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23,925. To pee or not to pee. That is the question. (Science Fiction & Urine) Red Dwarf VII: Duct Soup s7e4, Lister in bed
72,863. Perhaps one of the only positive pieces of advice that I was ever given was that supplied by an old courtier who observed: Only two rules really count. Never miss an opportunity to relieve yourself; never miss a chance to sit down and rest your feet. (Feet & Toilet & Edward VIII & Urine) Edward VIII
92,444. Urine has no bacteria. No viruses. It’s a sterile solution. You get smelly and wet if you touch urine, but you don’t get sick. Dr Edward Hotchkiss, cited Penn & Teller, Bullshit! Safety Hysteria s2e2
92,445. When he makes water his urine is congealed ice. William Shakespeare, Measure for Measure III ii 119
92,446. Astronauts living on the International Space Station will soon be getting their drinking water from a new system that recycles their urine into drinkable water. Said one Space Station astronaut, ‘It would have been nice to get a heads-up on that before we got here.’ (Urine & Astronaut) Seth Meyers
119,333. Fuck off. Grab your piss jar before it spills. (Gangsters & Urine) Ray Donovan s4e5: Get Even Before Leavin’, Ray to Mickey