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13,120. For a couple that love one another they should have a right to a Church wedding ... I am a Catholic. My wife is a Protestant ... She had a pair of legs to die for ... A mixed marriage in a Catholic Church – you had to sign a form to say that your children would be brought up in the Catholic faith ... I am very angry I didn’t have a Church wedding. (Catholicism & Wedding) Martin McCrossan tv.thought.com
13,674. What if they have to share the spotlight with 2,000 other brides ... They get married at one of the biggest and strangest weddings ever seen. They are members of a movement known to outsiders as the Moonies, and are travelling thousands of miles to the Group’s homeland in South Korea ... The movement that’s been branded a sinister cult. They’ve been given strict preparation for their big day. (Cult & Wedding) Married to the Moonies, Channel 4 2012
13,677. Match them to complete strangers just days before a mass wedding. Moon is now too old to do all the matching. (Cult & Wedding) ibid.
20,968. It’s a goddamn massacre, Pop. He wiped out the whole wedding party execution style. Nine dead bodies. (GBH Films & Wedding & Martial Arts) Kill Bill volume I 2003 starring Uma Therman & David Carradine & Lucy Liu & Michael Madsen & Daryl Hannah & Sonny Chiba & Vivica A Fox & Gordon Liu & Julie Dreyfus et al, director Quentin Tarantino, rozzer
20,975. Bride: You want to come to the wedding? (GBH Films & Wedding & Martial Arts) Kill Bill volume II 2004 starring Uma Thurman & David Carradine & Lucy Lui & Daryl Hannah & Gordon Lui & Michael Madsen & Vivica A Fox et al, director Quentin Tarantino
20,976. Groom: We thought why pay so much money for a dress you’re only going to wear once? Especially when Arleen looks so god-damned beautiful in it. So we’re going to get as much mileage as we can out of it. (GBH Films & Wedding & Martial Arts) ibid.
22,587. Look: $20 weddings. What a way to get married. (GBH Films & Film Noir & Wedding) They Live By Night 1949 starring Farley Granger & Cathy O’Donnell & Howard Da Silver & Jay C Flippen & Will Wright & William Phipps & Ian Wolfe & Harry Harvey & Marie Bryant & Will Lee et al, director Nicholas Ray, him to her
24,365. Data, I’ve decided not to go through with it. (Star Trek & Wedding) Star Trek: The Next Generation: Data’s Day s4e11, Keiko
24,898. I am not going to be naked at my wedding. (Star Trek & Wedding) Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: A Call to Arms s5e26 ***** Leeta
24,901. Well, that was the most pathetic excuse for a wedding ceremony I’ve ever seen. No bridal auction, no latinum dances, and the bride – the bride was severely overdressed ... I give it two months. (Star Trek & Wedding) ibid. Quark
65,685. When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: ‘Here comes the bride, all fat and wide’. Luckily, it was a few days after the wedding – but it was still hideous to read at a great romantic moment. (Bride & Wedding) Jo Brand
73,613. If you deny me my wedding night, I will be with you on yours. (Frankenstein & Horror & Monster & Wedding) Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein 1994 starring Robert deNiro & Kenneth Branagh & Helena Bonham Carter & Ian Holm & Rory Jennings & Tom Hulce & John Cleese & Aidan Quinn & Richard Briers & Robert Hardy & Christina Cutall & Celia Imrie & Cherie Lunghi & Charles Wyn-Davies & Richard Bonneville et al, director Kenneth Branagh
79,000. A big wedding event from eight hundred to a thousand people ... (Hotel & Wedding) Hotel India III, BBC 2015, food & beverage manager
93,122. Father of the Groom: Now now let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who – this is supposed to be a happy occasion. Monty Python and the Holy Grail 1975 starring Graham Chapman & John Cleese & Terry Gilliam & Eric Idle & Terry Jones & Michael Palin & Neil Innes & Carol Cleveland & Connie Booth & John Young & Rita Davies et al, directors Terry Gilliam & Terry Jones
93,123. O God, and the wedding! All her family and her fiends
and only a handful of mine all scroungy and bearded
just wait to get at the drinks and food. Gregory Corso, Marriage 1960
93,124. John proposed to me seven times. Seven! A lesser man would probably have given up by around the fourth but not my John. Not my little Johnnie. He kept just banging away. Wearing me down until finally to save him any more humiliation I said yes ... To date I have had thirty-nine. All men. Thirty nine sexual liaisons in fifteen active years. I just wish I remembered what number John was. The Catherine Tate Show series 2, Catherine as bride drunk at reception
93,125. They all did have one big thing in common. And it’s not what you’re thinking because I’m including John in this ... Still, a shag’s a shag I thought. You’ve got to take it where you can get it when you look like Mick Hucknell. ibid.
93,126. I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that John is gay. Something that both he and his family are very quick to deny. ibid.
93,127. Do you promise not to disrespect her family, or call her dad a lard-ass, or her mum an Asbo? The Catherine Tate Show, Lauren’s wedding
93,128. A fifth of town hall weddings are ‘bogus’. Sky News and newspapers 16th October 2013
80,283. Oh! How many torments lie in the small circle of a wedding ring! (Marriage & Wedding) Colley Cibber 1671-1757, The Double Gallant
80,333. Every woman wants the wedding of her dream. Every bridge wants the perfect day. What happens when your dream is on prison lockdown? Every year over two million couples tie the knot across the United States. (Marriage & Wedding & Prison) Married Behind Bars, Channel 4 2015
80,334. The service will last roughly five minutes ... They will not be allowed to touch. The whole ceremony will be behind bullet proof glass. (Marriage & Wedding & Prison) ibid.
83,597. Whatever happens it won’t be a flashy wedding. Nah, yeah, just be a registry office to save money. And then what we'll probably do is move in with me mum for a few months. Yeah, let Dawn get a few kiddies under her belt which will be nice ’cause then me mum can look after them. (Office & Wedding & Marriage) The Office: The Quiz s1e3, Lee
102,902. This may be Phyllis’s only wedding ever. (Office & Wedding) The Office US s3e14, Michael
83,689. Andy: What’s that smell?
Dwight: Youre going to need to be more specific.
Angela: It’s manure. Dwight. You need to get the manure out of here.
Dwight: Manure covers up the smell of the slaughterhouse.
Angela: You’re going to slaughter animals on our wedding day?
Dwight: You want to eat, don’t you? (Office & Wedding) The Office US: The Surplus s5e10, Toby
83,734. Andy put down a bunch of deposits on stuff for his wedding with Angela. But she was sleeping with Dwight for several years. (Office & Wedding) The Office US: Heavy Competition s5e24, Jim & Pam
83,762. I got them a set of turtle-boiling pots, a shell hammer and bibs. (Office & Wedding) The Office US: Niagara II s6e5