[Editor: Let me be at liberty to thank the many people what responded to my push for new members for the Cottagers Association. You know, cottaging has had a bad press of late. But we campaign on many important issues. Softer paper. Fresh flowers. Piped Liberace. Condom machines. New lifetime-president George Michael will warmly shake your member to welcome you into the fold.
So don’t be shy, give cottaging a try. Thank you.]