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30,759. I must look to my own dear tiny darlings to sustain me in my frailties. Yes, Kate, I want you to become a prostitute. (England & Elizabeth I & Prostitute) Blackadder II: Bells, father to daughter, BBC 1986
30,760. Not at all, Bob. I look forward to having you. (England & Elizabeth I) ibid. Blackadder
30,761. I can strongly recommend a course of leeches. (England & Elizabeth I & Doctor) ibid. Doctor to Blackadder
30,762. Very well then three other paths are open to you ... Kill Bob ... Kill yourself ... Kill everybody in the whole world. (England & Elizabeth I & Kill) ibid. old crone
30,763. And, Melchie, still worshipping God? Last thing I heard he started worshipping me. (England & Elizabeth I & Worship) ibid. Lord Flashheart to Melchett
30,764. The bad news is that actually there are simply hundreds of Catholics who desperately want their heads sneaked off and there’s no-one to organise it. (England & Elizabeth I & Catholic & Execution) Blackadder II: Head, Elizabeth to Blackadder
30,765. Right then let’s take a look shall we – who’s first in the head basket? (England & Elizabeth I & Catholic & Execution) ibid. Blackadder to Percy
30,766. Right, good morning, team, my name is Edward Blackadder and I’m the new minister in charge of religious genocide. (England & Elizabeth I & Catholic & Execution) ibid. Blackadder
30,767. Ointment, that’s what you need when your head’s been cut off. (England & Elizabeth I & Catholic & Execution) ibid. Nursie
30,768. As private parts to the gods are we; they play with us for their sport. (England & Elizabeth I & Gods) Blackadder II: Chains, Melchett to Blackadder in dungeons
30,769. Yes, I was one of his sheep. (England & Elizabeth I & Sheep) ibid. Ludvig to Melchett
30,770. Life – overrated I reckon. (England & Elizabeth I & Life’s Like That) ibid. Blackadder to Melchett
30,771. Oh what joy. See how you collapse before me, you great incorruptible English knobs. So proud of your great big stiff upper lips. (England & Elizabeth I) ibid. Ludvig to Blackadder & Melchett
30,772. Ah, Queen Elizabeth, we meet again. (England & Elizabeth I) ibid. Ludvig
30,773. Madam, life without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless. (England & Elizabeth I & Life’s Like That) ibid. Blackadder to Elizabeth
30,774. Percy, the return of Sir Walter – ‘Ooh what a big ship I’ve got’ – Raleigh is a matter of supreme indifference to me. (England & Elizabeth I) Blackadder II: Potato, Blackadder
30,775. To you it’s a potato; to me it’s a potato. But to Sir Walter bloody Raleigh it’s a country estate, five carriages and as many girls as his tongue can cope with. He’s making a fortune out of the things: people are smoking them, building houses out of them, they’ll be eating them next. (England & Elizabeth I) ibid. Blackadder
30,776. So where’s this barnacle-bottomed haddock-flavoured bilge rat Sir rather a wally Raleigh then? (England & Elizabeth I & Insult) ibid. Blackadder to Elizabeth, with Melchett and Nursie
30,777. You see, Baldrick, when I was a baby I was savaged by a turbot. (England & Elizabeth I & Fish) ibid. Percy to Baldrick
30,778. Is Captain Rum joining us for this bring a sample party? (England & Elizabeth I) ibid. Blackadder to Percy, with Baldrick
30,779. I am the baby-eating Bishop of Bath & Wells! (England & Elizabeth I & Bishop) Blackadder II: Money, Bishop to Blackadder
30,780. Our motto is repayment or revenge ... I will have my money by evensong tonight or your bottom will wish it had never been born. (England & Elizabeth I & Lend & Loan) ibid.
30,781. I consider myself one of England’s finest liars. (England & Elizabeth I & Lie) ibid. Blackadder to Percy, with Baldrick
30,782. My father blew it all on wine, women and amateur dramatics. (England & Elizabeth I & Drama) ibid.
30,783. Baldrick, are you suggesting that I become a rent boy? (England & Elizabeth I & Prostitute) ibid. Blackadder
30,784. A chat with you and somehow death loses its sting. (England & Elizabeth I & Talk) ibid. Blackadder to Baldrick
30,785. You think there’s a market for jewellery that looks like snot then? (England & Elizabeth I & Jewellery) ibid. Blackadder to Percy
30,786. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. (England & Elizabeth I & Bishop & Pervert) ibid. Bishop of Bath & Wells to Blackadder, with Baldrick
30,787. You fiend. Never have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity. Have you ever consider a career in the church? (England & Elizabeth I & Bishop & Church of England) ibid.
