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I’m fucked up too.  I might have to stay an extra day or two.  Trailer Park Boys s10e9: Thugged Out Gangsta Shit, Snoop Dogg  

 

 

When something major happens like Ricky getting shot, you realise who you’re friends are and why.  Trailer Park Boys s10e10: Looks Like the Liquor Wins, Barbara

 

 

I’m at fucking war with the squirrels.  People think they’re dumb but they’re not.  The little fuckers even know how to masturbate.  Trailer Park Boys s11e1: The Jack Your Cock Furry Whore Slut, Ricky

 

 

He’s turned.  It’s too late for him now … He’s a walker zombley.  He’s not going to eat my fucking family!  Trailer Park Boys s11e2: The Walker Zombley, Ricky aims gun at sick Jacob  

 

 

The suspects [Cory & Trevor] have entered the residence of Marguerite Murphy, a definite indicator of the suspicious criminal activity taking place in Sunnyvale trailer park.  Trailer Park Boys s11e3: My Facking Balls, My Cock, My Hole or My Tits? Randy to camera  

 

 

Assaulting a police officer with open liquor.  Take him [Julian] away, boys.  Trailer Park Boys s11e4: Darth Lahey, rozzer

 

Rick, save yourself.  Join me.  Help me to run Sunnyvale.  You have no idea the power we’d have.  ibid.  Mr Lahey 

 

 

Brace yourself, boys.  Jim Lahey is my father.  The real one.  Trailer Park Boys s11e5: Flight of the Bumblecock, Ricky

 

 

How do you keep your bags so soft?  Do you use any special creams or oils?  Trailer Park Boys s11e6: How do You Keep Your Bag So Soft? faux doctor to Ricky

 

 

Maybe we’ll invite Jacob and Randy along and have a foursome.  Trailer Park Boys s11e7: I Look Like a Fucking Dick! Mr Lahey to Ricky  

 

 

Randy, you’ve got an opportunity to talk to the liquor.  Take the fucking bottle.  We’ve been given a wonderful gift, Randy.  A wonderful gift.  ’Cause the liquor has chosen us, Randy.  Me and you, bud.  Trailer Park Boys s11e8: A Liquor Captain Never Abandons a Sinking Shit Ship, Mr Lahey

 

 

Oh my fuck, boys, we killed Lahey and Randy.  Trailer Park Boys s11e9: Oh My Fuck, Boys, We Killed Lahey & Randy, Bubbles cries

 

 

The liquor is supervising the park, Barb.  Trailer Park Boys s11e10: The All You Can Eat Shit Buffet, Mr Lahey   

 

 

Look at that – Green Bastard IPA.  Selling a ton of that to people in the park.  Business is booming.  Trailer Park Boys s12e1: Chlamydia, Bubbles

 

 

Thanks for helping me see things more clearly.  You’re really good at that.  Trailer Park Boys s12e2: Godspeed My Muscular Friend, Ricky to Bubbles  

 

 

I’m a little bit worried about Ricky and the sheer amount of masturbating he’s doing.  Trailer Park Boys s12e3: The Cunt Word, Bubbles  

 

 

Hello, can I get an extra large order of onion rings, er cheeseburger with two extra patties and six slices of cheese, two hot dogs with cheese and bacon, and a large popcorn with layered butter – and can you do four layers on that?  Could you pouty up the rings, and give me two large beers and two ice-cream sandwiches.  You want anything, Mr Lahey?  Trailer Park Boys s12e4: All the Shit I Need 

 

 

I can call the cops and bring them in here to take care of things or you can come to me at the end of the day with a thousand bucks cash.  Your choice.  Trailer Park Boys s12e5: Happy Birthday Bubbles, security boss to Julian

 

 

Julian, the sexiest man in Sunnyvale, is fucking going to go to jail for seven fucking years unless we can come up with $10,000 in the next couple of hours.  Trailer Park Boys s12e6: Flow Me the Money, Ricky on megaphone  

 

 

Freedom 35: that’s what the beer should be called.  Boys, it’s something we’ve been trying to achieve our entire lives and because of this fucking beer, I think we’ll finally make it this time.  Trailer Park Boys s12e7: Big Cock, Julian 

 

 

We want everyone working together for the betterment of Sunnyvale as a team.  Trailer Park Boys s12e8: Will You For to be Fucking Married to Me? Randy to Bubbles

 

 

Julian: How we just going to come up with $50,000?

