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[Editor: Let me be at liberty to thank the many people what responded to my push for new members for the Cottagers Association.  You know, cottaging has had a bad press of late.  But we campaign on many important issues.  Softer paper.  Fresh flowers.  Piped Liberace.  Condom machines.  New lifetime-president George Michael will warmly shake your member to welcome you into the fold.


So don’t be shy, give cottaging a try.  Thank you.]