30,788. We are having two parties here tonight. And they must be kept completely separate. Firstly, a total piss-up involving beer throwing, broken furniture and wall to wall vomiting ... Percy will join me in here for the gourmet turnip evening. (England & Elizabeth I & Party) Blackadder II: Beer, Blackadder to Baldrick & Percy
30,789. Chairs are an invention of Satan. In our house Nathaniel sits on a spike. I sit on Nathaniel. Two spikes would be an extravagance. (England & Elizabeth I & Chair) ibid. Aunt to Blackadder et al
30,790. I’ll say one thing for Catholics – they do have natural rhythm. (England & Elizabeth I & Catholicism) ibid. Percy to Aunt and Nathaniel
136,409. You might think you know everything there is to know about Henry VIII. You’ll know he married six times and had two of his wives executed. But the truth about our most famous king is much more complex and far more compelling. (Henry VIII & England) Henry VIII: Rise of a Tyrant aka Henry VIII: Man, Monarch, Monster, Channel 5 2020
136,410. ‘He jousts, he rides, he sings – what more could you want from this perfect prince?’ (Henry VIII & England) ibid. Lauren Johnson
136,411. Henry VIII is born on 28 June 1491 but he is never meant to be king in the first place. He is the spare heir living in the shadow of his older brother King Arthur. (Henry VIII & England) ibid.
136,412. ‘Henry later in life has this urge to prove himself all the time, to show that he can be a success, even at his most successful, and there’s something that must relate there to his childhood.’ (Henry VIII & England) ibid. Dr John Guy, Cambridge University
136,413. As the second son Henry is ignored by his father, and instead raised by his loving mother in the protective female world of Eltham Palace. (Henry VIII & England) ibid.
136,414. Everything changes for Henry when he becomes next in line for the throne. He is now brought up directly by his controlling father after years of being sidelined. (Henry VIII & England) ibid.
136,415. ‘When Henry VII dies there is essentially a court coup. His death is kept a secret for the best part of two days while in the background they decide how to bring on this new regime with a splash.’ (Henry VIII & England) ibid. John Guy
136,416. Henry issues a ground-breaking piece of legislation: a general pardon. This extraordinary document sees Henry explicitly criticise his father’s reign. (Henry VIII & England) ibid.
136,417. But Henry’s happiness is short-lived. His newborn son dies at just seven weeks old. (Henry VIII & England) ibid.
136,418. To bolster his authority, he enlists the talents of a cardinal who has rapidly risen through the ranks at court. (Henry VIII & England) ibid.
136,419. Henry’s weakness for flattery and manipulation allows Cardinal Wolsey to rise to the highest echelons of court. But in a few short years Henry will turn on his close friend and adviser with a vengeance. (Henry VIII & England) ibid.
136,420. Henry VIII is worrying over the future of the Tudor dynasty. He still doesn’t have a male heir and he’s surrounded by potential rivals to the throne. (Henry VIII & England) ibid.
136,421. But with such a debouched entourage, Henry’s palaces turn into houses of pleasure. (Henry VIII & England) ibid.
136,422. Henry banishes Cardinal Wolsey for his failure to secure a divorce from Catherine of Aragon. Once the King’s most powerful subject, Wolsey is stripped of his post as Lord Chancellor and his property seized. (Henry VIII & England) ibid.
136,428. To unravel a murky world of power, plots and petrifying ambition. (Henry VIII & England) Henry VIII: Bloodlust & the Boleyns, Channel 5 2010
136,429. He is becoming increasingly anxious about the future of his dynasty. He has banished Catherine from court and he is embroiled with an attempt to divorce her and marry his long-term mistress Anne Boleyn. (Henry VIII & England) ibid.
136,430. His old friend Thomas More – Henry locks him in the Tower of London because More refuses to endorse his religious reforms. (Henry VIII & England) ibid.
136,431. A freak accident is about to alter the future of his kingdom and the fate of his second wife. (Henry VIII & England) ibid.
136,432. Beneath the royal clothing is a king who is far more vulnerable than he looks. (Henry VIII & England) ibid.