 

Bubbles: Well that’s really a technicality at this point, isn’t it?  Trailer Park Boys s12e9: Angel Shit Sent Down From Jesus God

 

 

Ricky and Julian are my new partners and we are very happy to announce that as of today Freedom 35 is going to be available right across Canada.  And you guys are all going to be a part of the new company.  Trailer Park Boys s12e10: Fuckin’ Fucked Out of Our Tiny Minds, Bubbles to Sunnyvale residents  

 

 

Listen to him [Julian] back there  Donald Trump.  Trailer Park Boys: Dear Santa Claus, Go Fuck Yourself, Bubbles re Julian’s Christmas lights competition, Netflix 2004

 

You should be getting drunk and stoned with your friends and family  people that you love.  ibid.  Ricky’s Christmas sermon  

 

 

Ricky: Dad, you saw Lucy naked?

 

Ray: Down at the Gentlemen’s club, Rick.  Trailer Park Boys: The Movie, 2006

 

 

I know what I’m doing.  I’ve watched movies like Casino, or Goodfellas, a bunch of Robert De Niro films Heat – you know, they do a big job and then they sit on the money for a little while.  And that’s the key because you start flashing money around right out of the gate, you’re going to go back to jail.  Trailer Park Boys: Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys, Julian, 2008

 

 

Here I am – paradise.  Got everything I want but it doesn’t add up to shit.  ’Cause I fell in love with the wrong man.  Be careful who you love.  Trailer Park Boys: Countdown to Liquor Day, Mr Lahey, 2009

 

Baked Bean Supper And Bingo.  ibid.  stolen church sign 

 

Bubbles, do you want to go on a date or something?  ibid.  Jenny  

 

 

The internet contest we entered, Ricky.  Rush’s biggest fan.  We won … We’re going to see Rush in Ireland!  Trailer Park Boys: Live in Fuckin’ Dublin, Netflix 2014

 

 

This is officer Jim Lahey – I’m installing a hidden camera in the dressing room to prove that Julian is forcing my Randy to be here tonight: that’s human trafficking for the purposes of sexual slavery.  The shit cheese is in the shit trap.  Trailer Park Boys: Live at the North Pole, Netflix 2014  

 

 

Hey, Bubs … I heard you’re gonna be in a Ninja movie?

 

Bubbles: It’s not official yet … I’ve seen every Ninja movie in history.  Trailer Park Boys: Drunk, High & Unemployed, Netflix 2015  

 

 

This place is fucked!  Everything is fucking backwards!  Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park Europe I: London, Ricky, Netflix 2016

 

 

I kind of feel like Freddie Mercury in these things [Lederhosen].  Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park Europe II: Berlin  

 

 

Acquire a strap-on dildo and wear it around the city for an hour: $25.  Please note strap-on must be a minimum of ten inches long to qualify.  Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park Europe III: Copenhagen, boys’ city challenge

 

 

Julian: Trolls don’t exist … Just like fucking samsquanches exist, ah?  

 

Bubbles: Oh, you’re telling me those aren’t real too, are ya?  Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park Europe IV: Oslo

 

 

It’s just rotten fish … Oh, Ricky, she exploded on ya … How many of them … How many of them you think I’ve gotta eat to get the money?  Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park Europe V: Stockholm  

 

 

I’ve seen Ricky do some pretty fucked-up things in my life but to drink three cups of reindeer piss just cause some nutcase in a suit says, ‘Oh yes it sends you to another planet’  Ricky is fucked.  Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park Europe VI: Helsinki

 

 

This has been my dream my whole fucking life.  Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park Europe VII: Amsterdam I, Ricky

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