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Under the delusional belief that most truck drivers are on meth, several addicts have admitted to searching roadsides for bottles containing a driver’s urine, in hopes of ‘recycling’ what meth might be left behind, and drinking it. American Meth, 2008
The urine sample of Ben Johnson, Canada, Athletics 100 metres, collected on Saturday 24th September 1988, was found to contain the metabolic of a banned substance namely Stanozolol. Olympic doping committee televised announcement
To pee or not to pee. That is the question. Red Dwarf VII: Duct Soup s7e4, Lister in bed, BBC 1997
Perhaps one of the only positive pieces of advice that I was ever given was that supplied by an old courtier who observed – only two rules really count. Never miss an opportunity to relieve yourself, never miss a chance to sit down and rest your feet. Edward VIII
Urine has no bacteria. No viruses. It’s a sterile solution. You get smelly and wet if you touch urine, but you don’t get sick. Edward Hotchkiss, cited Penn & Teller, Bullshit! s2e2: Safety Hysteria, Showtime 2004
When he makes water his urine is congealed ice. William Shakespeare, Measure for Measure III ii 119
Astronauts living on the International Space Station will soon be getting their drinking water from a new system that recycles their urine into drinkable water. Said one Space Station astronaut, ‘It would have been nice to get a heads-up on that before we got here.’ Seth Meyers
Fuck off. Grab your piss jar before it spills. Ray Donovan s4e5: Get Even Before Leavin’, Ray to Mickey, Showtime 2014
I’ve seen Ricky do some pretty fucked-up things in my life but to drink three cups of reindeer piss just cause some nutcase in a suit says, ‘Oh yes it sends you to another planet’ – Ricky is fucked. Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park Europe VI: Helsinki
Drink me harder, my delight.
Swirl to bursting pretty sluice
And piss a posey deeper, dear.
Here into my snow white rain
Rode about my pistol shot.
Hot juice, as if a bumble bee,
Would lick my petal.
Pollinate me, for center stage
The golden crown ... Helen Chadwick, artist
Human waste: In the UK we produce 11 billion litres of it a day. The single biggest volume of human waste we produce is urine: two litres a day each. And its rich in minerals. Horizon: The Secret Science of Sewage, BBC 2021