Joan Rivers TV - Lethal Weapon 1987 - Bill Hicks - Christopher Hitchens - The Sopranos TV - Barfly 1987 - J Edgar Hoover - Mary Whitehouse - The Trial of Gillian Taylforth TV - Game of Thrones TV - George Carlin - Monty Python 1975 - Sleeper 1973 & Woody Allen - Barbara Bush - Mormon Declaration - Harold B Lee - What We Do in the Shadows TV -
Don’t swallow sperm. 148 a swallow – New York Times. Or if you go on Weight Watchers – two points. Joan Rivers, Don’t Start with Me, Netflix 2012
All dressed up and no-one to blow. Lethal Weapon 1987 starring Mel Gibson & Danny Glover & Gary Busey & Mitchell Ryan & Tom Atkins & Darlene Love & Traci Wolfe & Jackie Swanson & Ebonie Smith et al, director Richard Donner, Glover to prostitute
What wouldn’t I not give to have a bush in my mouth right now. My God – the smell – that stinking little pink-fish … let it drip like honey … It is what it is. Bill Hicks, Sane
Well you know why atheists are to be pitied, don’t you? They’ve no-one to speak to when receiving a blow-job. Christopher Hitchens
When you kiss me down there, you’re like a great artist. The Sopranos s1e9: Boca, Bobbi to Uncle Junior, HBO 1999
It’s a sign of weakness … I don’t make the rules. ibid. Uncle Junior
Bobbi: My lips are sealed.
Uncle Junior: Not too sealed, right? ibid.
I always have to ask him for oral sex … You’re lucky, that’s all. ibid. Bobbi at hairdresser’s
I don’t go down enough. ibid. Uncle Junior
Your uncle has acquired a taste for her. ibid. Carmela
What’s that smell? Did you guys go to a Sushi bar? ibid. Tony at golf to Junior et al
[Tony sings] South of the border where the tuna fish play. ibid.
Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this. The Sopranos s1e13: I Dream of Jeannie Cusamano, Tony to Carmela
Woman: I’m sorry. I’ll pay you OK. I’ll do anything you want. I’ll suck your cock OK. All of you guys.
Phil: Suck our cocks? Is she any good? The Sopranos s5e3: Where's Johnny? starring James Gandolfini & Lorriane Bracco & Edie Falco & Michael Imperioli & Dominic Chianese & Steven van Zandt & Tony Sirico & Robert Iler et al
No-one in this neighbourhood can swallow paste like I can. Barfly 1987 starring Mickey Rourke & Faye Dunaway & Alice Krige & J C Quinn & Frank Stallone & Jack Nance & Sandy Martin et al, director Barbet Schroeder, old bird in bar
I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce. J Edgar Hoover
If they didn’t show it on the screen, most people wouldn't know about oral sex. Mary Whitehouse
Gillian Taylforth ... also had a dodgy boyfriend – Geoff Knights, a violent gangster with a string of criminal convictions. And her world fell apart when the biggest tabloid of the country ran a front-page story claiming the police had caught the pair performing an act of gross indecency. She decided to sue for libel. The Trial of Gillian Taylforth, Channel 5 2014
Eventually, they found in favour of The Sun. ibid.
He wasn’t good to me the way you are good to me. He didn’t do that thing you do with your tongue. Game of Thrones s3e6: The Climb, bird to Jon Snow, HBO 2013
You can’t argue with a good blowjob. George Carlin, Napalm and Silly Putty
Castle bird: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer. Monty Python & The Holy Grail 1975 starring Graham Chapman & John Cleese & Terry Gilliam & Eric Idle & Terry Jones & Michael Palin & Neil Innes & Connie Booth & Carol Cleveland & John Young et al, directors Terry Gilliam & Terry Jones
Diane Keaton: I’ve got a Phd in oral sex. Sleeper 1973 starring Woody Allen & Diane Keaton & John Beck & Marya Small & Susan Miller & Mary Gregory & Don Keefer & Peter Hobbs & John McLiam & Bartlett Robinson & Chris Forbes & Brian Avery et al, director Woody Allen
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. Barbara Bush, attributed, source needed
The First Presidency has interpreted oral sex as constituting an unnatural, impure, or unholy practice. If a person is engaged in a practice which troubles him enough to ask about it, he should discontinue it. Official Declaration of the First Presidency of the Church 5th January 1982
I was shocked to have you raise the question about oral lovemaking in the genital area among married couples. Heaven forbid any such degrading activities which would be abhorrent in the sight of the Lord. For any Latter-day Saint ... to engage in any kind of perversions of this sacred God-given gift of procreation would be sure to bring down the condemnation of the Lord whom we would offend were we to engage in any such practice. Harold B Lee, Mormon prophet, letter 17th May 1973 (prepared by secretary)
We were just dancing between rounds of cunnilingus. What We Do in the Shadows s3e3: Gail, Nandor in hotel room