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When I first started in Vaudeville the only thing that kept me alive was the vegetables the audience threw at me. Bob Hope, cited Comedy Legends s1e5: Bob Hope
Frozen Food Golf Club: Here at the Frozen Food Golf Club we only allow in the most beautiful fresh perfectly formed vegetables. Only the choicest, blondest most Aryan veg are allowed into our vegetable youth movement. The rest are loaded up on to trucks and trains and are experimented on because they are quite frankly inferior: ‘Please, I was just obeying hors d’ouvres.’ Spitting Image s2e10, ITV 1985
Woman: Would you like to order, sir?
Thatcher: Yes, I will have a steak.
Woman: How do you like it?
Thatcher: Oh raw, please.
Woman: And what about the vegetables?
Thatcher: Oh they’ll have the same as me. Spitting Image, Thatcher with cabinet ministers
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. Jim Davis
I do not like broccoli. And I haven’t liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I’m President of the United States and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli. George H W Bush
Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli. Bill Cosby, Fatherhood
The amount of green veg you eat during that critical period around the time of conception can have a significant impact on the rest of your life. Countdown to Life: The Extraordinary Making of You, BBC 2015
It’s been many years since I had such an exemplary vegetable. Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
None of the crops or vegetables we grow are truly natural. Horizon: Jimmy’s GM Food Fight, BBC 2008
I can do some wonderful things with vegetables, Captain. Star Trek: Voyager s1e3: Parallax, Neelix in briefing room