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★ Tithing & Tithes

Tithing & Tithes: see Religion & God & Bible & New Testament & Old Testament & Tax & Money & Priest & Reformation

George Carlin - Robert G Ingersoll - Genesis 14:18-20 - Genesis 28:22 - Leviticus 27:30 - Deuteronomy 14:22&23&26 - Deuteronomy 26:12 - Malachi 3:8-10 - Hebrews 7:1-12 - Tobit 1:6-8 - Doctrine and Covenants 119:3&4 -    

 

 

1.  But folks I have to tell you in the bullshit department a businessman can’t hold a candle to a clergyman.  Because when it comes to bullshit, bigtime major-league bullshit, you have to stand in awe – in awe – of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims – Religion.  No contest.  Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told.  Think about it.  Religion has actually convinced people, many of them adults, that there’s an invisible man who lives in the sky and watches everything they do, every minute of every day, and has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do.  And if you do any of these ten things he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send You to remain and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever to the end of time.  But he loves you.  He loves you and he needs money.  He always needs money.  He is all-powerful, all perfect, all-knowing and all-wise, somehow he just can’t handle money.  Religion takes in billions of dollars, pays no taxes and somehow they always need a little more.  Now you talk about a good bullshit story – holy shit!  (God & Elohim & Religion & Tithing & Money & Belief & Faith & Hell & Life’s Like That & God's Fascism & Comedy & Bullshit)  George Carlin, Napalm and Silly Putty audio 

 

 

60,890.  In every religion the priest insists on five things.  First, there is a God.  Second, he has made known his will.  Third, he has selected me to explain this message.  Fourth, we will now take up a collection; and Fifth, those who fail to subscribe will certainly be damned.  (Tithing & Religion & Priest)  Robert G Ingersoll

 

 

60,891.  The Church has always been willing to swap off treasures in heaven for cash down.  (Tithing & Religion)  Robert G Ingersoll 

 

 

60,898.  And Melchizedek king of Salem brought forth bread and wine: and he was the priest of the most high God.

 

And he blessed him, and said, Blessed be Abram of the most high God, possessor of heaven and earth:

 

And blessed be the most high God, which hath delivered thine enemies into thy hand.  And he gave him tithes of all.  Genesis 14:18-20

 

 

60,892.  And this stone, which I have set for a pillar, shall be God’s house: and of all that thou shalt give me I will surely give the tenth unto thee.  Genesis 28:22, Jacob’s Ladder

 

 

76,056.  And all the tithe of the land, whether of the seed of the land, or of the fruit of the tree, is the Lord’s: it is holy unto the Lord.  (Holy & Tithe)  Leviticus 27:30

 

 

60,893.  Thou shalt truly tithe all the increase of thy seed, that the field bringeth forth year by year.

 

And thou shalt eat before the Lord thy God, in the place which he shall choose to place his name there, the tithe of thy corn, of thy wine, and of thine oil, and the firstlings of thy herds and of thy flocks; that thou mayest learn to fear the Lord thy God always.

 

And thou shalt bestow that money for whatsoever thy soul lusteth after, for oxen, or for sheep, or for wine, or for strong drink, or for whatsoever thy soul desireth: and thou shalt eat there before the Lord thy God, and thou shalt rejoice, thou, and thine household.  Deuteronomy 14:22&23&26

 

 

60,894.  When thou hast made an end of tithing all the tithes of thine increase the third year, which is the year of tithing, and hast given it unto the Levite, the stranger, the fatherless, and the widow, that they may eat within thy gates, and be filled;  Deuteronomy 26:12

 

 

60,895.  Will a man rob God?  Yet ye have robbed me.  But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee?  In tithes and offerings.

 

Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.

 

Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the Lord of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.  Malachi 3:8-10

 

 

60,142.  For this Melchisedec, king of Salem, priest of the most high God, who met Abraham returning from the slaughter of the kings, and blessed him;

 

To whom also Abraham gave a tenth part of all; first being by interpretation King of righteousness, and after that also King of Salem, which is, King of peace;

 

Without father, without mother, without descent, having neither beginning of days, nor end of life; but made like unto the Son of God; abideth a priest continually.

 

Now consider how great this man was, unto whom even the patriarch Abraham gave the tenth of the spoils.

 

And verily they that are of the sons of Levi, who receive the office of the priesthood, have a commandment to take tithes of the people according to the law, that is, of their brethren, though they come out of the loins of Abraham:

 

But he whose descent is not counted from them received tithes of Abraham, and blessed him that had the promises.

 

And without all contradiction the less is blessed of the better.

 

And here men that die receive tithes; but there he receiveth them, of whom it is witnessed that he liveth.

 

And as I may so say, Levi also, who receiveth tithes, payed tithes in Abraham.   

 

For he was yet in the loins of his father, when Melchisedec met him.  

 

If therefore perfection were by the Levitical priesthood, (for under it the people received the law,) what further need was there that another priest should rise after the order of Melchisedec, and not be called after the order of Aaron?  

 

For the priesthood being changed, there is made of necessity a change also of the law.  (Priest & Tithing)  Hebrews 7:1-12

 

 

60,896.  I would often go by myself to Jerusalem on religious holidays, as the Law commanded for every Israelite for all time.  I would hurry off to Jerusalem and take with me the early produce of my crops, a tenth of my flocks, and the first portion of the wool cut from my sheep.  I would present these things at the altar to the priests, the descendants of Aaron.  I would give the first tenth of my grain, wine, olive oil, pomegranates, figs, and other fruit to the Levites who served in Jerusalem.  For six out of seven years, I also brought the cash equivalent of the second tenth of these crops to Jerusalem where I would spend it every year.  I gave this to orphans and widows, and to Gentiles who had joined Israel.  In the third year, when I brought and gave it to them, we would eat together according to the instruction recorded in Moses’ Law, as Deborah my grandmother had taught me.  Tobit 1:6-8

 

 

60,897.  And this shall be the beginning of the tithing of my people.  And after that, those who have thus been tithed shall pay one-tenth of all their interest annually; and this shall be a standing law unto them forever, for my holy priesthood, saith the Lord.  Doctrine and Covenants 119:3&4