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94,300. Fuck that. It feels good to stretch. That’s all. Penn & Teller, Bullshit! Profanity s2e6
94,301. These people are stretching their muscles. Nothing wrong with that. Stretching your muscles is a cheap healthy relaxing thing to do. Too cheap in fact. The new age entrepreneurs want you to pay more than for an exercise class. Penn & Teller, Bullshit! New Age Bullshit s2e7
94,302. Studies have shown that any stretching over thirty seconds does squat. ibid.
94,303. Incidentally, sir, while we’re on the topic of yoga – may I just say that an hour of deep breathing, yoga, and meditation in the morning constitutes the perfect start to the entrepreneur’s day. How I would handle the stresses of this fucking business without yoga, I have no idea. Make yoga a must in all Chinese schools – that’s my suggestion. Aravind Adiga, The White Tiger p292
94,304. I think there should be holy war against yoga classes. Werner Herzog
94,305. Yoga is the most boring exercise. It’s for people who are too lazy to get on the elliptical. Bikram, where they heat up the room to mimic India’s climate, is especially stupid. People in India are not skinny because they’re doing yoga in 105-degree rooms; they’re skinny because there’s no food. Noureen DeWulf