Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney
Liquor and whores. Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park Europe VIII: Amsterdam II, Bubbles & the Shit Rockers
Complete and pass NASA astronaut training … It’s my dream to go to NASA, Ricky ... They’re probably going, Holy Fuck! Where did this guy come from? Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park USA I: Orlando 1, Bubs reads the boys’ task, 2017
He [tiger] wants belly work. You see him exposing his belly? He wanted me to [tickle] do belly work. He was saying, I can tell that you do good belly work. Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park USA II: Orlando 2, boys visit big cat park
Bubbles: Have you any idea how fast 200 mph is?
Ricky: No. Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park USA III: Charlotte
We gotta be realistic here. If I blow up as a big country star, and I could, and you guys will probably be working for me at that point, and I’d like that, but you gonna have to change your fucking attitudes. Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park USA IV: New Orleans
Kidnap the governor of Tennessee for an hour for a thousand bucks. Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park USA V: Memphis, boys’ challenge
I could be the next Garth Brooks. If you want a piece of that action, you better start acting like it. Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park USA VI: Nashville, Bubbles to Ricky
Rich people are so fucked. Fuck off! Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park USA VII: Los Angeles I, Ricky
You’re one of the coolest people in the world. Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park USA VIII: Los Angeles II, Bubbles to Julian
Boys, I’m freaking out here. I’m freaking out. We ate three pounds of fucking mushrooms. Like we’re stuck in a cartoon world here. Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series I: Long Short Story: A Bear Ripped My Cock Off & Ate It, 2019
A worm? See how fast that thing was – it’s more like a fucking cobra. Oh my fuck, boys, I have a goddamned pepperoni cobra living in my ’testines. Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series II: The Pepperoni Cobra, Ricky
Ricky, you know you can’t keep a tapeworm as a pet, right? ibid.
Hey, guys, check out these losers … You guys ever going to play in the Weed Cup again? Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series III: The Stanley Bong, Moncton Mudslides player
Let’s have a little party, bud. Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series IV: The Penis Milker, ghost of Mr Lahey to Randy
Lord, bless this schedule and help it guide Randy, Amen. Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series V: Big Ho’s Carwash, Clont
Apparently, my two best friends started an underground gay day spa. ibid. Bubbles interviewed
This reminds me of the hash we smoked with the old man when we was eight when we went fishing. (Gangs: Canada & Nova Scotia & Trailers & Mockumentaries & Cartoons & Cannabis) Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series VI: The Three Mustardteers, Ricky
Jacob, you’re going to have to get a fourth job. Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series VII: Satan’s Bastards, Ricky
Well it’s fucking simple. Just use gravity to pull the fuck out of the plants, makes them grow bigger and way the fuck faster. Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series VIII: Space Weed, Ricky’s upside down plants
More than 300 batteries were stolen from cars outside a local movie theatre last night. Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series IX: Hurricane Ricky, television news
Putting on a little concert. It’s gonna be a big sale, karaoke, maybe get some puppets going, and then the big draw of the day – Bubbles and the Shitrockers are gonna headline it. Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series X: Trailerstock, Bubbles