He’s a cunt. A sorry sack of shit. The Sopranos s4e4: The Weight, re Ralph
You’re a fucking cunt. The Sopranos s5e1: Two Tonys, Tony Dr Melfi
You’re all a bunch of fucking assholes. You know why? You don’t have the guts to be what you want to be. You need people like me. Scarface 1983 ***** starring Al Pacino & Michelle Pfeiffer & Steven Bauer & Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio & Robert Loggia & Miria Colon & F Murray Abraham et al, director Brian de Palma, Tony leaving restaurant
[leans over balcony] Bitch. [punches glass screen] One day I’ll catch up with you. You want a war? I’ll give you a fucking war one arm tied behind me back. I’ll shoot you. Blow you to kingdom come. They’ll need a dustpan and brush to scrape you off the walls. Make mincemeat out of you. Pie and mash. Puddles of blood. I’ll leave you lying there. Garrotte the lot of you. Calling me a cunt. Calling me a cunt. Calling me a cunt. You cunt. I’ll fucking kick ya. I’ll kick fuck out of to you. Kick to fuck you. Fuck you. Put your face on. I’ll fucking ... I’ll fucking ... burn ya … Gangster No.1 ***** 2000 staring Paul Bettany & Malcolm McDowell & David Thewlis & Saffron Burrows & Kenneth Cranham & Jamie Foreman & Eddie Marsan & Andrew Lincoln & Martin Winbush & Sean Chapman et al, director Paul McGuigan
You slag. Fucking Judas ... I can smell your greed and ambition. And something disgusting like betrayal. The Long Good Friday 1980 starring Helen Mirren & Bob Hoskins & Pierce Brosnan & Dave King & Paul Freeman & Eddie Constantine & Bryan Marshall & Paul Barber & Brian Hall & Stepehn Davies & Derek Thompson et al, director John MacKenzie, Harold to Jeff
These long-haired mentally unstable petty little hoodlums. Quadrophenia 1979 starring Phil Daniels & Mark Wingett & Leslie Ash & Philip Davis & Sting & Toyah Willcox & Ray Winstone & Gary Shail & Michael Elphick et al, director Franc Roddam, magistrate to mob
Punk-ass, bitch-ass, crook-ass cop. Training Day 2001 starring Denzel Washington & Ethan Hawke & Scott Glenn & Tom Berenger & Harris Yulin & Raymond Barry & Cliff Curtis & Dr Dre & Snoop Dogg & Macy Gray & Charlotte Ayanna & Eva Mendes et al, director Antoine Fuqua, bitch to Hawke
Your mother’s cunt stinks like carpet cleaner. Barfly 1987 starring Mickey Rourke & Faye Dunaway & Alice Krige & J C Quinn & Frank Stallone & Jack Nance & Sandy Martin & Roberta Bassin & Gloeia LeRoy & Joe Unger & Harry Cohn & Pruitt Taylor Vince & Fritz Feld & Charles Bukowski et al, director Barbet Schroeder, Rourke to Eddie
What the fuck you playing at? What you playing at? What the fucking hell you banging on about now? ... You’re off your fucking head, just like your mother, Kate – that’s what you are, a paranoid cunt. What you talking about? ... You bag of shit ... You cunt. Cunt. Cunt. Bonded by Blood 2010 starring Tamer Hassan & Robert Fucilla & Vincent Regan & Terry Stone & Adam Deacon & Neil Maskell & Dave Legano & Johnny Palmiero & Duncan Meadows et al, director Sacha Bennett, Pat Tate
Ho, ho, ho! Well if it isn’t fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, ya eunuch jelly thou! A Clockwork Orange 1971 starring Malcolm McDowell & Patrick Magee & Michael Bates & Warren Clarke & John Clive & Adrienne Corri & Carl Duering & Paul Farrell & Clive Francis & Michael Gover et al, director Stanley Kubrick, Alex and gang confront rival gang
You’re a beast and a swine and a bloody bloody thief. Lord of the Flies 1963 starring James Aubrey & Tom Chapin & Hugh Edwards & Roger elwin & Tom Gaman & David Surtees & Simon Surtees & Nicholas Hammond et al, director Peter Brook, Ralph to Jack
You useless fucking prick. Shifty 2008 starring Riz Ahmed & Daniel Mays & Jason Flemyng & Nitin Ganatra & Heronimo Sehmi & Francesca Annis & Jay Simpson & Danielle Brent & Kate Groombridge & Ben Drew, director Eran Creevy, her to him
You’re fucking muggy little cunts. The Football Factory 2004 starring Danny Dyer & Frank Harper & Neil Maskell & Roland Manookian & Tamer Hassan & Dudley Sutton & John Junkin & Jamie Foreman & Kara Tointon et al, woman bypasser
You fucking Dr White honking jam-rag ’arking spunk bubble. Sexy Beast 2000 starring Ray Winstone & Ben Kingsley & Amanda Redman & Ian McShane & James Fox et al, director Jonathan Glazer, Don
