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Egghead Weds Hourglass.  Variety 1956, re marriage of Arthur Miller and Marilyn Monroe

 

 

The craziest minister in all of Las Vegas … ‘My record is sixty weddings in one day.’  Secret World of Las Vegas 24/7 III, Channel 5 2019

 

Over 100,000 weddings a year.  ibid.

 

 

For a couple that love one another they should have a right to a Church wedding ... I am a Catholic.  My wife is a Protestant ... She had a pair of legs to die for ... A mixed marriage in a Catholic Church – you had to sign a form to say that your children would be brought up in the Catholic faith ... I am very angry I didnt have a Church wedding.  Martin McCrossan tv.thought online

 

 

What if they have to share the spotlight with 2,000 other brides? ... They get married at one of the biggest and strangest weddings ever seen.  They are members of a movement known to outsiders as the Moonies, and are travelling thousands of miles to the Groups homeland in South Korea ... The movement thats been branded a sinister cult.  Theyve been given strict preparation for their big day.  Married to the Moonies, Channel 4 2012

 

Match them to complete strangers just days before a mass wedding.  Moon is now too old to do all the matching.  ibid.

 

 

It’s a goddamn massacre, Pop.  He wiped out the whole wedding party execution style.  Nine dead bodies.  Kill Bill volume I 2003 starring Uma Therman & David Carradine & Lucy Liu & Michael Madsen & Daryl Hannah & Sonny Chiba & Vivica A Fox & Gordon Liu & Julie Dreyfus et al, director Quentin Tarantino, rozzer

 

 

Bride: You want to come to the wedding?  Kill Bill volume II 2004 starring Uma Thurman & David Carradine & Lucy Lui & Daryl Hannah & Gordon Lui & Michael Madsen & Vivica A Fox et al, director Quentin Tarantino 

 

Groom: We thought why pay so much money for a dress you’re only going to wear once?  Especially when Arleen looks so god-damned beautiful in it.  So we’re going to get as much mileage as we can out of it.  ibid.

 

 

Look: $20 weddings.  What a way to get married.  They Live By Night 1949 starring Farley Granger & Cathy O’Donnell & Howard Da Silver & Jay C Flippen & Will Wright & William Phipps & Ian Wolfe & Harry Harvey & Marie Bryant & Will Lee et al, director Nicholas Ray, him to her 

 

 

Data, I’ve decided not to go through with it.  Star Trek: The Next Generation s4e11: Data’s Day, Keiko

 

 

I am not going to be naked at my wedding.  Star Trek: Deep Space Nine s5e26: A Call to Arms ***** Leeta

 

Well, that was the most pathetic excuse for a wedding ceremony I’ve ever seen.  No bridal auction, no latinum dances, and the bride – the bride was severely overdressed ... I give it two months.  ibid.  Quark

 

 

When I got married, the The Sun ran the headline: ‘Here comes the bride, all fat and wide’.  Luckily, it was a few days after the wedding – but it was still hideous to read at a great romantic moment.  Jo Brand

 

 

If you deny me my wedding night, I will be with you on yours.  Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein 1994 starring Robert deNiro & Kenneth Branagh & Helena Bonham Carter & Ian Holm & Rory Jennings & Tom Hulce & John Cleese & Aidan Quinn & Richard Briers & Robert Hardy & Christina Cutall & Celia Imrie & Cherie Lunghi & Charles Wyn-Davies & Richard Bonneville et al, director Kenneth Branagh  

 

 

A big wedding event from eight hundred to a thousand people ...  Hotel India III, food & beverage manager, BBC 2015

 

 

Father of the Groom: Now lets not bicker and argue about who killed who – this is supposed to be a happy occasion.  Monty Python and the Holy Grail 1975 starring Graham Chapman & John Cleese & Terry Gilliam & Eric Idle & Terry Jones & Michael Palin & Neil Innes & Carol Cleveland & Connie Booth & John Young & Rita Davies et al, directors Terry Gilliam & Terry Jones

 

 

O God, and the wedding!  All her family and her fiends

and only a handful of mine all scroungy and bearded

just wait to get at the drinks and food.  Gregory Corso, Marriage, 1960

 

 

John proposed to me seven times.  Seven!  A lesser man would probably have given up by around the fourth but not my John.  Not my little Johnnie.  He kept just banging away.  Wearing me down until finally to save him any more humiliation I said yes ... To date I have had thirty-nine.  All men.  Thirty nine sexual liaisons in fifteen active years.  I just wish I remembered what number John was.  The Catherine Tate Show series II, Catherine as drunken bride at reception, BBC 2005

 

They all did have one big thing in common.  And it’s not what you’re thinking because I’m including John in this ... Still, a shag’s a shag I thought.  You’ve got to take it where you can get it when you look like Mick Hucknell.  ibid.

 

I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that John is gay.  Something that both he and his family are very quick to deny.  ibid.

 

 

Do you promise not to disrespect her family, or call her dad a lard-ass, or her mum an Asbo?  The Catherine Tate Show, Lauren’s wedding

 

 

A fifth of town hall weddings are ‘bogus’.  Sky News and newspapers 16th October 2013

 

 

Oh!  How many torments lie in the small circle of a wedding ring!  Colley Cibber, 1671-1757, The Double Gallant

 

 

Every woman wants the wedding of her dreams.  Every bride wants the perfect day.  What happens when your dream is on prison lockdown?  Every year over two million couples tie the knot across the United States.  Married Behind Bars, Channel 4 2015

 

The service will last roughly five minutes ... They will not be allowed to touch.  The whole ceremony will be behind bullet proof glass.  ibid.

 

 

8Whatever happens it won’t be a flashy wedding.  Nah, yeah, just be a registry office to save money.  And then what well probably do is move in with me mum for a few months.  Yeah, let Dawn get a few kiddies under her belt which will be nice ’cause then me mum can look after them.  The Office UK: The Quiz s1e3, Lee, BBC 2001

 

 

Andy: What’s that smell?

 

Dwight: You’re going to need to be more specific.

 

Angela: It’s manure.  Dwight, you need to get the manure out of here.

 

Dwight: Manure covers up the smell of the slaughterhouse.

 

Angela: You’re going to slaughter animals on our wedding day?

 

Dwight: You want to eat, don’t you?  The Office US s5e10: The Surplus, NBC 2008

 

 

Andy put down a bunch of deposits on stuff for his wedding with Angela.  But she was sleeping with Dwight for several years.  The Office US s5e24: Heavy Competition, Jim & Pam

 

 

I got them a set of turtle-boiling pots, a shell hammer and bibs.  The Office US s6e5: Niagara II

 

 

Go out into the highways and hedges, and compel them to come in.  Luke 14:23

 

 

I was married by a judge.  I should have asked for a jury.  Groucho Marx

 

 

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.  Lord Byron

 

 

I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.  Lord Byron

 

 

The Wedding March has a bit of a death march in it.  Brian May

 

 

And we’ve got a toaster and everything.  So there is no reason for the wedding.  Karl Pilkington

 

 

Like most girls, her imagination carried her just as far as the altar and no further.  Margaret Mitchell, Gone with the Wind  

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