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78,524. Wait a minute. Pope Alexander VI
78,546. Well, gentlemen, you about to see a baked Appel. (Last Words & Execution) George Appel, executed by electric chair 1928
78,525. My God, here I go! Max Baer
78,526. Codeine, Bourbon ... Tallulah Bankhead
78,527. I can’t sleep. J M Barrie
43,532. I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. (Whisky & Last Words) Humphrey Bogart’s reported last words
78,547. Now I shall go to sleep. Goodnight. Lord Byron
78,528. I haven’t had champagne in a long while. (Last Words & Champagne) Anton Chekhov
65,559. I’m bored with it all. (Boredom & Churchill & Famous Last Words) Winston Churchill, reported last words
78,516. I don’t have the passion anymore, and so remember, it’s better to burn out than to fade away. Peace, Love, Empathy. (Last Words & Cobain & Suicide) Kurt Cobain suicide note referencing Neil Young song
78,530. That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted. Lou Costello
78,529. Good night, my darlings. I’ll see you tommorow. Noel Coward
72,455. Damn it ... Don’t you dare ask God to help me. Joan Crawford, to housekeeper praying aloud
78,548. That was a great game of golf, fellers. (Last Words & Golf) Bing Crosby
78,549. I am not the least afraid to die. (Last Words & Darwin) Charles Darwin
72,454. Get these fucking nuns away from me. (Last Words & Nun) Norman Douglas
78,531. All my possessions for a moment in time. (Last Words & Elizabeth I & Possession) Elizabeth I
78,555. Hurrah for anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life. (Last Words & Anarchy) George Engel, anarchist and union activist before gallows
78,523. I’ve never felt better. Douglas Fairbanks senior
78,532. I’d hate to die twice – it’s so boring. Richard Feynman
78,533. I’ve had a hell of a lot of fun and I’ve enjoyed every minute of it. (Last Words & Fun) Errol Flynn
78,522. I’ll sleep well tonight. Henry Ford
78,550. Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries!’ (Last Words & Execution) James French, convicted murderer to press
78,539. Kiss my ass! You’ll never find the rest! (Last Words & Murder: Gacy) John Wayne Gacy
78,545. Shoot me, you coward! You are only going to kill a man. (Shoot & Assassination & Last Words) Che Guevara
78,556. Everything is an illusion. (Last Words & Illusion) Mata Hari, to visitor before firing squad
78,534. Goodnight, my kitten. Ernest Hemingway
78,535. I’ve said all that I’ve had to say. (Last Words & Say) Bill Hicks
78,520. LSD, 100 micrograms IM. (Last Words & LSD) Aldous Huxley, note to wife
78,536. Capitalism. Downfall. (Last Words & Capitalism) Christopher Hitchens
78,521. I am better now. George G Ingersoll
71,763. Do not hack me as you did my Lord Russell. (Execution & Last Words) James Duke of Monmouth 1649-85, to executioner
78,557. I’ll be in Hell before you start breakfast! Let her rip! (Last Words & Hell & Execution) Tom ‘Black Jack’ Ketchum, bank robber before gallows
78,537. I am going to the inevitable. Philip Larkin
78,519. Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough. Karl Marx, to housekeeper
78,540. It’s all been rather lovely. (Last Words & Comedy) John le Mesurier
43,233. John le Mesurier wishes it to be known that he conked out on November 15th. He sadly misses family and friends. (Comedy & Last Words) John le Mesurier, self-penned death notice The Times 16 November 1983
78,558. Come on out. Spike Milligan
71,764. Pluck up thy spirits, man, and be not afraid to do thine office; my neck is very short; take heed therefore thou strike not awry, for saving of thine honesty. (Execution & Last Words) Thomas More, to executioner
78,541. I should have asked for a stunt double! Vic Morrow
78,538. Help. (Last Words & Help & Nixon) Richard Nixon
78,559. I am just going outside. I may be some time. Captain Lawrence Oates
78,542. Let me have none of your popish stuff. Get away with you. Good morning. Thomas Paine