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115. God’s in his heaven
All’s right with the world. (God & Heaven & World) Robert Browning, Pippa Passes
366. A man can have but one life and one death,
One heaven, one hell. (Religion & Life’s Like That & Death & Heaven & Hell & Life After Death) Robert Browning, In a Balcony
47,268. Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp,
Or what’s a heaven for? Robert Browning, Andrea del Sarto 1855
223. If I were to construct a God I would furnish Him with some way and qualities and characteristics which the Present lacks. He would not stoop to ask for any man's compliments, praises, flatteries; and He would be far above exacting them. I would have Him as self-respecting as the better sort of man in these regards.
He would not be a merchant, a trader. He would not buy these things. He would not sell, or offer to sell, temporary benefits of the joys of eternity for the product called worship. I would have Him as dignified as the better sort of man in this regard.
He would value no love but the love born of kindnesses conferred; not that born of benevolences contracted for. Repentance in a man’s heart for a wrong done would cancel and annul that sin; and no verbal prayers for forgiveness be required or desired or expected of that man.
In His Bible there would be no Unforgiveable Sin. He would recognize in Himself the Author and Inventor of Sin and Author and Inventor of the Vehicle and Appliances for its commission; and would place the whole responsibility where it would of right belong: upon Himself, the only Sinner.
He would not be a jealous God – a trait so small that even men despise it in each other.
He would not boast.
He would keep private His admirations of Himself; He would regard self-praise as unbecoming the dignity of his position.
He would not have the spirit of vengeance in His heart. Then it would not issue from His lips.
There would not be any hell – except the one we live in from the cradle to the grave.
There would not be any heaven – the kind described in the world’s Bibles.
He would spend some of His eternities in trying to forgive Himself for making man unhappy when he could have made him happy with the same effort and he would spend the rest of them in studying astronomy. (God & Praise & Worship & Forgiveness & Sin & Jealousy & Hell & Heaven & Unhappy) Mark Twain, notebook
47,211. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. (Hell & Heaven) Mark Twain
47,364. Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. (Heaven & Dog) Mark Twain
392. The God of Hell should be held in loathing, contempt and scorn. A God who threatens eternal pain should be hated, not loved – cursed, not worshiped. A heaven presided over by such a God must be below the lowest hell. I want no part in any heaven in which the saved, the ransomed and redeemed will drown with shouts of joy the cries and sobs of hell – in which happiness will forget misery, where the tears of the lost only increase laughter and double bliss. (Religion & Hell & Heaven & God's Fascism) Robert G Ingersoll
421. In their religion they are so uneven,
That each one goes his own by-way to heaven. (Religion & Heaven) Daniel Defoe 1660-1731, The True-Born Englishman
76,081. My home is in Heaven. I’m just traveling through this world. (Home & Heaven) Billy Graham
773. Philosophy is an odd thing ... The most important philosophy I think is that even if it isn’t true, you must absolutely assume there is no after-life. You cannot for one second I think abrogate the responsibility of believing that this is it. (Belief & Philosophy & Heaven & Life’s Like That & Life After Death) Stephen Fry, televised interview
47,291. The treasury of everlasting joy. William Shakespeare, The First Part of the Contention II Henry VI II i 18, King Henry
47,292. Yet that Thy brazen gates of heaven may ope
And give sweet passage to my sinful soul. William Shakespeare, Richard Duke of York II ii 40-41, Edward
3,487. When he shall die,
Take him and cut him out in little stars,
And he will make the face of heaven so fine
That all the world will be in love with night
And pay no worship to the garish sun. (Star & Death & Heaven & World & Love & Worship & Sun & Compliment) William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet III ii @21
1,181. Alack, alack, that heaven should practise stratagems
Upon so soft a subject as myself. (Life’s Like That & Heaven) ibid. III v 209-210, Juliet to self
6,409. I’ll follow thee, and make a heaven of hell. (Mind & Heaven & Hell) William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night’s Dream II i 243
47,293. Either there is civil strife in heaven,
Or else the world, too saucy with the gods,
Incenses them to send destruction. William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar I iii 11-13
1,193. There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. (Life’s Like That & Heaven & Earth & Dream & Philosophy & Life After Death) William Shakespeare, Hamlet I v 167-168, Hamlet to Horatio
2,111. This is a test to see where we spend our life – heaven or hell. (Life’s Like That & Heaven & Hell & Life After Death) Muhammad Ali, interview Reg Gutteridge, film When Ali Came to Newcastle
2,112. The most important thing about life is what’s going to happen when you die. Are you going to go to Heaven or Hell? And there’s eternity: how long is eternity? (Life's Like That & Heaven & Hell & Eternity & Life After Death) ibid.
3,619. June suns, you cannot store them
To warm the winter's cold,
The lad that hopes for heaven
Shall fill his mouth with mould. (Sun & Heaven) A E Housman, More Poems