Christopher Hitchens - The Sopranos TV - Barfly 1987 - J Edgar Hoover - Mary Whitehouse - The Trial of Gillian Taylforth TV - Game of Thrones TV - George Carlin - Monty Python 1975 - Sleeper 1973 & Woody Allen - Barbara Bush - Mormon Declaration - Harold B Lee -
109,142. Well you know why atheists are to be pitied, don’t you? They’ve no-one to speak to when receiving a blow-job. (Atheism & Oral Sex) Christopher Hitchens
18,816. When you kiss me down there, you’re like a great artist. (Gangs US: New Jersey & Mafia & Mafia: US & Oral Sex) The Sopranos s1e9: Boca, Bobbi to Uncle Junior
18,817. It’s a sign of weakness … I don’t make the rules. (Gangs US: New Jersey & Mafia & Mafia: US & Oral Sex) ibid. Uncle Junior of oral sex
18,818. Bobbi: My lips are sealed.
Uncle Junior: Not too sealed, right? (Gangs US: New Jersey & Mafia & Mafia: US & Oral Sex) ibid.
18,819. I always have to ask him for oral sex … You’re lucky, that’s all. (Gangs US: New Jersey & Mafia & Mafia: US & Oral Sex) ibid. Bobbi at hairdresser’s
18,820. I don’t go down enough. (Gangs US: New Jersey & Mafia & Mafia: US & Oral Sex) ibid. Uncle Junior
18,821. Your uncle has acquired a taste for her. (Gangs US: New Jersey & Mafia & Mafia:US & Oral Sex) ibid. Carmela
18,823. What’s that smell? Did you guys go to a Sushi bar? (Gangs US: New Jersey & Oral Sex & Mafia & Mafia: US & Smell) ibid. Tony at golf to Junior et al
18,824. [Tony sings] South of the border where the tuna fish play. (Gangs US: New Jersey & Oral Sex & Mafia & Mafia: US) ibid.
18,833. Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this. (Gangs US: New Jersey & Mafia & Mafia: US & Oral Sex & Psychiatry) The Sopranos s1e13: I Dream of Jeannie Cusamano, Tony to Carmela
18,997. Woman: I’m sorry. I’ll pay you OK. I’ll do anything you want. I’ll suck your cock OK. All of you guys.
Phil: Suck our cocks? Is she any good? (Gangs US: New Jersey & Oral Sex & Mafia & Mafia: US) The Sopranos: Where's Johnny? s5e3 starring James Gandolfini & Lorriane Bracco & Edie Falco & Michael Imperioli & Dominic Chianese & Steven van Zandt & Tony Sirico & Robert Iler et al
20,418. No-one in this neighbourhood can swallow paste like I can. (GBH Films & Oral Sex) Barfly 1987 starring Mickey Rourke & Faye Dunaway & Alice Krige & J C Quinn & Frank Stallone & Jack Nance & Sandy Martin et al, director Barbet Schroeder, old bird in bar
34,833. I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce. (FBI & Hoover & Oral Sex) J Edgar Hoover
44,650. If they didn’t show it on the screen, most people wouldn't know about oral sex. (Television & Oral Sex) Mary Whitehouse
9,552. Gillian Taylforth ... also had a dodgy boyfriend – Geoff Knights, a violent gangsters with a string of criminal convictions. And her world fell apart when the biggest tabloid of the country ran a front-page story claiming the police had caught the pair performing an act of gross indecency. She decided to sue for libel. (Trial & Oral Sex) The Trial of Gillian Taylforth, Channel 5 2014
9,622. Eventually, they found in favour of The Sun. (Trial & Oral Sex) ibid.
72,521. He wasn’t good to me the way you are good to me. He didn’t do that thing you do with your tongue. (Fantasy & Oral Sex) Game of Thrones: The Climb s3e6, bird to Jon Snow
84,267. You can’t argue with a good blowjob. George Carlin, Napalm and Silly Putty
84,268. Castle bird: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer. (Oral Sex & Castle) Monty Python & The Holy Grail 1975 starring Graham Chapman & John Cleese & Terry Gilliam & Eric Idle & Terry Jones & Michael Palin & Neil Innes & Connie Booth & Carol Cleveland & John Young et al, directors Terry Gilliam & Terry Jones
84,269. Diane Keaton: I’ve got a Phd in oral sex. Sleeper 1973 starring Woody Allen & Diane Keaton & John Beck & Marya Small & Susan Miller & Mary Gregory & Don Keefer & Peter Hobbs & John McLiam & Bartlett Robinson & Chris Forbes & Brian Avery et al, director Woody Allen
84,270. Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. (Oral Sex & Clinton) Barbara Bush
37,936. The First Presidency has interpreted oral sex as constituting an unnatural, impure, or unholy practice. If a person is engaged in a practice which troubles him enough to ask about it, he should discontinue it. (Mormons & Oral Sex) Official Declaration of the First Presidency of the Church 5th January 1982
38,284. I was shocked to have you raise the question about oral lovemaking in the genital area among married couples. Heaven forbid any such degrading activities which would be abhorrent in the sight of the Lord. For any Latter-day Saint ... to engage in any kind of perversions of this sacred God-given gift of procreation would be sure to bring down the condemnation of the Lord whom we would offend were we to engage in any such practice. (Mormons & Oral Sex) Harold B Lee letter 17th May 1973 (prepared by secretary)