And I say fuck you too. This guy needed his brother elected fucking president of the United States to get a job. You’re a joke. You would have been a bond salesman somewheres. You’re the brother-in-law they make jokes about. I’m proving what? You got nothing on me. You got a TV show. You don’t impress me, and your office don’t impress me, and your family don’t impress me: a bunch of rumrunners, and I don’t need three hundred million dollars, and my brother-elected president’ll wap your fucking ass, you slimy little prick. I beat your ass on that trumped up charge down south, I’m gonna beat you again. There is no organised crime in the Teamsters ... Fuck you and fuck your threats and fuck your brother. Hoffa 1992 starring Jack Nicholson & Danny De Vito & Armand Assante & J T Walsh & John C Reilly & Frank Whaley & Kevin Anderson & John P Ryan & Robert Prosky & Natalie Nogulich & Nicholas Pryor et al, director Danny De Vito, Hoffa to Kennedy
He called me a dirty tramp. My own father. Rebel Without a Cause 1955 starring James Dean & Natalie Wood & Sal Mineo & Jim Backus & Ann Doran & Corey Allen & William Hopper & Rochelle Hudson & Edward Platt & Nick Adams et al, director Nicholas Ray, Natalie Wood in rozzers’ station
You’re not a bastard. You’re a cunt. Kidulthood 2006 starring Aml Ameen & Red Madrell & Adam Deacon & Noel Clarke & Jaime Winstone & Femi Oyeniran & Madeleine Fairley & Cornell John & Rafe Spall & Nicholas Hoult, director Menhaj Huda, gal
He was a psychotic mind-fucking prick. An arrogant ego-inflated son of a bitch. Analyze That 2002 starring Robert DeNiro & Billy Crystal & Lisa Kudrow & Chazz Palminteri & Joe Viterelli & Kyle Sabihy & Pat Cooper & Joe Rigano & Leo Rossi et al, director Harold Ramis, Sobel’s imaginary tribute to father
You defective little prick. No Good Deed 2003 starring Samuel L Jackson & Milla Jovovich & Stellan Skarsgard & Doug Hutchison & Joss Ackland & Grace Zabriskie & Jonathan Higgins & Shannon Lawson & Robert Welch et al, director Bob Rafelson, granny to kid
You’re a no-good nosy little tramp. The Killing 1956 starring Sterling Hayden & Vince Edwards & Coleen Gray & Jay C Flippen & Elisha Cook junior & Marie Windsor & Ted de Corsia & Joe Sawyer et al, director Stanley Kubrick, hood to wife
You useless bunch of moronic twits. The Wrong Arm of the Law 1963 starring Peter Sellers & Bernard Cribbins & Lionel Jeffries & John Le Mesurier & Davy Kaye & Nanette Newman & Arthur Mullard & Reg Lye et al, director Cliff Owen, Sellers
Why did you call Gooper’s kiddies ‘no-neck monsters’? Cat on a Hot Tin Roof 1958 starring Paul Newman & Elizabeth Taylor & Burl Ives & Judith Anderson & Jack Carson & Madeleine Sherwood & Larry Gates & Vaughn Taylor, director Richard Brooks, Brick to Maggie
May I speak plainly? ... If you'll forgive me, he’s common ... He’s like an animal. He has an animal’s habits. There’s even something subhuman about him. Thousands of years have passed him right by, and there he is. Stanley Kowalski, survivor of the Stone Age, bearing the raw meat home from the kill in the jungle. And you – you here waiting for him. Maybe he’ll strike you or maybe grunt and kiss you, that’s if kisses have been discovered yet. Tennessee Williams, A Streetcar Named Desire, Blanche Dubois
Is that what you’re saying about me, that I’m corrupt, degraded, hmm? The Fugitive Kind 1960 starring Marlon Brando & Anna Magnani & Joanne Woodward & Maureen Stapleton & Victor Jory & R G Armstrong & John Baragrey et al, director Sidney Lumet, crazy lady
You look like a radioactive tampon ... like a banana with a yeast infection. Moon 2009 starring Sam Rockwell & Kevin Spacey & Robin Chalk & Dominique McElligott & Kaya Scodelario & Benedit Wong & Matt Berry & Malcolm Stewart et al, director Duncan Jones, Sam
He held a position of little or no importance on Red Dwarf. He was a lowly grease monkey, a zero, a nothing, a piece of sputum floating in the toilet bowl of Life ... This sad man. This pathetic man. This joke of a man. Red Dwarf s4e3: Justice, Kryten’s plea for Rimmer, BBC 1988
Well if it isn’t my old friends the human vermin. The [inaudible] slime, the puss-sucking puke-laden walking cesspits of unspeakableness. Red Dwarf s6e5: Rimmerworld, simulant to crew
You’re a gutless, spineless, gormless, directionless, neurotic, under-achieving, snivelling, cowardly pile of smeg. Red Dwarf s7e2: Stoke Me a Clipper, Lister to Rimmer
You useless rancid cancerous sack of shit. Red Dwarf s10e1: Trojan, Rimmer to self
Kirk: Mr Spock, when you’re finished, I want to talk to you. This regrettable tendency you’ve been showing lately towards flagrant emotionalism ...
Spock: I see no reason to insult me, sir. Star Trek s1e12: The Menagerie II
What do you expect from a simpering devil-eared freak whose father was a computer and whose mother an encyclopaedia? Star Trek s1e24: This Side of Paradise, Kirk to Spock