Pope Alexander VI - George Appel - Max Baer - Tallulah Bankhead - J M Barrie - Humphrey Bogart - Lord Byron - Anton Chekhov - Winston Churchill - Kurt Cobain - Lou Costello - Noel Coward - Joan Crawford - Charles Darwin - Norman Douglas - Isadora Duncan - Elizabeth I - George Engel - Douglas Fairbanks - Richard Feynman - Errol Flynn - Henry Ford - James French - John Wayne Gacy - Che Guevara - Mata Hari - Ernest Hemingway - Bill Hicks - Christopher Hitchens - Aldous Huxley - George G Ingersoll - James Duke of Monmouth - Tom Ketchum - Philip Larkin - Karl Marx - John le Mesurier - Spike Milligan - Thomas More - Vic Morrow - Richard Nixon - Lawrence Oates - Thomas Paine - Ethel Rosenberg - Edward H Ruloff - John Sedgwick - Tupac Shakur - Art Scholl - Socrates - Hunter S Thompson - Voltaire - Oscar Wilde - Malcolm X - Game of Thrones TV - Sonny Black
78,524. Wait a minute. Pope Alexander VI
78,546. Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel. (Last Words & Execution) George Appel, executed by electric chair 1928
78,525. My God, here I go! Max Baer
78,526. Codeine, Bourbon ... Tallulah Bankhead
78,527. I can’t sleep. J M Barrie
43,532. I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. (Whisky & Last Words) Humphrey Bogart
78,547. Now I shall go to sleep. Goodnight. Lord Byron
78,528. I haven’t had champagne in a long while. (Last Words & Champagne) Anton Chekhov
65,559. I’m bored with it all. (Boredom & Churchill & Last Words) Winston Churchill
78,516. I don’t have the passion anymore, and so remember, it’s better to burn out than to fade away. Peace, Love, Empathy. (Last Words & Cobain & Suicide) Kurt Cobain suicide note referencing Neil Young song
78,530. That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted. Lou Costello
78,529. Good night, my darlings. I’ll see you tomorrow. Noel Coward
72,455. Damn it ... Don’t you dare ask God to help me. Joan Crawford, to housekeeper praying aloud
78,548. That was a great game of golf, fellas. (Last Words & Golf) Bing Crosby
78,549. I am not the least afraid to die. (Last Words & Darwin) Charles Darwin
72,454. Get these fucking nuns away from me. (Last Words & Nun) Norman Douglas
78,531. All my possessions for a moment in time. (Last Words & Elizabeth I & Possessions) Elizabeth I
78,555. Hurrah for anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life. (Last Words & Anarchy) George Engel, anarchist & union activist before gallows
78,523. I’ve never felt better. Douglas Fairbanks senior
78,532. I’d hate to die twice – it’s so boring. Richard Feynman
78,533. I’ve had a hell of a lot of fun and I’ve enjoyed every minute of it. (Last Words & Fun) Errol Flynn
78,522. I’ll sleep well tonight. Henry Ford
78,550. Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries!’ (Last Words & Execution) James French, convicted murderer to press
78,539. Kiss my ass! You’ll never find the rest! (Last Words & Murder: Gacy) John Wayne Gacy
78,545. Shoot me, you coward! You are only going to kill a man. (Shoot & Assassination & Last Words) Che Guevara
78,556. Everything is an illusion. (Last Words & Illusion) Mata Hari before firing squad, to visitor
78,534. Goodnight, my kitten. Ernest Hemingway
78,535. I’ve said all that I’ve had to say. (Last Words & Say) Bill Hicks
78,520. LSD, 100 micrograms IM. (Last Words & LSD) Aldous Huxley, note to wife
78,536. Capitalism. Downfall. (Last Words & Capitalism) Christopher Hitchens
78,521. I am better now. George G Ingersoll
71,763. Do not hack me as you did my Lord Russell. (Execution & Last Words) James Duke of Monmouth 1649-85 to executioner
78,557. I’ll be in Hell before you start breakfast! Let her rip! (Last Words & Hell & Execution) Tom ‘Black Jack’ Ketchum, bank robber before gallows
78,537. I am going to the inevitable. Philip Larkin
78,519. Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough. Karl Marx, to housekeeper
78,540. It’s all been rather lovely. (Last Words & Comedy) John le Mesurier
43,233. John le Mesurier wishes it to be known that he conked out on November 15th. He sadly misses family and friends. (Comedy & Last Words) John le Mesurier self-penned death notice The Times 16 November 1983
78,558. Come on out. Spike Milligan
71,764. Pluck up thy spirits, man, and be not afraid to do thine office; my neck is very short; take heed therefore thou strike not awry, for saving of thine honesty. (Execution & Last Words) Thomas More to executioner
78,541. I should have asked for a stunt double! Vic Morrow
78,538. Help. (Last Words & Help & Nixon) Richard Nixon
78,559. I am just going outside. I may be some time. Captain Lawrence Oates
78,542. Let me have none of your popish stuff. Get away with you. Good morning. Thomas Paine
78,560. We are the first victims of American fascism! (Last Words & Spy & Execution & Fascism) Ethel Rosenberg, spy facing execution 1953
78,543. I’d like to be in hell in time for dinner. (Last Words & Hell) Edward H Ruloff, convicted serial killer
78,561. They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance! John Sedgwick, reported last words Civil War but probably said earlier
78,563. No more games. No more bombs. No more walking. No more fun. No more swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No fun – for anybody. 67. You are getting greedy. Act your old age. Relax – This won’t hurt. (Last Words & Suicide & Old Age) Hunter S Thompson, suicide note
78,518. Fuck you. Tupac Shakur to rozzer
78,544. I have a problem – I have a real problem. (Last Words & Problem & Aircraft) Art Scholl, plane enters spin and crashes
78,565. Crito, we ought to offer a cock to Asclepius. See to it, and don’t forget. Socrates, cited Plato
72,453. Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies. Voltaire, when asked by priest to renounce Satan
78,517. My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go. Oscar Wilde’s alleged last words frequently cited as, This Wallpaper is killing me! possibly said weeks before death
78,564. Brothers! Brothers, please! This is a house of peace! Malcolm X, other alternative 'Now now, brothers, break it up, be cool, calm down'
79,976. I dreamt that I was old. (Fantasy & Last Words) Game of Thrones: The Gift s5e7, old blind geezer’s last words
19,253. Do it right this time. (Gangs US: New York & New York & Mafia: US & Murder & Last Words) Sonny Black, final words while being shot