’t mean anything to us. ibid. Sonny
He wants to kill me so bad he can taste it. ibid. Sonny
Kill them all. ibid. caller
Everybody wants to kill everybody. ibid. Sonny
I just think you ought to take care of your body, that’s all. ibid. Sal
You’ve got to get fun out of life. ibid. Sonny
I want a military funeral. And I am entitled to have one free of charge. ibid. Sonny’s will
You think you’re dealing with a fucking idiot? ibid. Sonny
Where you gonna find a hundred Gs all in one lump? This bank is made out of cheesecake. Larceny Inc 1942 starring Edward G Robinson & Jane Wyman & Broderick Crawford & Jack Carson & Anthony Quinn & Edward Brophy & Harry Davenport & John Qualen & Barbara Jo Allen et al, director Lloyd Bacon, Quinn to Robinson
Let’s crack that bank on Sixth Avenue. ibid. sidekick
We’ll just have to borrow the dough our way. ibid. Robinson
Below us lies the promised land. Hello, Dorado. ibid.
Believe it or not, these guys will pull off the largest cash robbery in all the violent and bizarre history of American crime. The Big Heist 2001 starring Donald Sutherland & John Heard & Jamie Harris & Janet Kidder & Nick Sandow & Michael P Moran & Joe Pingue & Bo Rucker et al, director Robert Markowitz, commentary