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littlebookofjohn presents an open-source library of more than 345,000 quotations and references, the author's essays, and a section for poetry.
Life, The Universe & Goats, the world's greatest comic novel, escaped its printer 12th August 2026, and is published 6th September 2026. If you're not able to access, or find, a good bookshop, unable to order physical or digital copy, let me know on esiasryder@protonmail.com, and I'll reply with confidential details how to order a signed copy. gilded with personalised message, and remarkably with free popcorn (one per reader). An offer you can't refuse. You may trade with the perfect apple crumble, or Bitcoin.
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'And I went unto the angel, and said unto him, Give me the little book. And he said unto me, Take it, and eat it up; and it shall make thy belly bitter, but it shall be in thy mouth sweet as honey.' Revelation 10:9